We Move Forward
False Prophet Ronald Weinland delivered his Pentecost sermon in Cincinnati live and in person today. And as a non-spiritual being, since Christ did not return yesterday and make him a member of Elohim. He redelivered the sermon he posted last night for the acolytes in time zones earlier than the US. But he had additional content, with the sermon today lasting 2 1/2 hours instead of the under 2 hour sermon he gave last night. One item of additional comment was to remind people to send in their holy day offerings, as though they haven’t already given enough.
To recap the main points, the jobs of the Two Witnesses are over. Despite all his failures, which is everything he prophesied, Ron is still a prophet. Oh, and an apostle to boot. Jesus Christ will still return on Pentecost. But not this one. Christ returns next Pentecost, May 19, 2013. That is, he will return on that date until he doesn’t and at that time Weinland will have another date.
The year in front of us is the “day of the Lord” mentioned in Act 2:20: “The sun shall be turned into darkness, and the moon into blood, before that great and notable day of the Lord come:” Ron had to invoke his special Strong’s Dictionary and Greek scholarship skills to rearrange that translation.
Over the next year, the thunders and trumpets will be fulfilled. Everything in “2008 — God’s Final Witness” will yet come to pass. And I’m not out of the woods as I’m still on the list of 7000 “named” to die. We on that list will be picked off over the next year. Because it’s silly for our deaths to produce a result in only one hour, as it was silly that all 7 trumpets would blow in an hour. How could anyone be so silly???
Despite the turmoil Ron prophesies for the next year, Ron plans to hold a feast this fall, for all 8 days. He instructed his elders to try to establish the same feast sites used last year. This was right after describing the mockery PKG members would be enduring. So Ron mocked them for their consternation at having spent all that money following him around the past few months. Somehow members will be able to attend despite having only 4 months to save up for the feast starting October 1.
And if they’re not able to attend because they gave even extra money to finance Ron’s latest Google ad campaign? Well that’s on the member because they are the one who chose to do it. But rest assured that Ron has a heavy heart, because Christ didn’t return as he prophesied to end all their misery. But rest assured that Ron feels your pain, because he has that criminal tax trial to deal with now.
Ron has elevated Willem Henderson in the Netherlands to the rank of evangelist. When he ordained Johnny and Wayne, he said that was it but since then we’ve had Terry and now Willem.
While he mentioned one person he disfellowshipped for sending out a dissenting email, many PKGers are still drinking the Flavor Aid. Ralph Dowd and Steve Dalrymple were on hand to give the prayers. (Steve is expected to be on hand to testify for the government in Ron’s criminal trial.) Ron also read a number of emails from faithful members who while disappointed at the non-events of yesterday are continuing to outsource their thinking to Ron.
Ron’s theme was “We Move Forward”. Yes we do. “We” being Ron and yours truly. We’re both still here. For now, anyway. The most truthful thing Ron said was to the effect that by the end of June he’ll know the outcome of the criminal trial, characterizing it as God’s will. I think it will be the will of 12 jurors picked to judge the governments case. I’ll be covering that, as well as the fall out from his latest prophetic failures. I think a few more will leave or have already left and we may hear from them. I’m hoping that if they need a place to talk about it and have no other place that they’ll come here.