Archive for March 25th, 2016

Variables

Friday, March 25th, 2016

The second part of the sixth chapter of False Prophet Ronald Weinland’s third book has been posted to his website.  Ron continues with the notion of the variable length prophetic days, one of which was an actual day of Pentecost in 2012 on which Christ failed to show up after having failed to express his regrets to God’s Most Formidable Prophet.  The 50-day period leading up to Pentecost of 2019 is yet another prophetic day during which the seven plagues will be poured out to save humans by killing them.

It also seems that the Mark of the Beast is a calendar laid out with Monday in the first column and Sunday in the seventh which Ron has seen in Europe.  With all of Ron’s new variable prophecies, one remains set: the rise of a 10-nation European revival of the Holy Roman Empire to fight Jesus Christ when he returns on his UFO.

The sermon for this weekend (actually recorded last weekend) has been posted.  During the announcements, Ron discusses having yet again restructuring and streamlining the ministry due to the downsized church.  Apparently a lot of purging and pruning has gone on to cut back the church so that it can grow again following the publication of Ron’s third book; just as it did in 2007 and 2008 after Ron’s second book.  Wonder where Ron’s going to get the money for all the Google advertising.  Maybe he’ll get some rich widow with a healthy 401K to join his church.

As I expected, the US probation office is allowing Ron to travel.  A trip to Columbia, MO on April 9 is posted on his blog, followed by trips to Dallas, Detroit, and Phoenix.  He will be accompanied by the silently gossiping witness.  Since she has been ordained as a prophet her travel expenses can be paid with tax-free church funds.