Archive for November, 2015

PATN: Chapter 1 Part 3 of 3

Wednesday, November 25th, 2015

Happy Thanksgiving everyone.  I personally am thankful that while I have family in Armstrongism, none is caught up with Ron.

The excerpt from Ron’s book is not reposted here, for details please see the following post:
http://ronaldweinland.info/falseprophet/2016/01/23/the-two-witnesses-breathe-fire/

PATN: Chapter 1 Part 2

Tuesday, November 17th, 2015

Here’s the 2nd installment of Ronnie’s new book.

It is not reposted here, for details please see the following post:
http://ronaldweinland.info/falseprophet/2016/01/23/the-two-witnesses-breathe-fire/

PATN, Chapter 1 – Part 1: Who Will Listen?

Sunday, November 8th, 2015

Now that the Great Tribulation has officially begun, Ronald Weinland is performing his duties by posting his book to his blog in installments since fire-breathing on the prison guards did not have the desired result of his release.

It is not reposted here, for details please see the following post:
http://ronaldweinland.info/falseprophet/2016/01/23/the-two-witnesses-breathe-fire/

My Fourth Great Tribulation

Saturday, November 7th, 2015

This post is timed for publication at the minute for sundown in Jerusalem at the start of False Prophet Ronald Weinland’s latest 1260-day period.

This will be the fourth Great Tribulation I’ve experienced.  The first Great Tribulation was the one that began in 1972 leading up to the time that Christ didn’t return on Trumpets of 1975 per the prophesy Herbert Armstrong cleverly had surrogates put out so he could deny it.

The second Great Tribulation began in April of 2008, when Ronald Weinland prophesied “nukular” explosions in US port cities by the following July, but this Great Tribulation didn’t last very long.  Weinland abandoned that timeline just two months later — but without his stopping his preaching in violation of his “If by Pentecost” promise made on March 29, 2008.  Instead, he announced another timeline.

The third Great Tribulation began in December of 2008, with Weinland and the Mrs. traveling to Jerusalem a second time on the tithe-payers’ dime to “begin their jobs as the Two Witnesses”.  But even though Weinland didn’t abandon this timeline, Christ did not return on May 27, 2012. Too bad for Ron because a couple of weeks later he was convicted on 5 counts of criminal tax evasion.

So now we have the start of the fourth Great Tribulation, with an extra 50 days padded in there to make Ron’s date counting come out.   This time Ron isn’t in Jerusalem as he is still an involuntary guest of the Bureau of Prisons residing at the minimum security prison camp in Terre Haute, Indiana.  But maybe he’ll breathe fire on the guards until they release him to take off his lime green jumpsuit and put on his $1500 suit of sackcloth in order to confront world leaders, turn water into blood, and strike the earth with plagues.

Somehow I think this is not the last Great Tribulation I will experience despite my advancing years.