Timeline Number 3
No, this isn’t False Prophet Ronald Weinland’s third prophetic timeline, we have yet to see what that will be. Rotten Ronnie is still firmly entrenched in his second prophetic timeline for Christ returning on Pentecost, although he has tweaked the middle and is delaying the trumpets and compressing the great tribulation. At least that’s his public stance. Since his LGD sermon he refuses to entertain any notion that he can be wrong on the Pentecost date.
Rather, this is the third criminal trial timeline. As previously mentioned, the outcome of the hearing in federal court last Friday is that the trial first set for January 31 and then delayed to March 20, is now set for June 4 by which time loyal PKG members expect him to have been converted to spirit being and a member of Elohim and out of the jurisdiction of the United States, which will have been destroyed by that time. But Ron’s attorneys paid for by the church likely have enough on retainer to cover their fees.
Further details from the hearing. There has been a change in the lineup of counsel. Weinland is still represented by Jon Christopher Coffman and Robert C. Webb from the law firm of Frost Brown Todd. However, on the government’s side, the lead attorney is now Laura Klein Voorhees and Robert McBride remains assigned to the case as her assistant. The pretrial conference has been rescheduled from March 12 to May 21 at 11 AM Eastern time. If Ron decides to make a plea for a reduced sentence, the court will need to be notified no later than May 16. The pretrial conference is approximately 36 hours before Ron and Laura’s scheduled death at the hands of the Beast Power in the streets of Jerusalem. (Ron, is half a day exactly 12 hours? Or will your death be an sun-up in Jerusalem on May 23rd?) It will be a bit tight, but Ron can probably catch a flight there after the hearing, if the court allows that.
Ron will shut down his legal defense now if he believes his statement in his sermon of Feb 11:
Let me ask another question – How long does it take for the 2nd, 3rd, and 4th Trumpets to do and cause what they’re going to cause? Do we not understand it’s because of those things that Europe does what it does? Do you not understand that it’s the very reason why Europe responds and makes a decision and a choice that it does, is because of what happens at that time? That someone has to step in and fill the gap – for whatever it is that’s behind all the thinking and those beings that move and motivate and distort the thoughts of leaders to make the choice they do. I’m telling you, that up to a week in advance these things could happen, of the end, of Jesus Christ returning – 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 5th, 6th Trumpets. Don’t think they can’t.
Mike, I still wonder how RW was able to leave the country?
Do you suppose that it was truly illegal and that the Justice Department didn’t know about it (hard to imagine with all the control at the borders these days)?
Just wondering.
As Ronny has the ability to travel about the country at will I would think the govt does not see him as a high risk of fleeing. He would have to leave his house behind for one and thats $$.
Fleeing the USA would be a very desperate act and one that would take guts, does Ron have guts? This is they guy who fled a comedian in Canada.
If find it interesting that there is no way Ron can make the J-City (missing passport) if he pleads guilty and bargains.
I still rather think that he thinks he is not facing time, and I would be inclined to agree (here’s hoping to be incorrect). He’s got the money to pay the penalties (I rather think). But until that late June 4 date I think Ron is North America bound and can not leave for the J-City. How is he going to die there if he can’t get there? Answer: He has no intention at all of leaving the USA or going to the J-City to be wrong. He can do that right here at home. He seems to talk about his and his wife’s up-coming deaths not at all? Odd that?
As I remember from reading the documents supplied by Mike, Ron was required to surrender his passport and if he was required to travel outside the country he was to provide a list of those countries he would be visiting. The countries could only be a signee to an extradition treaty with the U.S. His passport would be given to him upon pre-approval for travel then would have to be re-surrendered upon his return.
Regarding the firearms he surrendered to his attorney, I doubt if he would be able to sign them out in the same manner he can apply for and sign out his passport.
Tomorrow is March first and today is a beautiful day; mid fifties, sunny. The birds are singing so prettily. According to Ron’s calculations, there is only about 11 weeks (WEEKS) left.
There is no rationality where Ron is concerned. He’s living in a fantasy world; a world of darkness, despair, fear and impending doom. He’s also living in a world of luxury, etc.
And there is still coffee and ice cream and chocolate…mmmmmmmmmm.
And the robins have returned!
Have a nice evening everyone! I am going to make a “tribulation casserole” with some of my canned goods.
Lovin’ my life right now….
Chacha:
Freedom is the best sauce…enjoy that casserole!!
ChaCha, sounds like your great tribulation is behind you!!!
Regarding Ron’s international travels, the judge’s order on that was somewhat ambiguous. I have no idea how it works if he surrendered his passport. Maybe they issue a limited purpose passport.
What is so important for Ron to have to go overseas anyway? He’s not a government employee or some “bigwig” (ha ha) where he has to talk to “kings and priests” like Armstrong did (“…a strong hand from somewhere…”). What in the world does he do overseas anyway, except talk to a few of HIS employees? Do the judges think he’s some big CEO of a huge business and he has to go overseas to “oversee” his business? Don’t they realize that Ron is nothing but a con man who has learned how to bilk multiple thousands of $$ from his sheeple? Give. Me. A. Break!
Don’t use too many canned beans in your casserole ChaCha, or there might be some trouser-tribulation afterwards
I have received some exclusive divine revelation, and I KNOW how Weinland can actually get to J-City without his passport.
He will firstly announce another TRUTH in which God has revealed to him how to correctly reinterpret certain aspects of scripture relating to the true identity of the Jerusalem in which he is destined to be killed. He will then plead guilty to the charges and successfully bargain for a monetary penalty which will be paid on the spot. He will then have ample time to catch a plane to Yates County, NY – because in Yates Country is the town of Jerusalem (population 4500) mentioned in the Bible!
The deaths of Ron and Laura will, of course, be ‘spiritual’ (some say that he is spiritually dead already!), and he will produce another TRUTH in which God reveals to him that the return of Jesus Christ will be INVISIBLE! Yes, it will actually happen, but it will be invisible to all those in the Stubborn Scattered Churches and to those Naughty People who refuse to believe in God’s End-Time prophet.
Interestingly, the notion of the invisible return of Jesus has at least two precedents. The founder of the Jehovah’s Witnesses, Charles T Russell taught that Jesus had returned invisibly in 1874. Russell and his Second Adventist colleagues had expected a visible return in 1874, and when that didn’t happen, they decided that they certainly had the date correct (because they got that from complex chronological and numerological calculations based on inerrant Biblical texts, so convincing that those calculations couldn’t be faulted), so that it MUST have been an INVISIBLE RETURN!
Russell then predicted that 40 years after that invisible return Jesus would return VISIBLY in 1914. This would mark the end of the Great Tribulation, at which time Jesus would inaugurate the 1000 years of world peace under his governance. Russell taught this repeatedly and consistently for decades from the 1870s to 1914. This information is readily available from the Jehovah’s Witnesses archives online, but you will NOT find it mentioned in their current official website.
After the visible return of 1914 failed to happen and WORLD WAR broke out instead of the predicted WORLD PEACE, the Jehovah’s Withnesses dishonestly began rewriting their history, and began to teach that they had long foreseen that World War would break out in 1914, thus proving that they were the only true Church on earth. They also began to preach that Jesus did return in 1914 but INVISIBLY. And this is still their official teaching. But of course they never mention that they now had TWO supposed INVISIBLE RETURNS of Jesus Christ on their hands! The doctrinal importance of 1914 has since been watered down, and they now teach that they had predicted that 1914 would be a “significant year in world history”! The average Jehovah’s Witness known little of this.
So you see Ronnie can easily get to Jerusalem in time, and without a passport, and be spiritually killed in time for the invisible return of Jesus! A really neat solution I’d say…
Harold Camping did the whole “invisible Jesus” thing too. Too bad the Bible says we will SEE Jesus returning in all his glory.
And it is also too bad that the Jewish Messiah was/is only supposed to return once, so whoever is the Messiah, it ain’t Jesus..
“EVERY EYE will see”….I think that’s in the NT somewhere.
EEN-VEE-ABLE! Yes sir, step right up my fine young man. You look like a educated and intelligent man and it is my pleasure to present for you the EEN-VEES-ABLE return of the son of the master of the Universe! Yes sir indeed, this is the real deal my fine young man, take a good look around at this EEN-VEES-ABLE Savior and Lord of all Creation! You wont find any flaws in this product my find young man, no sir-e-bob! This is quality and for only a tithe of your income it can be all yours, every last EEN-VEES-ABLE prophetic part of it! But this offer can not last forever, EEN-VEES-ABLE Saviors have a lot to do so don’t delay! Sign up today and get your very own EEN-VEES-ABLE lord and savior, returned now to Earth! Take him home and place in in a prominent place within your living room. Bath him in light and glory. Put a rug under him. Ask your friends if they have na EEN-VEES-ABLE Christ? Won’t they be jealous then! Oh sure they might disparage your EEN-VEES-ABLE Christ by saying they can’t see him, but you just remember that they are probably just worthless haters of Christ and just don’t get it.
As a side note don’t let your pet pee on the rug your EEN-VEES-ABLE christ stands upon, EEN-VEES-ABLE Christs don’t like that.
Typical Weinland stuff. Jerusalem is “spiritual”, and Jesus will return “invisibly”.
That is one one small step away from atheism…all of it is “invisible” a.k.a. NOT REAL…
New version of The Emperor’s New Clothes Armstrongist style
Once upon a time, an Emporer was conned into buying invisible clothes that didn’t exist and paraded himself around in public nude (eeeewww!). Everone was told that whoever could not see the clothes was a fool.
As the Emporer led his procession through the streets, a boy yelled, “The Emporer is naked and has a nasty rash!”.
The parents looked embarassed as everyone turned with their scowels toward the offending youth. He was shushed up.
The parents took him home and hoped for the best, but shortly after dark the Emporer’s guard came knocking on the door and dragged the boy away. He was put into an insane asylum and doped up on drugs. No one came and saw him for fear, even his parents never came.
Decades passed and he grew into an old man who was alone and institutionalized. No one ever talked to him.
When he died, there was no funeral and he was put into an unmarked grave.
And the moral of the story is that if you know the truth, you’d very well better keep quiet about it.
Or at least, if the Armstrongists were in power, that’s how the story would always end.
Am I reading Ron is saying it is a “spiritual death”? or is that just what he will come up with when Ronnie and the mrs. don’t die physically? If he is going to use that excuse it certainly differs from what he has said in the past. How can we watch them die on TV if it is spiritual? Would like him to explain that! I don’t get PKG followers anymore. How can they plan on watching the 2 witnesses die on TV with such anticipation and joy, and now they won’t see it. That would have to be a huge disappointment for them! So much for popcorn and a cold beer..
No wonder Ron can’t keep his lies straight, with so many, who could!!!! I know he makes my head spin..and not in a good way.
Mike, how in the world can you keep up with so many changes Ron makes. God speed Mike, God speed.
Indeed, Helen! How will the whole world WATCH RW die spiritually and CELEBRATE by giving each other gifts, unless he turns his IRS case into “death”. No wonder he is smiling and laughing during his sermons. He knows the PKG will believe anything he tells them if he repeats the lie enough times…
Actually, Ron only has to state a lie once. And only the lamest excuse is needed for a failure. PKG members will parrot it without any critical thinking.
Keeping track of Ronnie’s continual timeline compression is challenging. He’s at the point where he has to parse previous statements of his own for hidden meaning. Ultimately, he will use his easy button, It’s Spiritual.
Nice “info-mercial” whisper! Thanks for the chuckle.
My casserole was YUMMY! No tribulation in the trousers yet…although I have quesadillas and refried beans scheduled for tonight!
Hasn’t Ron said just recently that the resurrection of the 144000 would not be seen? Like you all have said, he has said so many things that are contradictory that he will just turn it into so big misunderstanding or we were “reading something into it”!
This is his favorite excuse for his crap lately.
LOL Chacha.. so no tribulation in the trousers yet hey.. give it time… lol you are too funny, but I hear ya girl!!!
Oh well Avalo. I guess not buying gifts will save us some $$$. Of course to see those 2 go away would be worth it.. By that I mean skip to another country and get lost!
Chacha, Here is what Ron had to say about the 144,00 in his latest sermon. Word for word.
“There are going to be 144,00 that are going to hear preaching, from festival to festival, Sabbaths, around the world, because that’s what they’re going to be doing, they’re going to be doing a lot of preaching, a lot of different areas, to God’s people, to the world. What an incredible thing to go to the Feast Of Tabernacles and have members of the God family there, see, and not just one but on a rotating basis (whining laugh)
You can hear from a different one every day, because they can move quickly, see, they can go to another fea-they can speak three times around the world in the same day, maybe more, how awesome is that?
How many sites can they attend? Ah seriously, it’s-it’s like in the future, we don’t think things like that, but, to think that a being, a member of the God family, can work in one area with people during the daylight portion of eight hours, go on to the next portion of eight hours, and then another portion of eight hours, and not have to even sleep and all those things that, that you’re going to be bogged down with, that aren’t there, anyway, or are those in the millennium”. End of Ron’s word for word commentary.
Ron said festival highlights will not only include two hour sermons each day, but as an added bonus members of the God family will be popping up at feast sites around the world to chat with feast attendees for an hour or two before each sermon. God family members may even be able to get in as many as four feast sites in a single day. How awesome is that?
So he thinks that the millennium is going to be like what Ron likes to do – travel and speak at feast sites? That preaching is going to be the “highlight” of the millennium? And he thinks that’s awesome? And for the people LISTENING to all that preaching, THEY’RE going to think it’s awesome? That’s his idea of utopia??? And these poor pkg people sit there NOW and listen to Ron speak for hours every week, and they have to look forward to this kind of thing EVERY DAY? What kind of thinking is that? Preaching what? I don’t think I want to know.
This is evidence that Ron is just speaking from the top of his egotistical, power-hungry head.
And I suppose this “knowledge” of how the ‘World Tomorrow’ will be was inspired by God(?). Must be a lot of fun for RW to be able to say any stupid, non-factual religious nonsense you want and know that your flock doesn’t want to think for themselves and question it.
I am finding it harder and harder to feel sympathy for any of the PKG watching them sit there and not think for themselves when the PROOFS of Ronald Weinland’s lies and evil are everywhere. How incredibly stupid does one have to be in order to believe RW as each new prophesy fails and the list of RW’s lies and failures grows longer and longer?
At this point in the game even Forrest Gump would be running for the door!!
Atrocious, my thoughts exactly. And Avalo, ditto for you.
Atrocious: It WILL be Utopia…Utopia for all the bastards who want unlimited and unquestioned, selfish power.
Not a single ” And the children won’t have to suffer from disease”, or “Praie God that the mentally and physically handicapped won;t have to live in shame and misery anymore…”. Nope. It’s all about AUTHORITY, and having a high RANK and RONALD WEINLAND being glorified, and the God Family having SPECIAL POWERS, and the 144,000 being CELEBRITIES having SPECIAL POWERS that only they get to have. F*cking sickening! Like people will be lining up eagerly to talk to the Most Holy People, and that is the fulfillment of their lives on earth…to TALK TO RONALD WEINLAND AND PRAISE HIM for Eternity. NOTICE HOW JESUS CHRIST AND YAHWEH HAVE NO ROLE IN THE FEAST!
“Out of the way, Jesus! I can’t see Ronald Weinland getting into his limo…”
TOP FOUR THINGS OVERHEARD AT THE 2012 FEAST OF TABERNACLES IN JERUSALEM:
1.” Jesus, could you put in a good word for me with Ronald Weinland? I was hoping he would come speak to our Book Club next month…”
2.” I wonder who will be giving the LGD sermon: Weinland or Harrell?”
3. (Jesus speaking to RW): “Hey Ron, I was going over my notes for next Sabbath’s sermon and I was wondering if you would take a look at them to make sure I have interpreted Scripture properly…”
4. “Moses and I almost got to talk to Ronald Weinland at the book signing, but Noah was getting his picture taken with him, and he ran out of time.”
Avalo, Your top four can’t be topped. Not even by Ronald Weinland.
TOP FIVE THINGS GOING THROUGH RONALD WEINLAND’S MIND ON MAY 27TH WHEN JESUS DOESN’T RETURN
1. Oh, thank God. I would have really been screwed if I was right!
2. Take that Camping, now we’re tied!LOL!
3. Well, back to my bathroom mirror to practice my “shocked” face for next Sabbath.
4. Man, I can’t wait to reveal the next Truth to those idiots about how God wants them to “tithe” by taking turns doing light yardwork around my house!
5. *Yawn*…I wonder what’s on HBO tonight…
That about sums it up Avalo, and a big LOL!! While watching HBO I think though he will be basking in the green $$.. is it basking or basting? I can hear him now, “Laura dear, please take out another bucket of $$ and pour it on me, the smell of it is so soothing”.. Laura says, “Hey Ronnie dear, GET OFF YOUR FAT ARSE and GET IT YOURSELF!!!!! Who do you think got us to where we are now? We sure in the hell couldn’t have got here on your brains.! You just preached a bunch of bulls**t and scared people. I had to make sure I kissed everyone’s butt for money and play the nice silent beotch with this stupid fake smile on my face..”
Basking would be the closest to being”right”. Basting is moistening meat with a sauce or melted butter. Basking is to enjoy warmth of the sun or the warmth of human feeling like love or applause.
Personally, I would say “rolling around delighted” in the money, but I suppose “basking” works if Ron is feeling some kind of warm glow inside from the money. English is not my first language so I tend not to be too critical of semantics…I don;t want to be a hypocrite!
Yes Avalo, “Basking” in the LOVE of money, money, money.. Basting of course would be like when I bast my turkey. hmmm I guess concerning Ron, whats the difference. They both end up with a bunch of stuffing. Or shall I say hot air.
When I first stumbled across Weinland on the Internet, about 6 years ago, it didn’t take long to figure out what his game was. I wondered at that time, why would God lead me to COG-PKG? I mean He often leads me to other’s teachings and preachings, usually with some gain in it for me. But this time?
Then I realized, it was to help understand Matthew 24. To illustrate to me just what kind of false teachers, preachers, and prophets would come in the times before the end. Ron, was a golden example of such.
At the VERY beginning, I almost was taken in by Ron. What he taught, what he prophecied, appealed to something inside me. It was exciting! This guy seems to have some vison.
Yeah, he’s got vision allright.
So, I did learn something of value from Ron. When Jesus says even the very elect could be deceived, I’m a believer. And when the true Anti-Christ and False Prophet do appear on the scene, they will be FAR smoother and much more convincing that Weinland. Assuming I’m still alive then, which in light of how much remains to be fulfilled, I doubt, I’ll be ever more watchful than before. Thanks to God’s lesson of Weinland and COG-PKG.
And, if he says “awesome” one more time, I’m going to pull out my hair and scream.
I think it is odd that Ronald Weinland is upholding the whole idea of Tradition above the authority of Christ’s teachings, like the Pharisees upheld strict laws over the ‘spirit’ of the Law.
He is doing the same thing Jesus decried in the very people that brought about his death (the Sanhedrin).