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Love and Hate | Augusten Burroughs: Magical Thinking. Augusten Burroughs: Magical Thinking. I myself am made entirely of flaws, stitched together with good . File Name: Magical Thinking True Stories By Augusten Burroughs Total Downloads: Formats: djvu | pdf | epub | mp3 | kindle. Rated: /10 (32 votes). Magical Thinking is a memoir by American writer Augusten Burroughs. The book contains Print/export. Create a book · Download as PDF · Download as PDF · Printable version.

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Shelves: gay-lit , populist , memoirs Shameless. He just does not care whether you like him or not. These are what make Augusten Burrough's memoirs very different from what I've read so far. He does not give an eff when he recounts how many Catholic gay priests he had sex with. He tells each sexual encounter like he is telling them to his gay close friend inside an enclosed room. All the details, including the unprintables, are mentioned and their intimate conversations in verbatim.

Faberge Organics Shampoo: "I told two friends. And they told two friends. And so on. Occasionally he would jab his friend on the shoulder and nod in the direction of one of the students. As I was watching him he caught my eye and smiled. I thought he was a very friendly man, very nice. I admired his crisp dark suit, white shirt, and black tie. His hair was thick and glossy, combed back.

I smiled at him.

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He nudged his friend and nodded in my direction, and then the other man looked at me. He smiled, too. I wanted to jump up out of my seat and run to the men, hugging them around the legs.

I wanted to lick the hair on their wrists.

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Ames announced to the class, "These men would like to use our schoolhouse in a commercial for their special beverage. It's called Tang. Do any of you know Tang? Of course we knew Tang, the orange crystalline powder that the astronauts brought with them to outer space. I loved Tang and would sometimes eat it by the teaspoon, straight from the jar. I loved the green label, the orange lid. The way the lid was extra wide and easy to unscrew.

I even liked the paper eardrum that was over the mouth of the lid when you first opened the jar. You had to puncture the eardrum with a spoon, and printed on top was "Tang, Tang, Tang. Ames told us that the men from the van wanted to use some of us in their commercial.

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Only some of you. They're going to have to choose. Except for me. Some voice inside me said, "Don't do it. It's beneath you. I was very pleased that I'd thought to wear my fourteen-karat-gold electroplated ID bracelet that day. One thing was certain: I would be in their Tang commercial.

And if any of the other children tried to get in my way, I would use my pencil to blind them.

Desks were shoved back, chairs knocked over. Ames tried to gain control of her students by slapping her ruler against the edge of her globe. Stop this! Children, come to attention at once!

Then group by group the men met with the kids. I stared hatefully at the back of Lisa Tucker's fat head. I was trying to determine where the odor she emitted was coming from.

A hole? Some sort of vent for her brain? I hated Lisa, and so did everyone else. She smelled like feet and something worse, something spoiled and eggy. And she was mean.

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She was a strong girl who pushed the boys around. Her older brother, Tommy, was one of the big kids who went to the new school down the street. Once he hit me so hard he knocked the wind out of me. I wished that Lisa and Tommy would go swimming in the ocean and be eaten by Jaws. Surely the men would know not to cast her in their commercial. They'd spoken to all thirty kids and had notes splayed out on the table in front of them.

They looked funny sitting in our small chairs, which had never seemed small before. The man who had first smiled at me said, "Hi guys. So do any of you want to be in a commercial? His eyes said, You are special and better than all the other children, and I would like you to come live with me and my blue eyes in a city far away from here.

His eyes said, I will save you. We all nodded our heads yes. So what I want to do is, I want to see if you can laugh. I'm gonna tell you a joke, and I just want to see what you sound like when you laugh.

I smiled and winked at him, like I'd seen people do on TV. He has an uncanny way of guiding you through a story so that you end up just where he wants you to be. Sometimes that's not at all the place you thought you'd end up when the story started out.

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To reiterate: Burroughs had the childhood from hell. And I believe that this childhood turned him into a selfish, very damaged person who is only able to see other people are selfish and damaged. This makes him mean. And of course, it's funny. It's very funny to read someone make mean, truthful observations about life - things that you yourself would never think or say But the reason I find this less than enjoyable most of the time is because it makes me sad that he thinks humans are so When I finish a book by him, I can shake off this gloomy worldview and return to my normal, cheerful self.

But I know that he can't. Some of these stories are about his childhood, some are about his job at the ad agency, some are about being a writer, some are about dogs.

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There's at least 3 dog stories in this book. Some are about his long alcoholic period. For me, that was it. That was what I wanted to accomplish. It's hard because I think I got to this place just by having such a piece of a shit life for so many years.

AB: I haven't optioned Dry yet, but I optioned Sellevision, and Sellevision is apparently going into production in the fall. AB: That is going to be done by Mark Bozak. He's going to be directing it. It's his first feature. Do you know who he is? AB: It's fucking hilarious. He's the former head of the Home Shopping Network and he was raised in a funeral home. AB: It seems like a good fit.

AB: Um, no. Cronenberg has made these great psychological horror films like Dead Ringers and his work is really illuminating and you think about it for the next two weeks because you're kind of creeped out. Anyway, an interviewer asked him, "Now that you've been able to film Naked Lunch, does anything still scare you? AB: Things do shock and repel me and they're not the things you'd think.

For example, my friend an undertaker, sent me a [Web] link, and he was saying, "You should adopt kids. Like, "This is Jeremy. He likes to play football and do things other kids like to do, but due to severe abuse, he has issues and wakes up one or two times a night with nightmares.

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And I was up until four o'clock in the morning looking at their pictures and I spent all day today looking at their pictures and it's the most horrifying thing I've ever seen. It's absolutely devastating. Devastating, and it shocks me. Those faces. And because it's a Web site, I just wanted to click, "Add to cart. Add to cart. People who have appalling greed shock me.

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It's things like that. It's not physical deformity and stupid reality TV show kind of shit. I get shocked at people's blindness sometimes and I get shocked by the level of shallowness I sometimes see in the culture. Things like that. AB: I don't think so, no. Because you know what? I'm so focused on my writing, I feel like I'd be replicating my relationship with my mother again. Like, "Not now, honey. Daddy's got to turn in his next book, Still Running With Scissors B: I'm just now finishing it.

It's the next book after Magical Thinking.