False Prophet Ronald Weinland flew from New Zealand to Australia to visit the Gold Coast Meter Maids.  Spiritual warfare raged as he delivered his 5th sermon of the 3rd organized feast after the last one — Satan and his demon won this battle, interrupting the streaming audio feed to those in New Zealand who were trying to listen live to Ron’s latest interpretations of the Bible.  Other feast site locations, such as a hotel in major metropolitan area supervised by Ralph Dowd, will listen to a recording of the sermon tomorrow.

Ron mocked people who worship gods which they created.  At least a wooden or stone idol is tangible, unlike the invisible god that Ron created and which intentionally lies to Ron knowing he’ll pass along these lies to others.  And it turns out that the god Ron created is responsible for creating evil.  How about that!!!

Ron’s god has not actually granted Ron Witness powers.  Otherwise he could have used his rain-stopping power to prevent the flood in Portage Wisconsin as a rising stream breached a levee.

Ron promoted associate elder Peter Herrmann to full elder.  Peter is the prime suspect for ptr775 who entertained demons on another forum and who knows Kirrily and considers her to be anti-Christ.

False Prophet Ronald Weinland gave his 4th sermon of the 3rd organized feast since the First Trumpet blew for the first time.  He had his local elders Pat and Adrian give the prayers, forgiving Pat for the sermonette and even promoting him to elder.  The next sermon comes from Johnny Harrell while Ron is traveling to the feast site on Australia’s Gold Coast.  I wonder if Ron will again encounter Pastor General Joe Junior.  After all , Joe Junior may also be in Rotorua.  WCG New Zealand is also having a Feast of Tabernacles in Rotorua.

Ron got through this sermon in well under two hours, laying out the 2nd “truth” at the end.  It turns out that the angels are not immortal, and are not self-sustaining.  Angels exist only as long as they are sustained by God.   Angels were given spirit-sustaining life but were never given the holy spirit, nor ever had access to it.  Since Satan is an angel, then Weinland’s God sustains him so Weinland’s God could end this whole farce.  Instead, Weinland’s God sent us a false prophet who tells us that God lied to him which makes it OK for him to have lied to us.  And inspires Satan to commit evil and lead men astray.  So Weinland’s God must be inspiring this blog as well.  How about that!!!!

False Prophet Ronald Weinland has delivered his second sermon of the third feast after the last feast. During this sermon he delivered the first “truth” of this year (Jewish year that is) .  After meandering about and running several minutes over, he finally spit it out — Satan’s end will be an end.  That is, Satan will die.  After the 100 years after the millennium, this quite powerful spirit being will cease to exist.  OK, whatever. Snore. The faithful in Australia’s Gold Coast had to wait a few extra minutes for this startling revelation as their 9:30 start was delayed by the overtime.  New Zealand is 3 hours ahead of Australia’s eastern time zone, so after Ronnie finished the sermon he uploaded it for those in Australia while they waited.  The revelation was further delayed for them by Pat Cameron, whose closing prayer turned into a mini-sermon itself.

Some of the faithful here in the US heard Ronnie’s first sermon today in the same hotel in Nashville where PKG had its 2006 Feast of Tabernacles.  During the first Feast of Tabernacles sermon of 2006, Ron referred back to the period following the breakup of WCG in 1995:

So I remember the first holy day season of unleavened bread.  And then later Pentecost.  And then the Feast of Tabernacles.   ….and so there was a greater appreciation because it wasn’t being taken away from us.  We had to fight for it.  And now it’s about to be taken away from us again.  But in a different way.  Because of what’s going to happen in the world.  We understand that we’re fast approaching a period of time — of a 3 & 1/2 year period where we will not be able to meet together like this in a fine hotel in fellowship.  And in food.  And in halls like this.  (4 minutes, 40 seconds into audio file for Oct 7, 2006 sermon “God’s Command for the Feast”)

So here we are in the second feast season of the second Great Tribulation, and PKG is meeting together again in the same fine hotel.  Imagine that.  Amazing!!!!!

Thursday is the opening day of the Feast of Tabernacles during which False Prophet and Son of Perdition Ronald Weinland continues with his signs and lying wonders by rolling out another 4 new “truths”.  It’s been mildly interesting speculating what these new “truths” might be.  The following which appeared in the past few days on the PKG website could hold some clues:

The Rest of… Mystery of the Ages

The addition of four new truths revealed during the 2010 Feast of Tabernacles will complete the Mystery of the Ages initially revealed through Herbert W. Armstrong. The publication reveals the rest of that story.
*These new truths will be posted throughout the Feast after each one is covered in a sermon.

Contents
Chapter 1: The Completion of Mystery of the Ages
Chapter 2: History of the Spirit Realm
Chapter 3: Creation of Evil
Chapter 4: The Creation of Elohim

(Right now the site has hotlinks for the chapter titles which are dead-ended.  They’re placeholders so web-unsavvy Weinland can simply upload the files after introducing them in his sermons.) From the chapter list, we see that God created evil before he started creating Elohim, the God family.  Weinland teaches that Jesus, the second member of Elohim, did not exist prior to being born to Mary.

On another of Weinland’s flock of websites is the following:

MYSTERY OF THE AGES

This book is the compilation of the ministry of Herbert W. Armstrong. It was written to explain the plan of God in an easy-to-read format and also serve as a textbook at Ambassador College. No other book written in the previous 1900 years so succinctly covered the truth of the Bible.

“Mystery of the Ages” is one of the last pieces of literature written by False Prophet Herbert Armstrong before his death.  Currently the copyright is owned by Gerald Flurry’s Philadelphia CoG following an epic court battle with WCG which concluded with a negotiated sale.  The Philadephia CoG publishes this holy work but somehow I doubt that future editions will include Ron’s holy supplement.

On the COG-PKG website it says:

The Living Church of God, under the leadership of Roderick Meredith, is also asleep spiritually. Roderick C. Meredith is guilty in his failure to acknowledge Mr. Herbert W. Armstrong as the prophesied Elijah to come, who would restore all things to God’s true Church.

Yet elsewhere on the same COG-PKG site it says:

39 (18) Herbert W. Armstrong was a “type” of the prophesied “Elijah to come,” as he restored all truth essential to salvation to the Church of God during the Philadelphia Era.

Perhaps one of the new truths revealed over the next week will be that this blog, along with Dill Weed’s and Jack’s, is operated by Satan himself. As evidence of that notion is that it continues on despite Weinland’s curse for a speedy death issued in December of 2008. A death curse would be ineffective against Satan since he has to be around at the 100-year period following the Millennium to be cast into the Lake of Fire just ahead of Weinland’s mockers  suffering their second deaths.

Any other guesses as to what the new “truths” are that Weinland will dazzle the Flavor Aid drinkers with?

Since Ron announced last Saturday that there would be yet 4 more new “truths”, he finally decided to catch the church web site.  Even though he announced “truths” 51, 52, and 53 seven months ago, the PKG website has continued to announce only 50 “truths”.  But he has rectified that since this weekend, editing the Publications page on the PKG website.  Here for your convenience are his last truths:

God continues to reveal truths to His end-time Church so that a restoration of all things can take place with the return of Jesus Christ.

51 (1)

God has revealed the identity of the Elijah to come. As part of this revelation God has made it clearer that John the Baptist was a ‘type’ of the Elijah to come and that Herbert W. Armstrong was also a ‘type’ of the Elijah to come. The final completeness of this role is fulfilled by the spokesman of the two end-time witnesses.

52 (2)

God is restoring knowledge concerning the rightful place of women in the family. This involves the start of the greater removal of the curse laid upon woman from the beginning which was the result of sin.

53 (3)

The ordination of women in the Church. With the revelation of the 52nd Truth, God is continuing to reveal the rightful role of women with the 53rd truth by showing that God has and will continue to work with and through women to help prepare the path for the return of Jesus Christ and to fulfill a breaking of bonds for all humanity.

False Prophet Ronald Weinland made a rare visit to Cincinnati for yesterday’s sermon.  Our most formidable prophet was unprepared  and 15 minutes late getting started, blaming it on leaving equipment at home.  Ron made up for the late start by ending his sermon 15 minutes early.  I wonder if his elder John & wife Mary Kay were tempted to blow off the sermon and go to Marc and Chelsea’s wedding, which was only about 3 miles from their home.

Ron is preparing for the Feast of Tabernacles coming up in 8 weeks now.  Ron has finished the 5th sermon of 7 that he has planned, and each of his evangelists is tasked with giving one sermon. He’s also thinking of printing up a booklet to be handed out within PKG near the end of the feast.  Ten sermons makes one for each of the eight days with an extra sermon on the first and last days.  Ron promises not one, not two, not three, but at least four new truths to be unveiled during the feast.  Provided he can restrain himself from revealing them earlier.    Of course he’s not feeling the same kind of pressure to reveal them sooner as was the case with the 50th truth, when he just had shut down a timeline and told his members that they were no longer sealed in the 144,000.

Four new truths added to the 53 he has now will put the count at 57.  Since the effect of the trumpets continues to delay (now 85 weeks and almost halfway through the Great Tribulation, and most of a year into his shortened not-so-Great Tribulation), Ron needs to roll out more new truths to keep the sheep happy.  I expect that Ron has found at least one of his new truths with the aid of Strong’s Concordance.  Yesterday, he came out with the word Jerusalem meaning “peace”, as in “shalom”.  In reality, “Jerusalem” is a Canaanite word meaning “Foundation Of Shalem”.  Shalem is a known Ugaritic god.  Since “Jerusalem” sounds sort-of Hebraic, the Hebrews did not rename it.

Ron repeated a pacifist rant criticizing the war in Afghanistan.  If the IRS scoops him up, perhaps he’ll claim they’re trying to shut him up for his criticism.  That may come soon, as the IRS has been investigating him for at least 25 months now.  I’m still expecting that the investigation will resolve one way or the other by the end of the year, as the average length of an investigation is 14 months.

False Prophet Ronald Weinland spoke from Portland today, continuing on the theme rolled out in last week’s sermon, that of new ordinations including women.

During the sermon, Ron indicated that this latest rubbish will be organized as new numbered truths:

• #51: Ron is the final Elijah-to-come, John the Baptist and Herbie were only “types”.
• #52: Removal of the curse of Eve from women, restoring them to the rightful place in the family
• #53: The ordination of women is allowed

According to Ron, credit for the new truths is given to the Silent Witness who pointed out certain things.  Perhaps Laura will be promoted to Apostle as a result.  While he hasn’t posted these new “truths” on his website, he has done a little editing on two of the first fifty “truths” which I have marked to indicate the added words and deleted words.

Edits to Truth #30

Matthew 24 is first and foremost about the Church at the end-time. It is not about physical events in the end time, although these are a type of some of the events that will occur. As Jesus Christ gave prophecy concerning events that would lead to His coming as the Messiah, he first spoke of events that would occur in the Church (vs. 4-21). These events have been believed to be about physical events that would happen on earth, but they are about the Church.

God has now shown that there is a duality concerning both the Church and the world that applies to verses 21 and 22. All these prophesied events in Mat. 24 lead up to the time of the very coming of the Messiah to this earth (vs. 29-31).

Edits to Truth #39

Herbert W. Armstrong was a “type” of the prophesied “Elijah to come,” as he who restored all truth essential to salvation to the Church of God during the Philadelphia Era.

Ron has yet to edit his FAQ page which indicates that he is a God-denier just like Rod Meredith for not recognizing Herbert Armstrong as the prophesied Elijah-to-come.

Ron warned that people will lose friends after ordination.  Not because the ordained one changed but because friends become jealous as happened to him.  Riiiiggghhht.  I’m totally sure that Ron did not change even an iota when ordained as a local elder in Houston back in April of 1981.

Ron announced that 57 members had been ordained over the past couple of weeks (or would be shortly) including 31 women.  My count of the names that Ron announced was 58 (including the 3 evangelists’ wives announced last weekend) and 59 if you count Willem Henderson who was promoted to senior elder.  But Ron is the one who has the minor in math so my count must be incorrect.  Far be it from me to twist and distort.

Ron only gave first names, because of all the crackpots, kooks, or absolute liars out there who like to twist and distort.  If you are one of those, then stop reading since I have last names for most of the new elders.  And if you know who any of these crackpot, looks, and absolute liars are who like to twist and distort about PKG members, please leave a comment identifying them.  Names in bold are full elders, others are associate elders:

• Florida: Newt Carter and Diane
• Georgia: Larry Spivey (who edits Ron’s books),  Paul and Doris Giles, April Young (mother of Paul), and Alan Giles (son of Paul)
• Pacific Northwest: Bill and Diana Carr, and Jim Sullivan.  Also Tina Jamieson, wife of senior elder Jim Jamieson
• Tennessee: Gerald
• Detroit: Stan Watson, Helen Terlecki, and Parker Wrozek (Terry’s 23-year-old son).  Helen and Parker have been associated with Ron since 1995.
• Mississippi: Lori Williams, who is Laura’s friend
• Los Angeles: Dottie Smith
• Sacramento, California area: Russ Schumacher
• Lubbock, TX: Fredda Maeker
• Louisville area: Linda (Cookie) Fields (wife of elder Curtis Fields), Beverly VanNorman, and Tony Blair
• Illinois: Lynnette
• Buffalo NY area: John, Richard & Marie, Bonnie, Bob and Donna Madison
• Maine: Vicki (Vicki Snowdeal passed away from cancer last spring.  But I guess there could be another Vicki from Maine in COG-PKG).
• Dallas: Glen
• Missouri: Dee Wobbe
• Utah: Debra Tiernan
• Belgium: Mieke Van Lerberghe (wife of elder Gijs)
• Netherlands: Edwin Van Horne
• Germany: Jeremy Weinland (Ron’s 24-year-old son)
• Alberta: Eric and Kalee Wiesman
• Manitoba: George Black
• Australia: Peter Herrmann, Derek Mendygral, and Zoran Illitch (translated Ron’s books to Italian)
• New Zealand: Rex Blake
• UK: Una Milne (wife of senior elder William)
• Cincinnati region: Jenny, Patty Dalrymple (wife of senior elder Stephen), Tim Brown, Joey Shockey, April Combs, Sandy Bays, Willy and Lois Doemeland, Tom and Barb Volle

To round things out, Weinland’s daughter and church bookkeeper Audra L. Little is to be ordained as senior elder.   Perhaps this status will help her if she goes from being a potential IRS criminal investigation target to an actual one.  The IRS performs extra reviews on a case against someone with a religious title prior to recommending prosecution to the Department of Justice.

If anyone has any corrections or additions to this list, any misspellings, please leave a comment or email me.  I don’t want to be accused of twisting and distorting.

My verse of the day is Romans 12:14 which reads:

Bless them which persecute you: bless, and curse not.

Ron forgot about that one 54 weeks ago when he issued his death curse against me to die speedily from the inside.

False Prophet Ronald Weinland has generously provided a PDF transcript of his December 19th “Elijah” sermon.  A few quotes from that sermon transcript show him increasingly emphatic about being the Elijah-to-come:

[Page 14] And he talked about a type of duality and I don’t know any other way to say it today here, but just to tell you… I also am an ‘Elijah to come’.
[Page 16] Well, I’m telling you today: I am the ‘Elijah to come’ – see?
[Page 18]: I am the final fulfillment of the ‘Elijah to come’. [Emphasis from original transcript]

Also, in his blog posting of last week he demoted Herbert Armstrong to solidify his own credentials as the Elijah-to-come:

Herbert W. Armstrong fulfilled a “type” of the Elijah to come as prophesied in the Old Testament and as prophesied by Jesus Christ.   …… The truth is that neither John the Baptist nor Herbert W. Armstrong fulfilled the complete prophecies concerning the “Elijah to come,” but they fulfilled a “type” of that prophetic fulfillment.

The Church of God – PKG Church Website has some interesting things to say on the matter.  On the COG-PKG FAQ page.

The Living Church of God, under the leadership of Roderick Meredith, is also asleep spiritually. Roderick C. Meredith is guilty in his failure to acknowledge Mr. Herbert W. Armstrong as the prophesied Elijah to come, who would restore all things to God’s true Church. In a sermon series where Roderick Meredith’s own words are quoted from taped recordings, Ronald Weinland has exposed the leadership of the Living Church of God for refusing God’s true witness of what God accomplished through His end-time apostle (See “Sermon Archives” for 2001, beginning in a four part series on Oct. 27, 2001). In doing this, Roderick Meredith has denied God Himself.

On the COG-PKG Topics Page

The Church of God-PKG is a continuation of the Church that God and Jesus Christ started on the day of Pentecost in 31 AD. The Church has operated under different organizational names which all carried the name “Church of God.” Mr. Armstrong was the Elijah to come as stated in Malachi 4:5 and operated under the organizational name of the “Worldwide Church of God.” The Church of God-PKG continues in the truth that was restored through Herbert W Armstrong.

And on the COG-PKG 50 Truths page

Herbert W. Armstrong was the prophesied “Elijah to come” who restored all truth essential to salvation to the Church of God during the Philadelphia Era. Very few in the Church that was scattered teach this today. Mr. Armstrong described himself as a voice crying out in the wilderness and stated in Mystery of the Ages that he had fulfilled the prophecies of the Elijah to Come.

This last was the 39th “truth”.  I wonder how long it will be before God-denier Ronald Weinland gets around to having Jeremy edit the website to account for the demotion of spiritual idol Herbert Armstrong to only a “type”.  Will it be before or after I die speedily from the curse Weinland issued 53 weeks ago?