End of the End-Time

False Prophet Ronald Weinland was in Windsor CT (between Springfield MA and Hartfort CT) this weekend.  While Mitch Williams, his senior elder for the area,  gave the closing prayer, Ron had Ralph Dowd from Cincinnati give the opening.  Wonder why elder John Giannotta of nearby New York was not given mike time. Could it be that John is one of the elders who is hedging his bets by putting some cash in reserve for the unlikely event that Christ doesn’t return on Memorial Day weekend?

Ron announced some tweaks to his upcoming itinerary but still plans to travel to Europe, visiting the Netherlands two weeks before Pentecost and London the last weekend before the one that Christ doesn’t return.  Ron advised his groupies planning to follow him to Europe not to do so.  Seems one of his acolytes even plans to travel to Israel.  Why bother to do that, when you will be able to view Ron and Laura’s bodies lying in the streets of Jerusalem on TV?  Have some faith, after all Ron says in his book that it will be on TV, and everything is coming to pass exactly as written in his books.

While Satan put thoughts in Ron’s head back on the day of Atonement that Christ would not return on Pentecost, it was Jesus who gave Ron the Last Great Day sermon during which he messed with his followers’ heads, resulting in at least one who required professional help to recover.  Ron’s sermon was all about faith, starting out in Hebrews 11.  He again compared himself to Noah, who was mocked (even though the Internet didn’t exist) for building an ark.  How could someone not ignore the abject failures of all of Ron’s prophecies and give up so close to the end?

Ron also read in 1 Corinthians 10:23, with his point being that one should give a good example, refraining from certain acts which while lawful could be lead others astray.  Ron should have had that in mind before leading IRS Criminal Investigation to conduct a 3 1/2 year investigation leading to a criminal indictment.

Ron has thrown money yet again into Google advertising, claiming search results have increased 20-25% per week.  While traffic statistics from alexa.com indicate that Ron’s web traffic is increasing, he’ll have to increase it significantly above 0.002% of web users before he dies in 8 weeks if he wants people to celebrate his death by exchanging gifts and watching the live coverage of his bodies on TV.

Ron promises a unique sermon next weekend, which is to be a fast of Thanksgiving to God for delaying the Great Tribulation for so long.  There is to be a new focus.  Ron made no direct reference to Christ’s return in 9 weeks.  Could this be the beginning of the course correction needed to lead PKG around the shoals of the failure of his ultimate prophecy?

 

39 Comments

  • randy terlecki says:

    noah!!!! lol i knew Noah he was a friend of mine and you false prophet are no Noah. i stole that phrase.

  • Avalokiteshvara says:

    Uh-oh…”unique” sermon coming up!

    MESSAGE TO THE PKG:

    If Ron changes a SINGLE thing about Christ’s Return, he is YET AGAIN proven to be a FALSE PROPHET. He has been hammering home May 27th as ABSOLUTE TRUTH, and he CANNOT back track a SPECIFIC DATE without being a False Prophet.

    RUN AWAY from this fraud, he is a liar and thieving your money…

  • martin says:

    The unique sermon will be Ronald stating that that “thought” that was planted in his mind was not from Satan at all, but God giving him a message that there will be more time as in another 3 1/2 years.

  • Atrocious says:

    If a “prophet” doesn’t know whether the voice(s) he heard is God or Satan is proof right there that he is a false prophet!!!

  • Don D says:

    Anyone for a last-minute Take-Away?

    In early 2008 in the Topics section of the COG-PKG website under the heading of “Conspiracy Theories”, the entry concluded with:

    “The government of God is coming to this earth on September 29, 2011. Nothing and no one can stop this from taking place!”
    Nothing and no one…??

    In mid-2008 that was changed to read:

    “The government of God is coming to this earth on May 27, 2012. Nothing and no one can stop this from taking place!”
    Mmmm….. I see.

    And on November 8, 2011, iRONy WHINEland solemnly proclaimed:

    “Yes, God reveals to His prophets in advance what He is bringing to pass. God has revealed that His Son is to come as the prophesied Messiah on May 27, 2012. I have not given this, but God has given this!”

    These are obviously profound divinely revealed truths. Difficult for mere mortals like me to comprehend. But I think I’m slowly beginning to understand. Ah, yes, I have it! God has given this, right? And the “Word of God” says that what God giveth he may also take away. Whineland is about to order a last-minute TAKE-AWAY!

  • Avalokiteshvara says:

    In light of all the hard thinking and endless contemplation done by people like Socrates, Augustine, Dogen, Kant, Al-Farabi, Nietzsche, Wittgenstein, and others down through the ages…Ronald Weinland is an embarrassment and detriment to humanity…

    He is a living advertisement for the Pro-Abortion movement…

  • jack635 says:

    I didnt listen to Ron’s blather yesterday, so thanks for the sermon summary. This caught my attention:

    Ron advised his groupies planning to follow him to Europe not to do so.

    We still dont know what is going to happen with Ron until it happens. I still don’t know if he is going to flee or return to the states. Will his kids report him missing after he has cleared Israeli Customs? I’ll have to give this some thought. I almost want to listen to the sermon now.

    No I’m not listening to that sermon. I’ll just “watch” and see what happens.

  • jack635 says:

    I’ve noticed over the last few days that a Google search for the keyword string “Ronald Weinland” returns a #1 ad for RCG. David Pack must be trying to capitalise on an expected exodus of PKG members. Those who leave Ron for RCG will be going from the frying pan into the frying pan. Amazing how all these WWCG splinter leaders hate each other so humbly.

  • Vision says:

    Some funny comments guys. You guys really know Ron inside out especially how these false prophets hate each other humbly, LOL.

  • Whisper says:

    IF WronG where to ever “flee” t he states he would be leaving behind a sizable chunck of equity in his house which the IRS will be only to happy to snatch. I don’t know where in America his “funds” and the Churches “funds” are exactly but the IRS will be happy to lock those up as well to pay themeselves.
    With “fleeing” Ron would place himself in an ugly predicemnet indeed with the loss of funds, equity, cars etc… and be on the run in countries without extradition. Ron’s passport would fail pretty quickly as the government would be only to happy to cancel it.

    What a life that would be… Mike could form a site called “where’s Wal-rondo?”. Hints and clues about where he is in the world would be fun.
    Of course if he actually goes to the J-City and does not die and chooses to return to his court date he would really be rolling them dice. But his prison term would not then endanger his wife as he could pay the fines and serve his time while she stayed at home, at least secure if not happy.

    Speaking of happy, how much happiness is in the Wienland residence these days? Me thinks it is less than last year.
    What’s a wayward false prophet to do? Well I cast cast he sheep into the fire by staiting that if it does not come true then that’s between them and god.
    What a guy!

  • martin says:

    I volunteer to buy his house for 10 cents on the dollar.

    Surely he doesn’t want it any more or frankly need it anymore, since he lives in 4 star hotels anyway, I’ll take it off his hands.

  • Atrocious says:

    Y’all ever watch the “Shawshank Redemption”? I’ve seen it several times and I’m watching it now. The scene where the crooked warden went to see Ed after he’d been in solitary a month, threatened him with torture and death if he ever tried to leave…I noticed he said “It truly is”. It reminded me immediately of RW. LOL Just thought I’d post that here.

  • Atrocious says:

    Ooops…not Ed…his name’s Andy.

  • jack635 says:

    I do not believe Ron’s assets have been frozen. I have examined all the court documents Mike has provided to the public. Ron has signed out and returned his passport to his PO as evidenced by his out of country travelling, so that tells me his assets have not been frozen. The only assets frozen till after his trial are his firearms. The government does not have the power to freeze his funds because there is no indication he has stolen those funds.

    As for his house, I would not be surprised if his lawyers have a lien on the house or even a conditional transfer of title. Lawyers are smart enough to secure funds at the front of the line, even in front of the IRS. Ron could have funds in other countries not just Switzerland. All we can do is wait and see.

    What I say to you, I say to all. Watch.

  • Avalokiteteshvara says:

    What I think is kind of funny is that amongst all of the religious developments occurring in the world (Hellenism, The Upanishads, Plato/Aristotle, Egypt, etc) you get a bunch of sun-burnt Jews wandering around the unfashionable end of the Roman Empire claiming a carpenter is the Son of God AND the Jewish Messiah….and THAT is the one that “sticks” !

    2000 years later we are talking about this nonsense like it is real! LOL!

  • jack635 says:

    and THAT is the one that “sticks” !

    Solving that philosophical quandry will take a lot of deep thought. “Lash together a few raw facts, add a little old negro wisdom, and this nightmare is over.”

  • It is very nice that Jesus is coming on a holiday weekend. It should help resolve a lot of problems, especially traffic, at his return.

    Also, since it is a holiday, people will be able to see his return in the comfort of their own homes, as opposed to having to sneak breaks to watch it on the TV in the break room at work.

    You have to admit, Our Savior has thought of everything!

  • Avalokiteteshvara says:

    Well, if Jesus is really the Christ, and he is going to come back, now is a pretty good time. There is a lot of stuff that needs fixing…

  • jack635 says:

    I couldnt agree with you more Avalo. But until that happens I will keep my life free from all those “special” people who know the truth and want to share it with me. It’s a free country and they are allowed to say whatever they want in public, but not in my home.

  • Avalokiteteshvara says:

    You know who really needs a Saviour right now, the Toronto Maple Leafs! There is only just so much that Dion Phaneuf can do…

  • jack635 says:

    Sorry about that. I’ve been a Bruins fan since 1971. I can’t help you with that one.

  • Avalokiteteshvara says:

    BRUINS?!!!!!!!! Bah…

  • Mike (DDTFA) says:

    Now, now now. No religious debates on my blog!!! :-D

    Avalo, seems to be a little stutter in your keyboard — check your handle.

  • jack635 says:

    Well they are drinking from the cup, afterall. I’m sure they will let Pittsburgh borrow it in June.

  • Avalokiteshvara says:

    Oops! Danke schoen…

    (stupid Bruins…mutter…mutter)

  • chacha says:

    It was Bobby Orr’s birthday the other day….

  • chacha says:

    And back to WronG,

    Ron doesn’t need his BMW’s anymore either. He drives all those rental cars…

    So they are going to have a new focus….wait for it….

    there will be MORE time! God is just SOOOOOOOOOOO merciful he will allow more time for Ron to realign the voices in his head and figure out what they are actually trying to tell him.

    Faaaaabulous.

    It is amazing. It truly is…

  • Avalokiteshvara says:

    Every time the PKG fasts, Ron changes his prophecies…

    …next week will be a “more time” time sermon almost assuredly…

  • Avalokiteshvara says:

    Here is what Ron has actually said up until now:

    1. “The government of God is coming to this earth on September 29, 2011. Nothing and no one can stop this from taking place!”

    2. “The government of God is coming to this earth on May 27, 2012. Nothing and no one can stop this from taking place!”

    here is what he will CONTINUE to say:

    3. “The government of God is coming to this earth on in January 2013. Nothing and no one can stop this from taking place!”

    4. “The government of God is coming to this earth on October 21st, 2014. Nothing and no one can stop this from taking place!”

    …and the tithes will just keep rolling on in as the sheeple jockey for position to suckle at his prophectic teats!!

  • Are you sure he didn’t say, “Nothing and no one can make this take place”?

    It could have been a typo, maybe?

  • Jocko says:

    Several weeks ago Ron announced a unique feast unlike any other the church has ever seen.

    This past Saturday he announces a unique sermon to go hand in hand with the feast.

    The name of Ron’s last sermon series was “preparing ourselves spiritually” parts one, two and three.

    If I was a gambling man I’d bet that Ron is just about ready to play his spiritual card.

  • martin says:

    The Great Tribulation was a test run, to prepare the church for the real deal, which is coming after this Tribulation (which was only spiritual) ends.

    The NEXT 3 1/2 years will be the REAL Great Tribulation.

  • Mike (DDTFA) says:

    Ummm that’s “fast”, not “feast”. Although it seems that Ron may be feasting on his members tithes, but that’s another story.

  • Jocko says:

    Good looking out Mike. Yes it’s fast and not feast. Don’t know how I missed it. Thanks for the help.

  • chacha says:

    It’s ok Jocko. All of us here are blinded by our seething hate…

    it could happen to anyone…if you don’t cry out to “god” to be healed so you can “see”

  • jack635 says:

    Well, I know I don’t “get it”. aND THAT’S A GOOD THING.

  • Mike (DDTFA) says:

    When “it” is like a social disease, getting is not a good thing.

  • Avalokiteshvara says:

    Oh, I think I am coming down with Weinlandic Gout! Ahhh! “70 Weeks” phlebitis!!

  • chacha says:

    there’s an ointment for that….

    and have a nice single malt. you’ll feel ALL better!