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Then you have to get over it. One stipulation to my borrowing your clothes is that you have to have worn the item at least once before I borrow it. Im not a monster. If were on a trip or if our boyfriends are away, and theres a bed bigger than a twin, were partnering up. It is super weird for us not to share a bed. How else will we talk until we fall asleep?
Your boyfriend is never going to tell you that your skirt is too tight and riding up too high on you. In fact, you shouldnt even have asked him, poor guy. He wants to have sex with you no matter how pudgy you are. I am the only person besides your mom who has the right and responsibility to tell you that.
I should never be overly harsh when something doesnt look good on you, because I know you are fragile about this, and so am I.
I will employ the gentle, vague expression Im not crazy about that on you, which should mean to you Holy shit, take that off, that looks terrible! I owe it to you to give feedback like a cattle prod: I can ditch you to hang out with a guy but only if that possibility has been discussed and getting-a-ride-home practicalities have been worked out, prior to the event.
In return, I need to talk about you a lot with that guy so he knows how much I love you. I cant even write about this, its too sad. But yes, I will do that. And you will have one awesome little kid who hears endless sto-. Incidentally, your kid will grow up loving Indian food.
I should also try to pick up a fashion magazine and the candy you like, because distracting you from your pain is part of nursing you back to health. On trips together, I promise to man up and be the person who drives the rental car sometimes, or uses my credit card and has people pay me back later.
Someone needs to check on Yelp to see what the good brunch place is. Neither of us gets to be the princess all the time.
I get that. Even though no one uses maxipads anymore, like you do, weirdo, I will keep a box at my house for when you come over. I cant believe you wont get Lasik already.
You can afford it. I know you read someone went blind from it, but that was like twenty years ago.
Not getting Lasik at this point is like being that girl in who didnt have a cell phone. This is a fair number of times to hang out with your boyfriend and withhold judgment. Your home isnt a hotel. I forget sometimes because you make it so comfortable for me. As everyone knows, depressed people are some of the most boring people in the world. I know this because when I was depressed, people fled.
Except my best friends. I will be there for you during your horrible break-up, or getting fired from your job, or if youre just having a bad couple of months or year. I will hate it and find you really tedious, but I promise I wont abandon you. But you cant get mad if I cant keep track. Dont we hate him? No, we love him. Okay, okay. I know when you fall in love with someone that you will completely forget about me.
That hurts my feelings, but it is okay. Please try to remember to text me, if you can, if you know I have something going on in my life, like a work promotion or something. Comedy's fastest-rising star takes to the page in a book of essays, personal anecdotes, and impassioned pleas.
Multi-hyphenate Mindy Kaling is an Emmy-nominated writer, the actress famous for playing the beloved Kelly Kapoor on The Office, and the author of one of Twitter's most popular and quoted feeds.
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