For Sale: Prophet’s Hovel

Audra_frontAlmost 8 years ago in 2007,  Audra moved into her own duplex just a few miles north of where the Two Witnesses live in a home on a golf course. The following year, Audra married Chris Little and settled in for a life of wedded bliss.

But in 2012, Christ failed to heed his second invitation from Ron to return. This meant that instead of being converted to a spirit being at Christ’s return, Ron had to go on trial for criminal tax evasion just a few weeks later. Although Chris attended Ron’s sentencing hearing in November of 2012 and sat beside Audra and about a dozen other church members on the side of the courtroom behind Ron and his 3 high priced attornies, the wedded bliss was about over.

By August of 2013, Chris and Audra were divorced.  Audra quickly recovered from the breakup, reportedly dating even before the ink was placed on the divorce decree and by February of this year was married to Edwin Van Horne.  Since Edwin lives in the Netherlands and reportedly has stable employment, the Van Horne’s live there and Audra comes to the States occasionally to show the flag and be ordained to higher rank in the visiting room at a Federal Correctional Institution.

Audra_entranceSo what to do about the condo?  Around a month ago, it went on the market.  Below is a clip of the realtor information.  Not listed among the selling points is that it is owned by the 3rd ranking prophet of God.  It does mention a short sale.  If what Audra paid matches the $140,000 tax valuation, she’s going to have to come up with some money to be able to sell it at the asking price of $125,000.  Too bad Audra’s prophecy skills don’t cover the decline in the real estate market.
———– Realtor’s description of Property —————————

Incredible unit 3 finished levels, wall of windows. Shower, sep whirlpool bath. Wood burning fireplace. Short sale. Buyer to check schools. Sold as is.

General Information

  • Beds: 2 Bed
  • Price: $125,000
  • Property Type: Single Family Home
  • Stories: 2
  • Baths:2 Full, 2 Half Bath
  • Lot Size: 1,742 Sq Ft Lot
  • Style: Traditional
  • Garage: 1 car garage

Bedrooms

  • Bedrooms: 2
  • Master Bedroom Dim: 14 X 13
  • Bedroom-2 Dim: 12 X 11
  • Bedroom 2: 12×11 Level: 2
  • Master Bedroom: 14×13 Level: 2
  • Master Bedroom Features: Wall-to-Wall Carpet, Bath Adjoins, Walk-in Closet, Dressing Area

Bathrooms

  • Full Bathrooms: 2
  • Half Bathrooms: 2
  • Bath 1 Features: Shower, Tub

Kitchen and Dining

  • Dining Room Dim: 11 X 10
  • Dining Room: 11×10 Level: 1
  • Dining Room Features: Wall-to-Wall Carpet
  • Formal Dining Room: Yes
  • Kitchen: 13×12 Level: 1
  • Kitchen Features: Vinyl Floor, Wood Cabinets, Pantry, Counter Bar, Walkout

Other rooms

  • Entry Dim: 10 X 4
  • Family Room Dim: 20 X 19
  • Kitchen Dim: 13 X 12
  • Laundry Room Dim: 14 X 13
  • Living Great Rm Dim: 20 X 12
  • Entry: 10×4 Level: 1
  • Entry (Foyer): Wood Floors, Closet, Open Foyer
  • Family Room: Yes
  • Family Room: 20×19 Level: Lower
  • Family Room Features: Wall-to-Wall Carpet, Fireplace, Walkout, Wet Bar
  • Living/Great Room: 20×12 Level: 1
  • Living/Great Room Features: Wall-to-Wall Carpet
  • Rooms: 7
  • Basement Feat: Finished, Walkout, Fireplace, WW Carpet
  • Basement: Full
  • Laundry Room: 14×13 Level: Lower

Interior Features

  • Cable Tv
  • Ceiling Fan
  • Recess Lights
  • Garage Door Opener
  • Attic Storage
  • 220 Volt
  • Possible Short Sale

Building and Construction

  • House Style: Traditional
  • Levels or Stories: 2
  • Construction: Brick
  • Foundation: Poured
  • Roof: Shingle
  • Windows: Insulated, Aluminum
  • Levels: 2 Story

Exterior and Lot Features

  • Patio
  • Deck
  • Views: Woods
  • Lot Square Footage: 1742

Garage and Parking

  • Number of Garage Spaces: 1
  • Garage: Attached, Front, Oversized
  • Parking: Driveway, Off Street

Heating and Cooling

  • Heating: Electric, Heat Pump
  • Cooling: Central Air
  • Fireplaces: 1
  • Fireplace: Wood, Ceramic

Utilities

  • Water Source: Public
  • Sewer: Public

Appliances

  • Oven/Range
  • Dishwasher
  • Garbage Disposal
  • Refrigerator
  • Microwave

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64 Comments

  • PKG members who are interested and have the money to purchase are warned to insure that there is a complete inspection by a qualified professional to insure that there aren’t any surprises, such as cracked foundations, leaks and toxic mold.

    Typical costs for inspection could run anywhere from $450 to $1,200, but the investment would certainly be worth it: It’s better to lose the money than to be saddled with a broken down pink elephant money pit black hole suck.

    Now if the same principle could have been applied to PKG membership with a pre-inspection….

  • Byker Bob says:

    Seemingly nice pad. In my part of the country, one would need to be fairly well educated, and to be employed in a skilled or mid-management position to afford it.

    BB

  • Count the Cost!

    What are the closing costs?

    How much is the property tax? It could really be a killer.

    What is the cost of the utilities?

    And association fees? You’d be surprised how much they can cost.

    Also check out the covenants. What are the restrictions?

    Lots to consider — not just the purchase price.

    And finally, are you sure you couldn’t do better for the money?

    Just sayin’.

  • Ha! Ha!

    A prophet who can’t make a profit!

  • Randy says:

    It didn’t mention the security system the PKG payed for !

  • charlie says:

    LOL my bedroom and walk in closet is almost that big

    oh a lighter note ,,never once did pkg ever say ..well thanks for helping us with money but you should look after your family …help them too …

    and its not the money ..i gave in good faith and with a clear conscience

    as for the security system ..go ahead and try to break into my house ..3 A.M. would be a good time

    oh and ron when ya get out ..do drop in man …luv to hear from ya man can clear a spot for you at ..oh ..say 3:15

  • I dunno… isn’t that little sign in the corner of the picture an indication of some security system?

    Anyway, once the property closes, the security system is up to you.

    Right now, there’s probably not much to steal.

    And don’t you suppose that in the end, the PKG will pay for the difference after all is said and done?

  • Randy says:

    Probley Douglas !

  • martin says:

    How can ANYBODY think Ron is a prophet from God??????????????

    The ENTIRE FAMILY are self serving scum.

    Their vanity, their hubris, their greed….it’s appalling.

    THESE PEOPLE ARE NOT SERVANTS OF GOD.

  • martin says:

    Ananias and Sapphira lied about how much they sold land for and donated to the church.

    Look what their end was. They were both slain by God.

    Look at the amount of money that the Weinland say they are supposedly using for church expenses but are really using to pay for things they lust for.

    What do you think? Do you think Ron has misused more or less than Ananias and Sapphira?

    I would say more, and Ron should look at what happened to them and be shaking in his boots.

  • swooncologne says:

    Once the sparkle of PKG is gone what will he do ,I really hope Ed got a pre-nup, he is actually a really nice and well mannered guy wish him the best.

  • Acts says:

    What a job Herbert W Armstrong has done ! What a job Ronald Weinland has done !

    My people are destroyed for lack of knowledge: because you have rejected knowledge, I will also reject you, that you shall be no priest to me: seeing you have forgotten the law of your God, I will also forget your children.

  • Acts says:

    The fear of the LORD is the beginning of wisdom; all who follow his precepts have good understanding. To him belongs eternal praise.

  • Acts says:

    Discovering little by little the sad fact, that The sheep do not know God or his Ways at all. Very good at hearing smooth things and eating up False Prophecy from FOOLS ! When you eat with fools you become a fool.

    These people say they are mine. They honor me with their lips, but their hearts are far from me. And their worship of me is nothing but man-made rules learned by rote.

  • FedUp says:

    OK, posting Bible quotes is still posting Bible quotes, even if you don’t reference the chapter and verse.

  • Mike (DDTFA) says:

    True. Acts, let’s keep your verses to one or two at most, with a like amount of your own comment in the same verse. Also, avoid lots of short comments generated machine-gun style.

  • Maybe she needs her BMW because she left her broom behind.

  • Mike (DDTFA) says:

    Yes, Daddy should ship her BMW over like he did Jeremy’s. ’cause as you know they don’t have BMWs in Europe.

  • Wait!

    What?!?!

    I thought they made them in Bavaria!

    BMWs.

    Not brooms.

  • OK, now I get it.

    I’m pretty dense sometimes.

    She uses the BMW for ground transportation and the broom for flying.

  • No biggie.

    I’m supposing that if she did leave her broom behind in the duplex, she could just use her BMW to drive over to Britain and get another one from J. K. Rowling.

  • Alternatively, she could have her mother send hers.

  • Randy says:

    I see the Money whore just called to get the latest gossip. !!!!!

  • Randy, FYI, there are handy synonyms which could be substituted (so we can have full range / full service mocking):

    Harpy, dragon, hellcat, she-devil, hag, medusa, battle-ax, crone, fury, slattern, hussy, sorceress, shrew, biddy, wench, she-wolf, tigress, hellion, muckraker, nag, bitch, carper, calumniator, detractor, backbiter, defamer, defiler, informer, slanderer, saboteur, seditionist, vilifier, archenemy and reviler.

    Sorry if I missed a few….

  • Randy says:

    Hahaha
    Douglas they all will work ! You got that right

  • charlie says:

    i wanna go to europe and drive a BMW

  • Randy says:

    Charlie
    U r not third in line to God u have to work for your money sorry ! 🙂

  • martin says:

    Ananias and Sapphira lied, Ronald Weinland lied about so much more, and abuse vastly more money than they did (that is if we assume that Ananias and Sapphira didn’t own land more then $250k’s worth in today’s dollars, and I’m sure they didn’t)

  • It’s still a mystery how two people can run through $4 million in 5 years and have so little to show for it (and to be clear, no, Lardo would not be showing her Victoria’s Secret underwear, so there is that)….

  • Randy says:

    And also Charlie you are not a skum bag like Laura stealing money from God loving people. The Weinland family mafia love it when they think they have control over everyone and there money ! My Mom walks behind Laura with a roll of toilet paper ! So sad but true

  • martin says:

    I would have to work hard to spend $4 million in 5 years.

  • charlie says:

    i did try out for the part of the donkey once …but they said my ears were too short

  • Mike (DDTFA) says:

    I believe that a significant part of the $4 million was spent on printing his works of fiction and on Google advertising. When his attorney argued that at the sentencing hearing, the judge said that was part of his scheme to cover up the money he was spending on himself.

    I rather suspect that Herbert Armstrong spent more church funds on himself evading more income taxes than Weinland did, but he was more clever about it. Of course it’s much too late for a criminal trial on that point.

  • Randy says:

    Mom and I just watch the world news and they said bank robbery was the the highest in December mom said what a shame, my response stealing money is the same as a a wall street man , a false prophet or a man with a gun ! It’s all thiefs !!!!! No love for fellow man

  • Byker Bob says:

    Man, when I think of all the ’40 Fords, ’37 Buicks, and ’51 Mercuries I could have for $4-5 Million bucks, it makes me sick. You could do a better job of spreading the gospel by painting “Jesus Saves” on the doors of one or two of them than Weinland did with all of his false prophecies!

    BB

  • Randy says:

    BB
    No Chevy’s lol

  • Anyone purchasing the property is advised to hold an exorcism before occupying it.

  • charlie says:

    with 4 million$$$ i could pay off most of my debts

  • Byker Bob says:

    Randy, I’d probably have small block Chevy motors in the Mercuries. That’s what I had in my ’51 during the 1980’s and it kicked butt on Mustangs and Camaros. I had installed a Turbo 400 tranny and a Chevelle rear end, linked by a shortened and balanced Kingswood Estate drive shaft. That is probably a project that I never would have been able to have during the time I was a WCG member.

    BB

  • Excogger says:

    Wow, Charlie…..you must have been tithing all your life!

  • Home owner association fees are $195 per month.

    It’s a gift that keeps on giving.

  • martin says:

    A christian that divorces for any reason except marital infidelity and re-marries is an adulterer.

    So you have Audra a so called prophet, who is by bible standards an adulterer.

    Makes sense?

    PKG…the church of insanity.

  • PKG…the church of insanity

    I wonder if her first husband realized this and divorced her because of it…?

  • Mike (DDTFA) says:

    My understanding is that Chris stopped drinking Ron’s Flavor Aid, whereupon Audra divorced him.

  • Randy says:

    Ron ( the asshole ) said the USA Dallor will fall it’s at a high
    Oil will raise ! It’s $62 a barrel
    Are boarders will be blown up
    2/3 of are vegetation would be gone
    One million people would invaded or country
    One million people would come run to get babitisted
    The trade center would not be rebuilt
    Christ would return about 3 times
    I remember my mom sitting here on the couch waiting for Christ to return then the money whore called and said it was changed lol
    Well none of this happen but Ron’s in prison and the Weindland Family mafia made all kind of money they all drive BMW and live a lavish life style ! Off the the backs of the PKG who most have nothing !

  • Randy says:

    They call this a scare tacked it works on weak people ! But you have to be a rotten person to use it !!!!!!

  • Randy says:

    Giving money to people who say they are Gods people, does not make God watch after you no more than people who read there bibles and fallows what God says , no man will know and if a prophet tells you some thing will happen in the name of God and it doesn’t dont be afraid to leave, money does not buy you peace with God reading your Bibble and believing what God tells you not no Man !

  • charlie says:

    and then ..along came Jones …a great gary cooper movie and a classic coasters song …now applied to religion it makes you wonder ( or should ) who will be next ..in this regard ,,weinland has done an invaluable service …those who have learned will know what to look out for when some other wolf in sheeps clothing appears ..we are told to beware..and now we have an example

    if you tell yourself the same lie over and over ..pretty soon you began to believe it..perhaps weinland told himself the lie too many times..and then thought himself surrounded by an aura of invincibility..at least his testimony in court seems to indicate it

  • Randy says:

    The only thing that ever came out of Ron’s ( the asshole ) mouth was lies somebody tell me one think he ever said that came true or was the truth please it does not bother me when I’m wrong I’m man enough to stand up to it plus I don’t make a living of lieing to people !,,

  • charlie says:

    randy… i said that weinland is a liar ..perhaps he believes it ..it is a lesson for all ….next time somebody says something and claims it is in the name of GOD ..then look and listen carefully ..and do the research to see if who is telling you those things are telling the truth or telling you a lie ..in weinalnds case there was just enough truth sounding things to deceive people in to believing the false things …weinland did it for filthy lucre

  • Randy says:

    I’m hearing you Charlie , words true spoken my friend !!!!

  • Randy says:

    I think it’s all falling apart the False prophets are lieing and stealing to much , and people may be born at night but not last night these crook will rott in hell for stealing and reaking family’s give it up Money whore it’s not going to happen tell the people of PKG how much money you take in and how much you take out for the Weinland family mafia !!!! Your salary, Ron’s salary , Audria salary, Jerimey’ s salary, and maybe your dogs salary !

  • martin says:

    I’m still waiting for Audra to utter a prophecy. Aren’t prophets supposed to prophesy? Every single prophet in the bible gave a prophecy.

    The bible says both of the Two Witnesses prophesy. BOTH OF THEM.

    Where is the prophesying from Laura? For that matter where is any accurate prophecy from Ron?

    ZERO ACROSS THE BOARD.

  • charlie says:

    at least ron weinland has 100% record ……every one of his prophecies have failed …..as far as laura and audrey go there is only one word in thier vocabulary …MONEY

  • Oh, now Charlie, for Lardo there is another word: Gossip. Actually, gossip is a lot of words.

    So Laura does know more than one word.

    Unfortunately, the words she does know are never arranged in a manner that is of any use.

    And I’m pretty sure that there are two words quite familiar to the Weinlands: “Justice Department”.

  • FedUp says:

    Laura, Audra, Jeremy, and Ron. The only way in which the PKG can be called “non-prophet”.

  • Randy says:

    Fedup
    Hahaha

  • charlie says:

    i was too hard on mr nice guy huh douglas..LOL

  • Not at all Charlie — it reminds me of Helen Lovejoy on the Simpsons when she was found to be wrong in her gossip about Marge:

    “From now on I will use my gossip only for good”.

    Sure.

    Right.

    As if.

  • In the interest of full disclosure, here is the complete quote from Helen Lovejoy:

    “From now on I will use my gossip only for good and not for evil”.

    I hope this will explain things better.

    Sorry for the oversight.

    Too bad Lardo doesn’t make the same commitment.

  • Little known fact:

    Jasper Beardly was the town pastor, prior to Reverend Timothy Lovejoy.

    Perhaps it would have been better if Weinland had followed Reverend Lovejoy’s example by being apathetic and playing with model trains. On the other hand, Weinland never had a church building, so he couldn’t burn it down for the insurance money.

    I think they each started their ministry around the same time….

  • JD says:

    new post up

  • Mike (DDTFA) says:

    Ron’s latest now reposted on this blog.

  • Jack says:

    When does Ron get out?