This Guest Predicted the Collapse of the U.S. Economy and Natural Disasters

False Prophet Ronald Weinland conducted his last radio interview over 2 years ago.  Since the end of his current timeline is quickly approaching, he is seeking more interviews.  In an attempt to generate a little Sixth Thunder action, Ron published an ad in this month’s issue of a trade publication for radio talk show hosts seeking guests.  Here is the text of his ad {with additional commentary from me}.

——————-  Ronnie’s Ad —————-
In the past three years, our world has experienced devastating natural disasters, a rise in terrorism and declining economies. Nations are falling apart in the face of this instability and unrest among citizens. Are these just random events, or is there a larger force and plan at work?  {Yes.  To the “random events”. No larger force here.}
Ronald Weinland says the global turmoil is not random. In fact, he says it is a predicted in the Book of Revelation and these are all signs that we’re in a countdown of the final years of man’s self-rule on Earth. {“Years” now, huh?  Thought you were claiming months.} Weinland has dedicated his life to revealing the truth {Ron wouldn’t know truth if it came up and kicked him in the heinie.}about the Apostle John’s revelations and warning mankind about changes that must be made.
Ask Weinland to explain:
• How the European Union will rise as the last revival of the Holy Roman Empire.{And how long has that imminent development been prophesied?}
• Why he says we’re on the brink of World War III.  {Oh, do tell.}
• The Seven Trumpets of the Seventh Seal. {Let’s start with the First Trumpet.  Where the heck is all that “exactly what it means” dead vegetation?}
• The Seven Thunders of the Book of Revelation.  {Let’s talk about the Fifth Thunder, that is the first phase of the fifth thunder that was to prove you as a prophet of God.  How’s that working out?  How many of these specific individuals have died?}
• What will happen when Jesus returns on May 27, 2012.  {Let’s hear about what happens on May 28, 2012 when Christ doesn’t return.}
CREDENTIALS: Ronald Weinland has been a minister in the Church of God for 25 years. {.. a little math here… Hmm.  What were you doing before 1986?}  He travels extensively speaking to congregations in the United States, Canada, Europe and Australia and his live sermons are broadcast on the Internet. An end-time prophet of the God of Abraham, his books have been read in more than 160 countries. His latest book is 2008: GOD’S FINAL WITNESS. Visit www.ronaldweinland.com.  {Instead, how about visiting the page which analyzes his latest book in detail.}
AVAILABILITY: OH, nationwide via arrangement and telephone {And maybe from a prison cell if you wait too long.  Weinland’s criminal trial is scheduled for March 20, 2012.  He is under indictment for income tax fraud, using church funds for personal use without declaring that as income.}

———————  End of Rotten Ronnie’s ad —————-

Now’s your chance to comment.  What questions you you suggest the radio talk show ask of our most formidable prophet?

Here are a few of my questions:

So when exactly will the U.S. Economy collapse?  (It hasn’t collapsed so far.)

So when exactly will the global economy collapse?  Will it happen during 2011 as you prophesied in posting on your blog dated Feb 25, 2011? (“We have now entered the year for total economic collapse, with worldwide tribulation and destruction.“)

Which specific natural disasters did you predict?  Be specific as to timing, location, type of disaster, and impact which you predicted in advance to that level of detail.

It will be interesting to see if God’s most formidable prophet and the Spokesman of the Two Witnesses gets any interviews out of this ad.  Even an interview with a small radio station in a small market, much less a major market or even a nationally syndicated show.  If you become aware of an interview, please let us know about it.

42 Comments

  • Whisper01 says:

    Go get em Ronnie! I for one truely pray that he gets his big chance and gets on all kinds of radio shows! If only for the chance to hear him lie and lie and lie… It’s always worth a laugh. On the flip side ite would give his cult the increased chances of recruiting more money givers and further his ugly little career. Action – reaction, physics is as physics is. I want to hear more outrageous lies and mental fabrications! Go Ronnie go! Come on, entertaine me! 🙂

  • chacha says:

    So…the United States of America has what…9 days left to “collapse completely” as you “prophecied” in a recent post. How exactly will this happen? Has it been revealed yet? or do we have to wait for it to happen and THEN you as the world’s MOST talented “hindsight prophet” (is that an oxymoron?) will tell us how it occurred?

    As a follow-up question, when exactly will it be “revealed” what EXACTLY means?

    The WHOLE world is waiting to hear Ron….tick tick tick…the clock is ticking…

  • I would just love to ask him whether he is a sociopath or a psychopath — that’s a real Mystery of the Ages right there!

    And I would suggest that if he really wants to get an audience, he should bring a guest: I suggest Roderick Meredith.

    I’d “Pay for View” on that one!

  • chacha says:

    They could be given paintball guns and they could shoot at each other when they disagree…

    which would mean they would be covered in paint…or what was that kid show….with the slime? That would be better.

    I think Ron is a socio-psychopath. They would have to invent a new category for him….put him in a lab and study him.

    He makes me gag.

  • chacha says:

    SO happy my husband has stopped referring to xmas commercials as “sick” or “disgusting”. He doesn’t flick off the radio when a “sexy” song comes on….(hubba hubba! ) 😉

    I think the poison is wearing off on him too! YAY!

  • Helen Terlecki Wright says:

    Chacha.. HuRrah .. I am so happy your husband is showing signs of getting at least some of Rons crap out of his head. It might take a bit longer, but it will get out. You sound so much happier, which you should be jumping with joy. I truly am happy, happy happy.. I know it isn’t easy, but it will be worth it.. I did’t know we weren’t suppose to listen to sey songs in PKG.. Well then hubba hubba away girlfriend!! 🙂

  • J says:

    He’s still going full steam towards May 27, 2012, even upping the ante by spreading that message to the public as much as he can. I don’t understand how he’s going to backpedal from this if he continues. I’m sure he still will, but he’s setting himself up for a much bigger fall than he needs to. All he needs to do is tell his followers to hunker down, keep a low profile, and wait for the end to come, and do the same himself. Why all the hoopla? Why involve those who would mock him once the time passes? I guess we’ll see soon once his escape plan is unveiled.

    I think Weinland learned all the wrong lessons by the Harold Camping fiasco this past year. If you’re going to be a crazy false prophet, please try to keep a low profile.

  • Avalokiteshvara says:

    Here are my questions:

    1. Why did you not admit you were a false prophet, like you said you would last time?
    2. Why are you such an asshat?
    3. A train is heading South at 100 mph and another train on the same tracks is heading North at 101 mph. If they are 300 miles apart when they start, how long will it be until the engineers realize that you are an asshat?

  • Question for RW: You are worthless.

    Actually, not a question.

  • Jocko says:

    Personally I would like to see Ronnie go back on the Mike McConnell show. His 3/6/09 interview with Mike is one of my favorites. During the interview Ron keeps telling Mike that the economy has collapsed, but Mike disagrees saying “No it hasn’t, I’m at work, and after work I can go to the mall, the gas station, etc”. I can just imagine the fireworks if Ronnie did another interview with Mike.

  • Kirrily Xpkg says:

    I feel like Camping has taken most the Doom Day limelight. Kind of ‘old news’. My bet is he won’t get many bites.

    So glad to hear your news Chacha! Go Chacha’s hubbie!!

  • Atrocious says:

    If he DOES get any bites, I would imagine it would be simply to mock him live on the radio. After all, he’s peddling his book that is already outdated and nothing has happened. I can’t imagine wanting to go any more public to make more of a fool of himself.

  • Steve says:

    When jesus (which really means hail zeus but thats another story) doesnt return on may 27, perhaps ron is plannin on claimin HE is jesus lol….he has gone through many of the job titles so far so why not messiah as a final one…..stranger things have happened…of course…if he is not in prison by then (fingers crossed)…

  • Avalokiteshvara says:

    STEVE:

    Jesus is NOT “Hail Zeus”. “Zeus” in Greek is ZEUV, Jesus’ second syllable is SOUV (“sous”). Not the same, and NOT the same derivative from Hebrew (IHSOUV).

    You learn these things after being an atheist for decades…

  • Avalokiteshvara says:

    Besides, the name “Jesus” is the English way of saying the Latin “Iesu”, which comes from the Greek which comes from…etc, etc.

  • Avalokiteshvara says:

    …Yet another defence of jesus by me, the ATHEIST. LOL!! 🙂

  • martin says:

    I wonder if Ronald will skip out of town, just before the trial? In his mind, he has a mission to complete (despite not fulfilling one ounce of any prophecy as a prophet, so far).
    So his reasoning would be to “obey God”, rather than men, and that would mean he is obliged to leave the country.

    Unless he truly believes his lawyers can keep him out of jail…

    But even if they did (I think he might be able to pull it off), he would be wiped out financially.

    Does anybody know what his net worth is? The house is what…around 350k I think….but outside of that, what reserves would he have to tap into?
    Are the PKG’s financials open to the public?

  • jack635 says:

    I have a question for Ron:

    Will the U.S. be able to elect a president on Tuesday, November 6th 2012?

  • jack635 says:

    oh, one more question please Mr Weinland.
    Will a president be sworn into office in January 2013? Thank you.

  • Mike (DDTFA) says:

    Jack, Weinland’s answers to your questions will be “No” and “No”. God’s Government will be in force on this earth and there will be no need for elections as the 144,000 elect who can’t think for themselves will now impose perfect government.

  • The wonderful world tomorrow: More dysfunctional incompetence. As if we don’t have enough already.

  • randy terlecki says:

    great news chacha!!!!!!!!

  • Richard says:

    How do you plan to get to Jerusalem without a passport?

  • Atrocious says:

    Can you turn my glass of water here into wine?

  • Mike (DDTFA) says:

    No, but he’ll turn it into blood. That is when he gets his Witness Powers. Which will be …. Real Soon Now. Has to be, since he has an appointment with a Jerusalem street 5 months from tomorrow.

  • chacha says:

    Atrocious, the answer would be no…but he could turn to your glass of water and whine when nothing happens!!
    HA

    Good one Richard. I’d like to know that too. Maybe he will be smuggled out in Johnny’s suitcase.

    The “final” real-live actual for-real 1/2 time begins on January 8th. Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. Are you ready for it?

    Got plenty of cans of soup and veggies….*sigh*

  • randy terlecki says:

    maybe we can get him a skit on Saturday night live (called chicken little the sky is falling) that is like an interview they can laugh at like they did in Toronto LIVE FROM NEW YORK CITY ITS TIME

  • I do believe in miracles, the greatest of which is people still believe in this nitwit, False Prophet Ronald Weinland — it defies logic, science and nature, so it must be a miracle.

  • Tom says:

    Ron’s interview on the Edge has been taken off of the internet radio show’s archives.

  • Jocko says:

    News reports just came in stating there were two large earthquakes in New Zealand. One was at least 5.2 on the Richter scale but I didn’t catch the strength of the second one. Do you think Ron and his fellow PKGer’s are hoping for massive death and destruction? Sorry to disappoint you Ronald Weinland but so far there are no reported injuries, damage or loss of life.

  • Avalokiteshvara says:

    An earthquake in New Zealand…about as “rare” as seeing a palm tree in L.A….Ron would be really grasping at straws if he tries to use this one as a “proof”.

  • Jocko says:

    I hear you Avalo but seeing how the PKG membership accepts anything Ron says as gospel it wouldn’t put it past him.

  • So… to what is The Journal um… Journaling all of this material about Ronald Weinland, or is it such a whitewash con job over there at that rag that the indictment hasn’t even come up?

  • Mike (DDTFA) says:

    Do you have the very latest edition of “The Journal”? Thielogical Bob says in a recent post on his blog that it is mentioned in the electronic copy he just received. I don’t get “that rag” myself, will have to check out my parents’ print copy the next time I visit.

  • David Frisko Teacher says:

    My philosophic theology, Eternitarian-Integrationism, holds that Jesus is the 2nd Adam and that Ayn Rand is the 2nd Eve. Don’t you think that a truly CARING God (even though in this world it is impossible in my not humble opinion for any living being to be ALL-KNOWING or ALL-POWERFUL though all-caring about each and every soul in the eternal scheme of things). I think that NOW is the time for the end of the world in the sense that it would be the end of the Dishonesty, Corruption and abuse to a blessed state on THIS EARTH. This is variously called: “The New Jerusalem,” “God’s Heavenly Kingdom on Earth,” “The Age of Aquarius,” “The Most Great Peace,” “Peace on Earth,” or a macro version of “Galt’s Gulch.”
    Yours truly,
    David Frisko Teacher
    DBA: America’s Teacher

    P.S. The following are the words on a self-inking stamp that I made and have used a lot of times on my mailed letters: “D/B/A America’s Teacher who is also and independent philosophic theologian and a Visionary Ideological Mediator whose mission is to promote the protection of the Divine-Natural Rights of all human beings on this earth to ensure a lasting peace.”

  • Avalokiteshvara says:

    AYN RAND? Easily one of the most narcissistic, un-empathetic humans to ever slither through philosophy and literature.

    I say this with no hate or malice…but you are not thinking rationally, David, and I suggest you seek psychiatric help…

  • Kirrily XPKG says:

    I just wet myself.

  • jack635 says:

    David Bent Ariel, is that you? I see your Antenna is still bent. You have the determination and stamina to doggedly stick to your beliefs. Imagine what you might be able to do if you throw out your Armstrongism, and actually sit down and read the four Gospels. You think you believe in Jesus. Any of the Gospels say you don’t.

  • jack635 says:

    So I guess now you will do your standard reply and little preaching and leave your link to buy your book, right?

  • jack635 says:

    Oh I almost forgot. Don’t forget to go to several posts and leave an obscure comment with your link.

  • Mike(DDTFA) says:

    Ben Ariel died of AIDS a year or so ago.

  • jack635 says:

    Oh……well, my apologies to David Frisco Teacher. I thought you were a lost soul named David Ben Ariel. Looks like he’s not lost anymore.