During his sermon this past weekend at which he drank water to rehydrate after a big breakfast while the rest of PKG was fasting, False Prophet Ronald Weinland said:
So again I think about-ah-some of those things. Just toss it out there a little bit, just a little bit. Because I think it’s coming in time, that there are things about the two witnesses that aren’t going to happen the way we thought they were going to happen.
So what could be these things about the two witnesses that aren’t going to happen? Let’s look in “2008 — God’s Final Witness”:
[pg 89] God is revealing that some will hate these two witnesses so much that they will try to do them bodily harm, even trying to kill them.
I’m not aware of anyone who’s tried to harm or kill either Ron or Laura, or even giving them the bitch-slapping they deserve.
[pg 89 again] Whatever the two witnesses pronounce will come to pass.
During December of 2008, Ron reissued death curses against his mockers, and yet over 3 years later there is no evidence of any of us dying. Any available evidence indicates the opposite, which the very existence this blog is.
[pg 89 yet again] They will be given power beyond that which Moses was given when he led the Israelites out of Egypt. They, too, will be able to turn the waters to blood. They will be able to close up the heavens so that it will not rain on any area they choose. They will have power to call all manner of plagues upon any part of the earth as often as they choose.
No waters turned to blood. No droughts resulting from their pronouncements. No plagues of any sort called down by them. Only a bunch of nonsense on Ron’s blog that he doesn’t mention. Now, where is that super-Moses power?
[pg 91] The Seven Thunders have much to do with how God will reveal His two witnesses. These thunders serve as a prelude to the final tribulation and the greater manifestation of the two witnesses.
Ummm, thunders? What thunders? Besides the thunders only PKG members have eyes to see and ears to hear.
[pg 101-102] ….God has left for me to determine as one of His end-time witnesses, who will be given far greater power to pronounce plagues “as often as they will” (Revelation 11:6) in order to help humble mankind so they will repent and turn to God.
Ron, time is getting short — 7 weeks until you die. You need to get on the stick and pronounce a few plagues to humble us.
[pg 109, speaking of the 6th thunder] The growing manifestation of proof that I am God’s end-time prophet and that I am the spokesman of His two end-time witnesses is a thunder that will become powerfully stronger all the way up until the very return of Jesus Christ.
Really? Powerfully strong, huh? In which case there must have been hundreds and thousands of people in the listening area of that small AM station in Maryland on which you interviewed a few weeks ago — right?
[pg 109] Radio and television interviews will become more the norm as curiosity, news, controversy, and fear increase in proportion to the growing intensity of these thunders.
And you didn’t need to advertise yourself for that interview, did you? Ron? Did you?
[pg 131]God’s two witnesses will be viewed by others (who will hate their message about God) as being responsible for their suffering. The two witnesses will be bringing plagues upon the nations of these two superpowers in order to humble them, but they will not be humbled.
Name one specific plague or natural disaster which you have predicted. So what are you waiting for?
But here we have the last thing about the two witnesses that won’t happen the way “we” thought it would:
[pg 22] These two prophets of God will complete the work that God has given them to do, then they will be killed in the streets of Jerusalem. Their bodies will remain in the streets of Jerusalem for three and one-half days while the world watches via television.
When Ron spiritualizes the upcoming deaths of himself and his tame second witness, are you going to buy it?