2012 — God’s Failed Witness

Rev 11:13 And the same hour was there a great earthquake, and the tenth part of the city fell, and in the earthquake were slain of men seven thousand: and the remnant were affrighted, and gave glory to the God of heaven.

According to False Prophet Ronald Weinland, I am one of the 7000 “named” to die within the same hour that Christ returns.  Guess what?? It’s been an hour since Christ returned and I’m not dead.  Oooppppss!!  While Thielogical Bob declared victory within minutes after Christ didn’t return, I’ve given it a full hour.  And I’m still not dead!!!

For those who’ve dropped by my blog and think the I am declaring victory too soon, because after all Ron said May 27 and not May 26, read my Duck and Cover post.  And if you still don’t understand, read it a second time.

What’s up next for Ron?  While some are thinking that Ron and Laura will commit suicide, I think that is a low probability.  But suicide is still a higher probability than his genuinely repenting, stopping preaching, and trying to atone for the wrong he’s done.

I expect that he’ll make some kind of appearance by the next Saturday: a blog post, maybe a Pentecost sermon, dunno.  I expect that he will either try to stretch or restart another prophecy.  Probably will claim that I said he would or had committed suicide.  At minimum he’s going to play the “while I’m not a prophet, I’m still an apostle” card, and continue to milk whatever tithes he can from his followers.  Which will continue to be the majority.

This false prophecy stuff can have serious consequences.  According to this article by KTLA:

KTLA News4:32 p.m. PDT, May 25, 2012

PALMDALE, Calif. (KTLA) — A mother in Palmdale is being held on $1-million bail after allegedly trying to drown her 8-year-old son in the pool at their apartment complex.

Around 7:30 p.m. Thursday, deputies from the Palmdale Sheriff’s Station responded to a rescue call of a woman attempting to hold a child under water in the pool at the Monte Vista apartment complex.

Once at the location, they learned that 33-year-old Allaire McDougall attempted to drown her son in the pool, according to a news release.

Bystanders intervened and rescued the boy.

“She’s telling him, ‘Son, you have to go. This is the end of the world,” witnesses told reporters.

The boy was taken to a local hospital and is now listed in stable condition.

McDougall was arrested for attempted murder and booked at the Palmdale Station.

Ron, if Allaire McDougall is one of your followers, and if there is a hell, then there has to be a spot in it for you.  Or if there will be a lake of fire, you will be one of the first to be cast in.

Or even if Allaire isn’t one of your followers.

Rev 22:18  For I testify unto every man that heareth the words of the prophecy of this book, If any man shall add unto these things, God shall add unto him the plagues that are written in this book:
Rev 22:19  And if any man shall take away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God shall take away his part out of the book of life, and out of the holy city, and from the things which are written in this book.

20 Comments

  • Mike (DDTFA) says:

    Ron, I’m really, really not dead. I hope the government has a strong case against you, that you are convicted, and that Judge Danny Reeves throws the book at you.

    And I hope that your death in the Lake of Fire is not quick.

  • How can this be? After all of the careful calculations, the detailed explanations, the faith, the fasts . . . how can this be?

    With Blunder Ron now a 2 time loser, I only have one question: Is Mal still on the fence?

  • J says:

    We just don’t understand. Even though Ron was wrong, it is still GOD’S CHURCH!!!! Remember, God’s truth is whatever Ron has said last.

    SMH

  • Mike (DDTFA) says:

    Don’t forget that truth is progressively revealed. {Barf}

  • jack635 says:

    Or even if Allaire isn’t one of your followers.

    I think that verse you quoted from Rev. sums up what Ron has done. He has changed the words and he has added to them and taken away from the words. The punishment is listed for Ronald Weinland. Ron is the kind of guy that would get into an argument with Jesus.

  • jack635 says:

    I just thought of something. Ron has said and written that if he is wrong, he would “repent and move forward”. Would such repentance affect Rev 22:18-19? Yes. Ron could say that Rev22 does not apply to him.

  • Mike (DDTFA) says:

    He already says that Deut 18:20-22 doesn’t apply, claiming he didn’t prophesy the 1st timeline “presumptuously”.

    Ron, there isn’t a non-presumptuous bone in your body.

  • jack635 says:

    And there is no way to repent of the violation of Revelation. He was forewarned by the very book itself. Unless it is a warning to publishers. Either way, Ron you’re screwed.

  • James says:

    I wonder if his sheeple can get their jobs back. They will need them!

  • jack635 says:

    Nice move Mike. I see your countdown to the return of Jesus has been changed to a count UP from Ron’s failure.

  • Richard Ball says:

    Ron should have realized something was up when the voice appeared to him and said, “You shall no longer be called ‘Ron’…. I dub thee False Prophet Ronald Weinland!”.

  • Richard Ball says:

    I think Ron may actually like the “Failed Witness” designator. We know he likes to appropriate titles to himself, and he was probably getting tired of just being “False Prophet”.

  • Richard Ball says:

    If Ron is going to damn the torpedoes (of unbelief and false witnesses) and go with this, I think he’ll claim that, for those who have eyes to see, Christ has come… in the atmosphere. That might buy him some time. But Ron, if you are reading this, please, please please stop. Step down. It’s over.

  • jack635 says:

    Richard,
    Failed witness sounds better than being a False Prophet. “Failed” implies one can try again, as in he failed to negotiate the hairpin turn. Whereas “False” is a phoney, as in his claim to be a police officer is false.

  • Mike (DDTFA) says:

    Ron’s already stretching it out. Read the next post.

  • Helen says:

    Mike. Good News for ya. Ron’s death will not be quick. He will suffer in the lake of fire forever and ever.. Him and Laura will never beable to pull out that pitch fork out from their behind..

  • Friend of a follower says:

    I am friends with one of his followers. I’ve tried to warn him that the bible warns against such men, but he wouldn’t listen. I am genuinely concerned for my friend. He’s lost his 150,000 dollar a year job, his wife and family because of following this guys teachings.

  • Anonymous says:

    I can tell you friend of a follower, that he will never leave this group. Sadly, he continues to drink the flavor aid. I did what I thought best and took the kids away for the weekend, fearful that an “Allaire” situation was possible, and if not to that extreme, they did not need the stress, doom, and gloom. Instead, I am happy to say, the kids swam, caught fish, ate s’mores around a campfire. They were carefree and enjoying life. He will never make 150,000 per year again either because he chooses not to. I do earn a good living though and am able to provide them with a nice home and nice things. Like you, I kept hoping he would wake up, but I think he has lost too much, everything really. Pride will always get in his way. If this wasn’t enough to wake those people up, nothing will.

  • Ray Kaz says:

    If I could please say a few words about all this bull. I`ve been around in the church of God for over 30 years. Sometimes in, sometime out. Worldwide, Living, United, COG;PKG and a few other screwballs. Now it seems to me that the real problem is with the leadership { not the membership} of all these screwball churches. I`ve heard it all from these so called self- appointed men of god. YOU would think that they, the leadership would say, lets get our acts together, boys and girls. But no, the big bucks mean more for the leaders. I know fully that Mr Wienland like Mr Armstrong made some really big screw-ups in their times. Then they both talk their way out of it. So where does this leave me now ?. Worldwide has gone the way of the world. United, is one screw up church. The other screw balls I stay far away from. Living, been there, done that, their leadership has a screw loose. So what is left, COG;PKG.. Are they screw up, for sure. What the hell do you people want, do you even know. I hate to tell you all this but these screw up churches are the best we all can do. Don`t have a nice day. Ha Ha

  • Mike (DDTFA) says:

    Perhaps it takes a screw ball to know one.

    Wrong Ray. The best you can do is avoid any and all of these screw up churches. PKG being among the foremost to avoid.