Potentially

Yesterday, False Prophet Ronald Weinland posted part 1 of the 6th chapter of his 3rd book of fantasy.  This chapter is the carrot he’s been dangling in front of his followers, that he had to rewrite several times.  As usual it has some bold lies.  He states that Pentecost of 2012 was the first date given PKG for Christ’s return and that they believed that to be the date for the four years prior.  There are two things wrong with that:

(1) the Pentecost 2012 date was declared to PKG in Weinland’s sermon of June 28, 2008.  That was less than 4 years, though some would argue that he just rounded it up and the way he phrased it doesn’t mean that. Won’t make much hash of that point. But the next point:

(2) This was not the first date given PKG.  The first date given was Trumpets of 2011.  PKG believed that to be the date until Ron withdrew it in his sermon of June 21, 2008.  Which was within the 4 years prior to Pentecost of 2012.  And if you want to claim authority for Herbert Armstrong, you would have to include those dates: the vague ones and the specific one of Trumpets 1975.

Also, God did not decide until the middle of 2008 whether Christ’s return would be on Pentecost of 2012 or on Pentecost of 2019.  It was the middle of 2008, actually the week following his announcement of the Pentecost of 2012 date, when he got a knock on his door by the IRS special agent investigating his tax crimes.  God didn’t let Ron in on the change of plans until he was serving his prison sentence after being convicted for those crimes.

At the end of this first part posted on his blog, Weinland states that “Any period of time can be represented as a “prophetic day,” “.   He’s had several prophetic days of different lengths, and I expect more to come.

 

 

Release of Spokesman Witness From Prison

Today is False Prophet Ronald Weinland’s scheduled release from prison, with time off for good behavior. Too bad that false prophecies don’t count as bad behavior, but in this country you can get away with about anything so long as you call it religion and remember to pay your taxes. I imagine that Joel Osteen faithfully pays the taxes on his humble parsonage.

weinland_releasedUnder the terms of Ron’s sentencing order, he now begins 3 years of “Supervised Release” which is essentially probation. He has to report to his probation officer who can decide whether or not Ron is allowed to leave the judicial district (federal court’s Eastern District of Kentucky). From a statement in a recent sermon, he will at least be allowed to travel across the Ohio River to Cincinnati to conduct the feast there this fall. As he was allowed to travel internationally during the period between his indictment and his trial, I expect that will eventually be allowed as well. That may depend on whether or not he’s met the Special Conditions of Supervision included in his sentencing order, such as keeping up with the payments on the $245,176 fine and refiling accurate tax returns for all tax years beginning in 2004.

Of course he’ll be able to dispense with all those restrictions, once he gets his full Witness powers and can breathe fire on the probation officer.

Ron has been in a halfway house since December. He has been allowed to deliver sermons live and in person to his church members. I imagine that he was allowed to wear the Nordstrom’s $1700 suit that he wore to trial and was not required to wear a lime-green jump suit. I don’t know whether conjugal visits were allowed while in the halfway house, but now that he’s released he can give Laura a stiffie for her birthday. Happy 60th birthday, Laura.

PATN: Chapter 4 Part 3 The Deceptive Church

Since the Two Witnesses don’t want their message spread, I no longer will quote their posts on my website. But those who know where their website is can go there read them, then come back here to leave any comments. If you don’t want to visit his website, the excerpt is reposted on two different Facebook pages.

The latest excerpt of his third book focuses on the Catholic Church. He mentioned the reformation of the 1400-1600s. It seems the splinters had only slight doctrinal differences but had disagreement about which men were to govern it. Pretty much like the present day of Armstrongism.

Revelation 17 is mentioned, with the symbolism there interpreted to refer to the Catholic church and the various incarnations of the Roman empire, of which Hitler’s Germany was one. The Bible is a versatile book, being able to mean whatever you want it to mean. With a modest amount of effort, it could be made to point to other things. Like Armstrongism. For example, one could cherry pick from the various splinters of Armstrongism to be the 7 heads and 10 horns.

Weinland’s last paragraph of this excerpt accuses the Catholic Church of persecuting God’s true church, responsible for killing and imprisonment of God’s people. So I guess that somehow the IRS, the Justice Department, the Federal Court, and 12 jurors were just tools of the Catholic Church.

The Two Witnesses Breathe Fire

Revelation 11:

And I will give power to my two witnesses, and they will prophesy one thousand two hundred and sixty days, clothed in sackcloth.”

These are the two olive trees and the two lamp stands standing before the God of the earth. And if anyone wants to harm them, fire proceeds from their mouth and devours their enemies. And if anyone wants to harm them, he must be killed in this manner. These have power to shut heaven, so that no rain falls in the days of their prophecy; and they have power over waters to turn them to blood, and to strike the earth with all plagues, as often as they desire.

When False Prophet Ronald Weinland began his first timeline in April of 2008, he issued a curse calling for the slow internal death of anyone who would criticize him. When he restarted his second timeline later that December, he reissued his death curse changing it to speedy.

Now that he started his third timeline, he is issuing DMCA notices:

DMCA (Copyright) Complaint to Google
sender
Laura_Weinland
on behalf of Ronald Weinland
[Private] , , , US Sent on January 10, 2016
Re: Unknown

Sent via: Unknown

Notice Type:
DMCA Copyright claim #1
Kind of Work: Unspecified
Description Several chapters from an upcoming book, entitled “Prophesy Against the Nations” have been posted to the author’s personal blog. These chapters have been reproduced without permission on the website found below. The latest excerpt begins under “Weinland’s book excerpt.”
Original URLs:
http://www.ronaldweinland.com
http://www.ronaldweinland.com/2015/11/08/chapter-1-part-1/
http://www.ronaldweinland.com/2015/11/17/chapter-1-part-2-2/
http://www.ronaldweinland.com/2015/11/25/chapter-1-part-3-of-3/
http://www.ronaldweinland.com/2015/12/03/chapter-2-part-1-of-3/
http://www.ronaldweinland.com/2015/12/09/chapter-2-part-2-of-3/
http://www.ronaldweinland.com/2015/12/16/chapter-2-part-3-of-3/
http://www.ronaldweinland.com/2015/12/23/chapter-3-part-1-of-3/
http://www.ronaldweinland.com/2015/12/31/chapter-3-part-2-of-3/
http://www.ronaldweinland.com/2016/01/06/chapter-3-part-3-of-3/
Allegedly Infringing URLs:
http://ronaldweinland.info/falseprophet/2015/11/08/patn-chapter-1-part-1-who-will-listen/
http://ronaldweinland.info/falseprophet/2015/11/17/patn-chapter-1-part-2/
http://ronaldweinland.info/falseprophet/2015/11/25/patn-chapter-1-part-3-of-3/
http://ronaldweinland.info/falseprophet/2015/12/03/patn-chapter-2-part-1-a-deceived-world/
http://ronaldweinland.info/falseprophet/page/2/
http://ronaldweinland.info/falseprophet/2015/12/09/patn-chapter-2-part-2/
http://ronaldweinland.info/falseprophet/2015/12/16/patn-chapter-2-part-3/
http://ronaldweinland.info/falseprophet/2015/12/23/patn-chapter-3-part-1-apostles-and-prophets/
http://ronaldweinland.info/falseprophet/2015/12/31/patn-chapter-3-part-2-ability-to-see-truth/
http://ronaldweinland.info/falseprophet/2016/01/06/patn-chapter-3-part-3-religious-flim-flam-men/
http://ronaldweinland.info/falseprophet/

I think the real issue for the Weinlands is the commentary by those who read his drivel. Nevertheless, I will shortly remove their content from this website but leave the comments. I wonder in they’ll be issuing takedown notices to their admirers on FaceBook who have also been reposting Ron’s book.

PATN: Chapter 4 Part 2, History According to Ron

Another installment of False Prophet Ron’s third book has been posted on his website.

It is not reposted here, for details please see the following post:
http://ronaldweinland.info/falseprophet/2016/01/23/the-two-witnesses-breathe-fire/

PATN: Chapter 4 Part 1, An End to Deception

The deception continues:

It is not reposted here, for details please see the following post:
http://ronaldweinland.info/falseprophet/2016/01/23/the-two-witnesses-breathe-fire/

PATN: Chapter 3 Part 3 – Religious Flim-Flam Men

Ron repeats the tired lie about the government prosecuting him unfairly, comparing himself to John. Actually he’s more like Simon, who practiced sorcery.

It is not reposted here, for details please see the following post:
http://ronaldweinland.info/falseprophet/2016/01/23/the-two-witnesses-breathe-fire/

PATN: Chapter 3 Part 2: Ability to “See” Truth

Another installment of Ron’s 3rd book to close out the year.  Quote marks around the wrong word; should be around “truth”.

It is not reposted here, for details please see the following post:
http://ronaldweinland.info/falseprophet/2016/01/23/the-two-witnesses-breathe-fire/