Variables

The second part of the sixth chapter of False Prophet Ronald Weinland’s third book has been posted to his website.  Ron continues with the notion of the variable length prophetic days, one of which was an actual day of Pentecost in 2012 on which Christ failed to show up after having failed to express his regrets to God’s Most Formidable Prophet.  The 50-day period leading up to Pentecost of 2019 is yet another prophetic day during which the seven plagues will be poured out to save humans by killing them.

It also seems that the Mark of the Beast is a calendar laid out with Monday in the first column and Sunday in the seventh which Ron has seen in Europe.  With all of Ron’s new variable prophecies, one remains set: the rise of a 10-nation European revival of the Holy Roman Empire to fight Jesus Christ when he returns on his UFO.

The sermon for this weekend (actually recorded last weekend) has been posted.  During the announcements, Ron discusses having yet again restructuring and streamlining the ministry due to the downsized church.  Apparently a lot of purging and pruning has gone on to cut back the church so that it can grow again following the publication of Ron’s third book; just as it did in 2007 and 2008 after Ron’s second book.  Wonder where Ron’s going to get the money for all the Google advertising.  Maybe he’ll get some rich widow with a healthy 401K to join his church.

As I expected, the US probation office is allowing Ron to travel.  A trip to Columbia, MO on April 9 is posted on his blog, followed by trips to Dallas, Detroit, and Phoenix.  He will be accompanied by the silently gossiping witness.  Since she has been ordained as a prophet her travel expenses can be paid with tax-free church funds.

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  • Acts says:

    Acts says:
    March 25, 2016 at 08:46
    Chapter 6 Part 2
    “Prophecy is one of those things that people wrestle with as they try to figure out what certain prophecies mean or how they will become fulfilled. Often, something stated about prophecy is taken by people to mean that it cannot change in any fashion, or that it must happen in only one specific way. That is not true. God has many ways in which He can fulfill His own word, and the only way to know what any prophecy means is by what God reveals through His own prophets.” False Prophet Ronald Weinland

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Mj9RmP250jc

    Deuteronomy 18
    21And if you say in your heart, How shall we know the word which the LORD has not spoken? 22When a prophet speaks in the name of the LORD, if the thing follow not, nor come to pass, that is the thing which the LORD has not spoken, but the prophet has spoken it presumptuously

    20But the prophet, which shall presume to speak a word in my name, which I have not commanded him to speak, or that shall speak in the name of other gods, even that prophet shall die

  • Acts says:

    Acts says:
    March 25, 2016 at 09:10
    May 30 2012
    “May 27th has come and gone, so how can I say this is still the day of Christ’s return? The answer is a matter of God’s revelation which is spiritual in nature, but having a definite physical outcome. It is prophetic. I did not know that when I stated this was the “day” of Christ’s coming. I viewed it in a physical manner until God revealed that it was spiritual. In the Pentecost sermon (given May 27th), it was clearly revealed that the job of the two witnesses had now come to an end. It ended at the end of the weekly Sabbath of the 26th, after the completion of the time God gave for their “witness” to be fulfilled, which was for a period of 1260 days.
    Now that the job of two witnesses is complete, there is one final phase of God’s work to be accomplished before His Son literally returns as King of kings. Then how is it that one can say May 27th is the “day” of His coming and still be true? The answer is exciting and inspiring to those who believe God, and it is nonsense to those who do not believe God. It is just that simple!

    Now it is God’s turn—Gods “time”—to deal with a disbelieving world! God’s day has come and it is the day of Christ’s coming.

    The day of Pentecost (May 27, 2012) that the Church has just observed is the “day” of Christ’s coming, just as God said it would be. But this “day” is prophetic.

    This “Day of the Lord” is a prophetic day that has a duration of a full year in its fulfillment. It began on Pentecost of 2012 and it will end on Pentecost of 2013. God has revealed that May 27, 2012 was the “prophetic day” for the return of His Son as King of kings. It will take one year to become fulfilled
    None of God’s prophets and none of God’s people can prove to others what is true and from God. That is God’s job! He declares He will do that, and for people living at this end-time, He will do so throughout the prophetic “Day of the Lord” that will be fulfilled throughout the year from Pentecost to Pentecost. Now the Thunders of Revelation will become progressively louder and the Trumpets of Revelation will sound within this year

    God will make His words to “stand” in the sight of all living on this earth. God has a plan to deliver millions into His new age that is coming—into the millennial reign of His Son over all the earth. Over this prophetic “Day of the Lord,” God is also going to offer deliverance to 63,000 people who were baptized before the apostasy of 1994. However, this also means that throughout this “prophetic day” that God will shake His scattered Church throughout this following year by the death of 7,000 specifically named by Him who will not be allowed to live on into the Millennium.

    God’s final day has now begun! “False Prophet Ronald Weinland

    June 15 2012
    “Yes, the “Day of the Lord” is a year in actual length. May 27, 2012, was the beginning of the “Day of the Lord” when Jesus Christ will return on the final day of Pentecost 2013.
    Changing the attitude of mankind is what the “Day of the Lord” is all about, and that is what God is setting in motion to address and accomplish. God will work with the attitude of those in the Church that was scattered after the apostasy, and He will work to change the attitude that exists toward Him in this world. By an ever increasing degree, as we move forward through this period of time, God will make His people to “stand.” He will make His truth, His prophetic pronouncements, and His true Church to “stand” in the sight of this world. False Prophet Ronald Weinland

  • Acts says:

    Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatever a man sows, that shall he also reap.

  • Mike (DDTFA) says:

    Acts. Acts. Acts.

    The volume of your comments is more than ample. Now it’s time to let others have their say if they chose to, without having their voices crowded out by your cutting and pasting, however relevant it is. Any new comments by you before Monday will be disapproved, and any lengthy cut and paste after that will also be disapproved.

  • Enough is Enough says:

    Hummmmmm, downsizing and restructuring the ministry! What ministry!?

    Any bets that loser weinland is going to put more “men” up front for this reason; men, in general, are not going to accept women being placed over them!!!! Remember, loser weinland is desperate for money and to the point that he will down grade the women in his so called ministry.

    It’s all about money money money folks!!!

  • martin says:

    Wasn’t the whole year of dedication thing (nowhere found in bible) supposed to get the church ready?

    What happened with that?

  • Mike (DDTFA) says:

    The pruning, molding, and fashioning will continue. Ron will run another Google ad campaign to get more sheep to shear, but this time will be more careful to give Cesar his share of the trimmings.

    After the new flock of sheep have given their fruits, he will lather, rinse, and repeat.

  • pkg’s ministry is a farce!! It only purpose is to arrange meeting places and report on misbehaving members to ron or laura and that is it! It is all based on an award system; kiss the ring of ron and you may become an elder.

    It sicken me to think I was part of this cult and actually believed in it. I thank God to this very day that he opened my eyes and mind to see through all of the lies and deceit of this corrupt and evil organization.

  • martin says:

    This idea that the DOTL occurs in the last 50 days is the most moronic thing I’ve ever heard.

    Ron’s butchered math involves the 1260 days of the GT and then Ron tacks on these 50 extra days.

    It’s moronic because Christ + First Resurrection occurs ON THE 1260th DAY, the last day of the 1260 days of the GT.

    Christ does not come 50 days later.

  • Ronco says:

    UPCOMING TRIPS

    Ron & Laura Weinland are now resuming their visits to Fraud Churches in the various areas of the world where Its people are scattered…
    We will continue to focus on duping and bilking those whom Fraud is calling as long as we can stay out of jail to accomplish such work.

  • martin says:

    The Anti-Christ is destroyed at the Second Coming.

    2Th 2:8
    (8) And then shall that Wicked be revealed, whom the Lord shall consume with the spirit of his mouth, and shall destroy with the brightness of his coming

    The Beast Leader’s reign lasts 1260 days (42 months)

    REVELATION 13:5
    And there was given to the beast a mouth speaking great things and blasphemies, and power was given to him to continue fourty and two months

    The False Prophet and the Beast Leader are executed TOGETHER, AT THE SAME TIME.

    Rev_19:20 And the beast was taken, and with him the false prophet that wrought miracles before him, with which he deceived them that had received the mark of the beast, and them that worshipped his image. These both were cast alive into a lake of fire burning with brimstone.

    Since the beast’s reign lasts 1260 days, the false prophet’s reign also lasts 1260 days, they are destroyed together, they are both destroyed at the end of the 1260 days. And since Christ is the one that destroys them both, He therefore MUST return on the 1260th day to do so, NOT 50 DAYS LATER.

  • Swooncologne26 says:

    How is this false prophet allowed another breath on this earth can’t understand it at all.

  • Fooled No More says:

    Hold the phone! I thought that PKG was supposed to be flooded with 63,000 “new” members by now?? Where’d they go??

    Ooooops! I guess that’s been put on hold too.

    I’d love to see the list of those that are getting/have gotten the boot……….I probably know a few of them. Ron mentioned in his announcements (the only part of any sermon I can stand to listen to now), that this is not part of any kind of “correction”. Yeah, right! You can best believe those he’s keeping are ones that are making the bucks as opposed to those that are either retired, or don’t bring in as much cash. Also isn’t this the second or third time in as many years that he’s had to “reorganize”?

    Is that the sound of cynicism I’m speaking?? 😉

    I’m still waiting for the hard copy of his tome to hit the presses. All we’re getting right now are drips and drabs of this tomfoolery. I’m itching to get my videocam fired up with my own 2 cents on how folks need to avoid this character like a skunk in a space suit!

  • Enough is Enough says:

    Fooled No More,

    When you do your analysis of loser weinalnd’s disjointed works you will find that “NONE” of his delusional predictions are written in the bible!! I look forward to your presentations of this book of babble (confusion)!

  • Ronco says:

    Happy Easter, Ron and Laura!

    How about a trip to Red Lobster- it’s already paid for!!!

  • martin says:

    “Hold the phone! I thought that PKG was supposed to be flooded with 63,000 “new” members by now?? Where’d they go??”

    Ron likes to couch his excuses for failed prophecy as God having mercy on people. God certainly is merciful, but this is predicated on repentance.

    First it’s not just 63K coming to PKG, but 7K DYING (in some supernatural way). That would mean there were supposed to be 63K new tithers to Ron, which is the only repentance Ron would be interested in, and again 7K non-tithers to Ron dying in some way.

    Well since the 63K never repented (read tithed to Ron), how is God going to be merciful to them for that? And presumably since the 7K never repented they should have died anyway.

    No, Ron’s swill makes no sense at all.

  • Jocko says:

    If PKG continues on their current track of downsizing who will be there to guarantee income for the next generation of PKG leadership? (Audra-Jeremy)

    Without 63,000 new sheep to fleece the second generation of leadership may have to eventually go out and find Real Job’s to support themselves.

  • martin says:

    It would be interesting to find out how many members there are now.

    I believe it was around 450 last year?

    Even if all the members left today, I think Ron has enough money to retire which is sad.

    What would be nice is that he would go broke and his house foreclosed on and him living in the streets.

  • Enough is Enough says:

    None of this makes any sense. Loser weinland is expecting 63,000 whoever and he is downsizing!? What kind of oxymoron is this!? Has this loser finally lost his cookies.

    I think the problem is that his rectum is now located between is shoulders!! Because of all the senseless crap that is flowing from there!

  • Byker Bob says:

    A true prophet of God, or even one of God’s spokesmen, would not only have been aware of all of these variables and the problems inherent within them. He would have been given understanding about how they related to making specific dated prophecies (that people were going to base their lives upon) and then suffering the embarrassment as everyone watched them fail. Would God allow someone who actually was speaking for Him to be so embarrassingly wrong? No. That would make God appear to be weak. As it is, the topic of variables seem to be being covered as a sort of subliminal excuse, with the hopes that nobody will see through to the greater issue, which is whether God is actually inspiring Ron or using him in the first place. Ron should be a physical garbage man rather than a spiritual one. At least there is some honor in that.

    BB

  • Ronco says:

    Easter pageant goes up in flames- a must see…

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1d-NZaMPZbw

    The best part is the guy keeps on singing!

  • martin says:

    “Would God allow someone who actually was speaking for Him to be so embarrassingly wrong? No. That would make God appear to be weak.”

    Sad that very few PKGers will see and understand this.

    No, God does not work this way….a mish mash mess of lies and errors and illogical nonsense. So easily proven wrong.

  • Enough is Enough says:

    Does anyone know how many feast site loser weinland is able to afford this year? That would be a good indication of his shrinking organization.

    On this issue of downsizing his laughable ministry, apparently there are more titled minions than actual members, not good. Oh! Wait a minute! Didn’t this loser weinland make the statement that when the 63,000 started flocking to pkg that many of them would be the elders and so forth!? I believe he made this statement in the years leading up to the 2012 debacle.

    I wonder what is going to happen to the “unknown” evangelist Willem Henderson? I guess the laughable phony prophetess audra will have to deliver the bad news. In my book that would be good news and take the exit out of loser weinland loser club!

  • Fooled No More says:

    EIE, I’m not 100% sure, but more than likely it’ll be just one Feast site again this year, probably in Cincy. With their “shrinking” numbers (should go to zero IMO) there’s no reason to spend the extra money (that they don’t have) to spend for blocks of rooms that hardly anyone will rent out. A far cry from 8-9 nine years ago when the rooms were jammed packed when things were “different”.

    My how times have changed! 😀

    No doubt, soon he’ll be making an announcement how things’ll go——–I wonder how many are thinking that the last feast was supposed to be the final organized feast they were to have. Hmmmmmm?? I also kinda expect there to be an announcement about how assistance will be “limited” and those that need it are going to have to jump through hoops to get it.

    Sad……

  • Mike (DDTFA) says:

    On Feb 6, the felon witness announced feast sites would be “one site here in the U.S., one in Canada, one in Australia, not in New Zealand but just Australia” and as far as Europe “just in The Netherlands region”.

    Hoping that soon the PKG feast will be held only in Ron’s basement.

  • Enough is Enough says:

    well well well there you have it! Membership is down and so is the cash!

    No wonder loser weinland is commanding the 63,000 to appear!!

    Where are they!!?? Loser weinland!!

    Oh, by the way, your new book of babble is already a failure!! This type of recruitment will fail because you are a known felon, liar, and a cheat loser weinland!!

  • Weinland in the basement.

    Does that make him Sub Dude?

  • Jocko says:

    Just heard Ronnie played the Easter Bunny this weekend at a Cincinnati Mall for extra cash. Shouldn’t he have known better than to work on the Sabbath???

    Practice what you preach Ronnie Bunny!!!

  • Ronco says:

    PKG, Please Keep Giving- in the Name of Fraud!!!

  • Enough is Enough says:

    Hummmmm, a short bald headed loser with rabbit ears!!! That would scare my children and I would have to call the police to investigate!!!

  • Enough is Enough says:

    Fooled No More,

    With only one site for the US that is going to cause some financial stress on what is left of pkg. You are right, there won’t be enough money for financial assistance.

    What irks me the most is that this loser wienland and his other loser are planning on being in Australia!!! What a display of outright arrogance and selfish motives!!! The ones who financially support these thieves are the ones who suffer the most while the benefactors ride the skies at the supporters expense!!!

    Loser weinland you and your other loser are the most sickening example of greed gone wild!!! I look forward to the day when the both of you are living on the streets!!!! You are a curse to those you have fooled and deceived!!!!

  • Enough is Enough says:

    Ooops, “benefactors” should read “beneficiaries” ~ sorry

  • Ronco says:

    Hey Laura, what did the Easter Bunny bring you?

  • Swooncologne26 says:

    The shooter has been identified as 66-year-old Larry Russell Dawson from Tennessee. Back in October 2015 he was arrested after an outburst in the chamber of the House of Representatives where he stated he was a “prophet of God.”<<<todays capital shooter sounds a whole lot like someone i know

  • Enough is Enough says:

    Well, isn’t loser weinland supposed to do the same thing? Isn’t this loser supposed to announce himself along with his speechless sidekick to the global community!!??

    Where are you loser weinland!!! Cat got your tongue or are you just a coward!?

  • martin says:

    REMEMBER…IT’S NOT ABOUT DOING THINGS RIGHT AWAY.

  • Enough is Enough says:

    I wouldn’t repeat that to a women who about to deliver a child.

  • martin says:

    So far, Ron’s publicist is doing an abysmal job.

    I haven’t seen or heard anything about false prophet Ronald Weinland on radio or tv or in news print.

    You’d think he would get the ball rolling by now.

    It is almost 5 whole months since the GT supposedly started. The GT is supposed to span over 1260 days. Not 1000 days, or 500 days, or 10 days, or 1 day. It’s 1260 days.

    Don’t they get it? It should be bleeding obvious. RON IS A FALSE PROPHET.

  • martin says:

    Mat 24:15 When ye therefore shall see the abomination of desolation, spoken of by Daniel the prophet, stand in the holy place, (whoso readeth, let him understand:)
    Mat 24:16 Then let them which be in Judaea flee into the mountains
    Mat 24:20 But pray ye that your flight be not in the winter, neither on the sabbath day:
    Mat 24:21 For then shall be great tribulation, such as was not since the beginning of the world to this time, no, nor ever shall be.

    This is comely referred to as the 1290 days prophecy, since this occurs at the 1290 mark.
    And 30 days later the GT begins. What exactly happens is never stated, it basically is saying that it starts with a bang.

    The point is, NOTHING HAD HAPPENED, on the first day of Ron’s computed calendar for the start of the GT. Nor has happened yet on any big scale.

    No, Ron is so easily disproven, PKGers should not be surprised when they fall into a ditch as Christ said.

  • martin says:

    Ron wants PKGers to think that nothing happens at the start of the GT or for many months (really at least 2 years since Ron says that there will be 2 feasts in the upcoming 2 years).

    Ron has already succeeded in hood winking them.

    Now while it is 100% true that the bible does NOT mention something specific happening on the first day of the GT (at least that I know of), it absolutely does mention what happens 30 days BEFORE the GT starts.

    30 days before the GT starts, the sacrifices in Jerusalem are halted, armies surround Jerusalem, and the Church makes her escape.

    This of course, has not happened yet. But it is an explicit event that occurs, and will help those who are watching to know what will happen next.

  • Randy says:

    Is the asshole breathing fire yet lol

  • Mike (DDTFA) says:

    Only if he’s eaten some really really hot chili.

  • Enough is Enough says:

    Loser weinland’s fire went out a long time ago.

  • Enough is Enough says:

    Martin,

    I can feel your pain and frustration. You need to look at loser weinland as entertainment, because that is all he is ~ entertainment.

  • martin says:

    Ron often reminds me of the Liar sketch on SNL tv…with Jon Lovitz…..

  • Ozymandias says:

    Yea, that’s the ticket.

  • martin says:

    “A trip to Columbia, MO on April 9 is posted on his blog, followed by trips to Dallas, Detroit, and Phoenix.”

    No trips to Jerusalem???? Doesn’t prophecy say TTW’s start in Jerusalem?????

  • Mike (DDTFA) says:

    The Great Tribulation will have to wait unit the US Probation Office decides to give back Ron’s passport.

  • Enough is Enough says:

    I wonder when this third rate comedian weinland will take to the streets to proclaim the end of the world!? Hummmmm, this might be beneath his over rated ego. Oh! I see! all this comedian has to do is to write a book of lies and deceit and watch the 63,000 come flocking to his doors with check book in hand!!

    Where are you loser weinland?! Put on your sackcloth and hoist your placard proclaiming you are the one and get your sorry ass on the streets!!!!!!

  • martin says:

    Rev 11:3 And I will give power unto my two witnesses, and *they shall prophesy” a thousand two hundred and threescore days, clothed in sackcloth.

    prophesy: from G4396 – to foretell events, divine, speak under inspiration, exercise the prophetic office.

    Firstly both prophesy, that’s a given. Not just one. But they prophesy, that is, the foretell events.

    Have both Ron and Laura prophesied together? No.
    Have they prophesied on a daily basis (“they shall prophesy 1260 days”)? No
    Have they prophesied anything at all? No
    Have they exercised the prophetic office they stole for themselves? No

    Conclusion: they are false prophets.

  • Ronco says:

    Ron and Laura may fail at prophecy, but they do have a talent for getting some people to hand their money over… and they are good for comic relief!

  • Randy says:

    Not sure the money whore didn’t sell my moms cell number, never got calls from every where like we do know she lost her $23,000 Dimound ring and Ron kneeeed his$1700 suits Audria lost her condo and no knew BMW cars for all of them , no $500 massages, no $200 teddy bears , no Mediterranean cruise !!!! Open your mine PKG nothing ever happen but Ron and Laura gettin rich !! I may be dumb but not stupid folks !! And the USA DOJ is not either !!!

  • Randy says:

    The money whore needs you pKG please send what ever little money you have left they need Dimounds, suits and condo and BMW’S !!!! If this is a lie say so PKG !

  • LeftAtLast says:

    FYI….pkg has a Facebook page…

  • LeftAtLast says:

    Weinland is posting his book on Facebook. If the likes are any indication.. at 107 here isn’t much of a following left..and I’m wondering if he’ll solicit? Either way, guess his followers are allowed online now.

  • Ozymandias says:

    Really? Such hypocrites ! Now when it’s something HE wants it all good. Ron was afraid of Facebook because he couldn’t control it. Every day I’m away from that bunch is a celebration.

  • Once an Elder says:

    An Open Letter to Johnny Harrell

    Johnny, I know you and you know me. I am writing this letter to you out of friendship and not out of bitterness.

    I left pkg approximately two years ago and have no regrets what so ever regarding leaving. It was I that disfellowshipped the weinlands out of my life and not the other way around. I have not disfellowshipped the members out of my life and that is the truth of the matter. I pray daily for their eyes to be opened and for their understanding to see and understand the lie that is before them, as well as you, and that lie is weinland.

    I know you personally Johnny and I am attempting to understand why you are supporting wienland and all the falsehoods that he represents. I know you better than you realize. This is not you to be that devoted to weinland. I know you understand what has written in the Bible to be the absolute Word of God, but yet, you have now chosen to allow a wayward false minister to misled you into believing that this person is authorized to change God’s Written Word as he see fit. This is not you Johnny!

    I still value our friendship and would welcome speaking with you again, understanding, that I will have absolutely nothing to do with the weinalnds. As I have stated, I still value our friendship. I understand, in your eyes, to have a restored relationship with me would violate the dictates of weinland and would have a consequence. In my eyes, that would be a blessing for you.

    Johnny, I pray that soon you and the others will finally realize what God is saying in Deut 18:22 concerning weinland. It bears record of itself.

    In closing, I pray daily for you and others to have God open your eyes and understanding to finally see weinland for what he is. A false prophet. It is not me saying this, it is coming from God’s own words (deut 18:22)

    A friend not an enemy

  • Mike (DDTFA) says:

    I have reposted this open letter as its own post.

  • Acts says:

    Because sentence against an evil work is not executed speedily, therefore the heart of the sons of men is fully set in them to do evil.

    It has been 8 years since Ronald Weinlands First False Prophecy. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NzSO2IOjmu0

    Still madly changing EVERYTHING !

    Ronald Weinland is a modern day Pharisee . He claims to follow and teach the Law of God , but he is nothing but a filthy dirty Hypocrite !
    A wolf in sheeps clothing .

    Ronald and Laura Weinland should not be surprised when they stand before Jesus Christ and he says to them, ” I never knew you , away with you , you that work iniquity . “

  • Mike (DDTFA) says:

    “Weinland is posting his book on Facebook. If the likes are any indication.. at 107 here isn’t much of a following left”

    I couldn’t find a page for him or for PKG with this many “likes”. What is the title of the Facebook page?

  • Randy says:

    Weinland is an asshole, I hit the like button just so it would come up on my page !

  • Debbie says:

    Mike – It is ‘The Church of God-PKG’ page on Facebook.