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		<title>Weinland&#8217;s Toxicodendron</title>
		<link>http://ronaldweinland.info/falseprophet/2010/02/14/weinlands-toxicodendron/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Feb 2010 12:06:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mike (DDTFA)</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[False Prophet Ronald Weinland was in Detroit today instead of Windsor CT.  His Witness Powers to shut up the heavens hasn&#8217;t kicked in yet so he had to work with the double whammy of two blizzards.  And his Witness Power apparently don&#8217;t cover poison ivy or poison oak as he was suffering from either or [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>False Prophet Ronald Weinland was in Detroit today instead of Windsor CT.  His Witness Powers to shut up the heavens hasn&#8217;t kicked in yet so he had to work with the double whammy of two blizzards.  And his Witness Power apparently don&#8217;t cover <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poison_ivy">poison ivy</a> or <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toxicodendron_diversilobum">poison oak</a> as he was suffering from either or both of them.  It seems that perfumes and colognes may be a problem as well since he yet again cautioned those coming to Cincinnati in two weeks to avoid using strong-smelling substances.</p>
<p>Ron did let on that he was oppressed by his supervising pastor when he was starting out in the ministry, and he fasted seeking relief.  I wonder if he was talking about Keith Walden when he was assigned to a circuit from Lubbock TX in 1982 or a couple of years later when he was assigned to Cincinnati under Bob League.</p>
<p>Ron prophesied with the Bible in one hand and the newspaper in the other, spending several minutes interpreting an article about the PIIGS of the European Union and the economic crisis with the Euro. Apparently this will result in the EU being trimmed to 10 nations to fit biblical prophesies. It&#8217;ll have to happen soon as Ron has set August of next year as a deadline for the 5th trumpet, when the European beast power occupies the United States.</p>
<p>Ron&#8217;s sermon was even more boring than last weeks. During the fall Ron raised expectations for last week&#8217;s sermon on the day of the annual excuse fast and end of the first half-a-revised-Time, and he&#8217;s broken yet another promise, made on November 28:</p>
<blockquote><p><span style="color: #ff0000;">That’s why God has given so boldly that within the Church and we’re picking up and we’re going to come</span> <span style="color: #ff0000;">to some sermons close to the time of the fast that are going to have </span><span style="background-color: #ffff66; color: #ff0000;">a big timeshift for us or</span><span style="color: #ff0000;"> a big change for some of the things</span> <span style="color: #ff0000;">taking place in the Church</span>.</p></blockquote>
<p>But I guess the ordination of women to elders could be regarded as a big change.  Nevertheless we&#8217;ll eventually have yet another timeshift.</p>
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		<title>Weinland Vs the Snowpocalypse</title>
		<link>http://ronaldweinland.info/falseprophet/2010/02/10/weinland-vs-the-snowpocalypse/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Feb 2010 04:00:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mike (DDTFA)</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[False Prophet Ronald Weinland had planned to be in Hartford CT this coming weekend.  But the east coast has experienced an unusual blizzard and is expecting a repeat this week before the residue of the last one has cleared, so Ron canceled his Hartford trip as the necessary number of people to fill the small [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>False Prophet Ronald Weinland had planned to be in Hartford CT this coming weekend.  But the east coast has experienced an unusual blizzard and is expecting a repeat this week before the residue of the last one has cleared, so Ron canceled his Hartford trip as the necessary number of people to fill the small meeting room would not be able to travel the long distances to get there.</p>
<p>But he shouldn&#8217;t have had to do that.  According to Rev 11:6, which speaks of Ron and the Missus:</p>
<blockquote><p><strong>These have power to shut heaven, that it rain not in the days of their prophecy</strong>: and have power over waters to turn them to blood, and to smite the earth with all plagues, as often as they will.</p></blockquote>
<p>These most formidable prophets could have used their witness powers to just stop the blizzard &#8212; instead they&#8217;ll have to sleep in the $381,000 home on the golf course an extra couple of nights.</p>
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		<title>CoGgers and Facebook</title>
		<link>http://ronaldweinland.info/falseprophet/2009/09/02/coggers-and-facebook/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Sep 2009 05:21:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mike (DDTFA)</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Since last weekend&#8217;s diatribe against Facebook by False Prophet Ronald Weinland, about half of the PKG members with Facebook accounts have deleted them.  I&#8217;m not surprised that so many have done this.  Rather, I&#8217;m surprised at how few have done so.  Hopefully a few of the holdouts will decide to delete their PKG accounts instead.
As [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Since last weekend&#8217;s diatribe against Facebook by False Prophet Ronald Weinland, about half of the PKG members with Facebook accounts have deleted them.  I&#8217;m not surprised that so many have done this.  Rather, I&#8217;m surprised at how few have done so.  Hopefully a few of the holdouts will decide to delete their PKG accounts instead.</p>
<p>As <a href="http://livingarmstrongism.blogspot.com/2009/09/lcg-moves-onto-social-networking-sites.html">redfox pointed out</a>, False Prophet Rod Meredith&#8217;s LCG is taking the <a href="http://cogl.org/cgi-bin/cogl/weeklyupdates/cogl-wkupdates.cgi?category=WeeklyUpdate1&amp;item=1251590400">opposite approach to Facebook</a>.  From their article:</p>
<blockquote><p><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif;">By posting to your Facebook page a link to an article, telecast, booklet or other item from the Church websites, or by linking to Church material from your blog, your social network comes into greater contact with the Church. Please read the May-June <em>LCN </em>article entitled,<em> Christian Communication in the Information Age</em>,<em> </em>for helpful pointers on the effective use of this media.</span></span></p></blockquote>
<p>In contrast, back on March 15 of last year Ronnie threatened to disfellowship anyone who represented on a social networking site their membership on PKG.  After that sermon, PKGers disappeared from the Internet in droves.</p>
<p>Somehow I prefer False Prophet Ronnie&#8217;s approach to Facebook.</p>
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		<title>How Screwed Up Are You?</title>
		<link>http://ronaldweinland.info/falseprophet/2009/08/14/how-screwed-up-are-you/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Aug 2009 13:26:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mike (DDTFA)</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[How Screwed Up Are You? is the title of  a guest post on the Ambassador Watch blog.  This post was written by Dennis Diehl.  Dennis was formerly a WCG minister but since has &#8220;thought differently&#8221; about that.  The difference is that Dennis has actually repented, not merely regretted the way Ron does.  I believe that [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://ambassadorwatch.blogspot.com/2009/08/how-screwed-up-are-you.html">How Screwed Up Are You?</a> is the title of  a guest post on the Ambassador Watch blog.  This post was written by Dennis Diehl.  Dennis was formerly a WCG minister but since has &#8220;thought differently&#8221; about that.  The difference is that Dennis has actually repented, not merely regretted the way Ron does.  I believe that Dennis became a WCG minister about a decade before Ron did but hasn&#8217;t made anywhere near as much money from his ministerial career.</p>
<p>Dennis&#8217; post relates to the effects of prophecy on people, whether promoted by &#8220;The Spokesman Witness&#8221; or one of the other false prophets who resulted from Herbert Armstrong&#8217;s own promotions. I recommend <a href="http://ambassadorwatch.blogspot.com/2009/08/how-screwed-up-are-you.html">clicking on over</a> and reading what Dennis has to say.  And perhaps leave a comment there, although it will be a short while before it shows up as webmaster Gavin has had set up comment moderation to deal with a few whackos who&#8217;ve posted there.</p>
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		<title>My Demonic Powers</title>
		<link>http://ronaldweinland.info/falseprophet/2009/08/06/my-demonic-powers/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Aug 2009 00:40:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mike (DDTFA)</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In February of last year, a couple who were drinking Weinland&#8217;s Flavor Aid at the time started a thread on a forum in New Zealand, posting as &#8220;discipleelohim&#8221; and &#8220;Anticipation of Peace&#8221;.  I say &#8220;at the time&#8221;, because a few months later they come to their senses and departed from PKG.
But the thread continued on [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In February of last year, a couple who were drinking Weinland&#8217;s Flavor Aid at the time <a href="http://www.heaven.net.nz/cgi-bin/forum/ikonboard.cgi?s=652108c95723b361e88fa08187e10c15;act=ST;f=19;t=1829;st=0">started a thread</a> on a forum in New Zealand, posting as &#8220;discipleelohim&#8221; and &#8220;Anticipation of Peace&#8221;.  I say &#8220;at the time&#8221;, because a few months later they come to their senses and departed from PKG.</p>
<p>But the thread continued on with intermittent activity.  A few days ago, one of the <a href="http://www.heaven.net.nz/cgi-bin/forum/ikonboard.cgi?s=652108c95723b361e88fa08187e10c15;act=ST;f=19;t=1829;st=1281">forumites there reposted the poem that Kirrily wrote</a> which I posted on Don&#8217;t Drink the Flavor Aid.  &#8220;ptr775&#8243; immediately responded</p>
<blockquote><p><span id="postcolor"><span style="color: #000000;">I know Kirrily personally, and therefore have a much greater perspective on that situation that you ever will, so so don&#8217;t even bother going there. </span></span></p></blockquote>
<p>implying that there is some dark mysterious secret to her departure from PKG.  Makes you wonder what stories Deputy Wayne has been telling.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.heaven.net.nz/cgi-bin/forum/ikonboard.cgi?s=652108c95723b361e88fa08187e10c15;act=ST;f=19;t=1829;st=1309">Kirrily took exception to that</a>, reposting her analysis of &#8220;<a href="http://ronaldweinland.info/falseprophet/2008-gods-final-witness/">2008 God&#8217;s Final Witness</a>&#8220;.  To which ptr775 started squawking Ron-speak, accusing her of being &#8220;anti-Christ&#8221; and other similar statements.  He ended with</p>
<blockquote><p><span id="postcolor"><span style="color: #000000;">These people are using you to spread their hate of the truth, {blather}<br />
</span></span></p></blockquote>
<p>My, my.  I&#8217;ll bet that ptr775 has a string hanging out of his back, which if pulled and then released will retract slowly into his body as he recites Ron-isms.  If only I did have such powers to influence someone almost half-way around the world.  I could put these powers to lucrative use closer to home. <img src='http://ronaldweinland.info/falseprophet/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif' alt=':-D' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>For the record, I did not tell Kirrily what to write.  It was on her own initiative that she wrote the poem and the other material and offered it to me to publish.   If anyone is being &#8220;used&#8221;, it is I. Not that I mind &#8212; keep up the good work, Kirrily <img src='http://ronaldweinland.info/falseprophet/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' />   (as long as you feel the need).</p>
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