Pentecost Comes Early For Ron

If you get next year’s calendar, and start counting days with day #1 being January 31, when you reach the count of day #50 you will be at March 20.  January 31 is the date that False Prophet Ronald Weinland’s criminal trial for tax evasion was scheduled during the arraignment.  March 20 is the new scheduled date determined yesterday afternoon during the hearing to consider Weinland’s motion to continue.  Note: in later court action, the trial was continued yet again, to June 4, 2012.

————-  Text of Judge’s Order ——————–

On December 12, 2011, this action was called for a hearing on the defendant’s motion to continue the trial scheduled to begin January 31, 2012. The United States was represented by Assistant United States Attorney Robert McBride. Defendant Ronald E. Weinland was present and represented by Robert Webb, retained counsel. The proceedings were recorded by official court reporter, Lisa Wiesman. The Court having heard counsel and being sufficiently advised, it is hereby ORDERED as follows:

1. The defendant’s motion to continue [Record No. 14] is GRANTED. The trial date of January 31, 2012, is vacated and the jury trial is rescheduled for March 20, 2012, beginning at 10:00 a.m., with counsel to be present at 9:30 a.m.

2. The pretrial conference previously scheduled for January 17, 2012, is continued until March 12, 2012, beginning at 3:30 p.m., at the United States Courthouse in Covington, Kentucky.

3. Pursuant to 18 U.S.C. § 3161(h)(7)(B)(iv), the time period between January 31, 2012, and March 20, 2012, is excludable delay under the Speedy Trial Act. The Court finds that failure to grant a continuance of the length outlined above would deny the defendant reasonable time necessary for effective preparation, taking into account the exercise of due diligence. Further, the ends of justice served by continuing the trial date in this case outweigh the best interest of the public and the defendant in a speedy trial.

4. The defendant shall remain on bond and conditions of release previously imposed.

This 13th day of December, 2011. /s/ Judge Reeves

———— End of Judge’s Order —————-

That’s an additional seven weeks for Weinland’s legal team to march around the Jericho of the governments case ….  Oh, heck.  I’ve been listening to Weinland for too long.  I’m starting to spiritualize and look for numeric significance in everything.  😀  The 49-day delay is somewhat less than the 180 days requested in the motion to continue.  But hey — Ron has his daughter/senior elder/bookkeeper Audra to help the defense team sort through all those financial transactions — it ought to be a snap.

With the continuance, Ron now has until March 8th to reach a plea agreement with a reduction in sentence based on “thinking differently”.

With Passover on the evening after sunset on April 5, only 2 weeks and 2 days after the trial’s new start date, the trial and jury deliberations will need to proceed apace and Weinland’s lawyers need to have a winning case for Ron to be able to conduct Passover “down under” as he had planned.  And it doesn’t look like he’ll be going to Toronto in February.

Following that will be Ron’s motion to continue the return of Jesus Christ.



  • Kirrily Xpkg says:

    Lmao, I bet Ron was so hoping for the 180 days, probably had a sermon ready for that many days significance. He’ll have to revise it now to a 50 day special meaning.

    Mmmmm, he really doesn’t have too long now to decide whether to keep going with the May date, or change it to the 7 year trib.

    Of course, he could stick with the May date, and the day before deliver a ‘New Truth’ sermon, being the REAL beginning of the Physical Tribulation (following the current 3.5 ‘spiritual’ one).

    Oh Ronnie, Ronnie, Ronnie, you are really sooooo pathetic.

    As I will be blissfully busy with my baby boy in early Feb, I won’t have the time to keep such a watch on his antics – I suspect it will be yet another anti climax – I’m still betting he will change it to a 7 year trib any time now.

    7 is after all, the number of completion! Lmao.

  • Avalokiteshvara says:

    Oh man, Mike (DDTFA) you are amazing! I thought I was good at keeping abreast of such news, but you are the MASTER. I am deeply grateful to you and your “pro bono” blogging.

    You are a light of hope in a landscape cluttered with the dark forces of Mordor!!

  • Mike (DDTFA) says:

    I think this one is a Don’t Drink the Flavor Aid exclusive.

    While a trial sooner rather than later is better, this has its good points. Too close to Passover to book his flight and get advanced purchase pricing even if he wins in court. 7 more weeks to watch him maneuver. And settled before the 2nd Pentecost.

  • J says:

    I take it any further requests for postponement will be denied? March 20th or bust?

    Funny that Ron prophecied that the US is no longer a world power (at least, according to his book), yet it still has the power to control his whereabouts. Ronald Weinland, the supreme WITNESS, whom can control weather, kill his enemies with fire, and call down plagues, and yet he can’t even get past airport security.

  • jack635 says:

    Why am I not surprised? History has shown me that every date associated with the name Ronald Weinland has been changed. I wonder if his legal team asked for a continuance based on the Christmas season. That would be too funny. Oh well, now we wait for the first day of spring to find out what happens to Ron.

    Good reporting Mike. Well done. Have you been sitting in the back row of the courtroom?

  • Avalokiteshvara says:

    I think MIke should be included in the upcoming Avenger film as “The Troubler”, a super advanced crime fighting hero who uses the Internet to battle false prophets. In this week’s episode, The Troubler does war with The Changer, a religious villain so evil he can’t commit to a single course of action!

  • jack635 says:

    Well Mike, still no change on Ron’s blog about upcoming trips. I guess after court they went straight to the clubhouse to get hammered at that nice cherry wood bar.

  • Mike (DDTFA) says:

    I can’t tell for sure, Jack. Is that cherry wood? (See picture added to post above).

  • jack635 says:

    Beautiful isnt it? I won’t enjoy that kind of luxury unless I win the lotto.

  • Mike (DDTFA) says:

    Or you could lose your ethics and start a cult!!

  • jack635 says:

    Or become a preacher without a real church building.

  • jack635 says:

    lol. Exactly. cults pay off big.

  • Atrocious says:

    This is just another example of how ron has no power – none! He asked for 180 day continuance and got 50. Hah! AND, he HAS to do what the judge orders OR ELSE! But there’s no “or else” on ron’s part because he has absolutely no power. Like Jackie Gleason used to say, “How sweet it is!”

  • 50 day continuance.

    Let’s dub this “The Pentecost Continuance”.

  • jack635 says:

    I’ve been listening to Weinland for too long. I’m starting to spiritualize and look for numeric significance in everything.

    Weinland’s continuance motion was in courtroom 4E at 3pm. If you add 4+3 you get 7. Seven is a powerful number according to Ron. I wonder if Judge Reeve’s gavel makes a thunderous sound when he brings it down.

  • chacha says:

    *hic* MORE WINE of the Wrath of the FORNICATION of the…(how does that go?)

    Anyway….MORE WINE!!!!


    yeah. Good one.

  • randy terlecki says:

    hey guys, i was thinking false prophet had everybody fast 4 us 4 two days to save us. why don’t we all fast 2 days to save him from the I.R.S. criminal division after he was arrested and his pass port pulled . pour ron!

  • chacha says:


    Haha Randy.

  • Avalokiteshvara says:

    Believe me, when my wife and I drink the wine of the Wrath of the Fornication, there is no “wrath”, believe me! Just the wine and the fornication. Well, not even the wine really…Sometimes not even the fornication if it has been a long day.

    For example yesterday we drank the wine of “go to bed early after I showered then she stayed up reading for an hour or so while I went straight to sleep, but not before cleaning out the cat’s litter box, and kissing the little Asian Hordlets goodnight”.

  • Mike(DDTFA) says:

    Better idea. Ron fasts 40 days juat like Jesus. He keeps comparing to him.

  • Avalokiteshvara says:

    Better yet…Ron fasts for 3.5 years…to symbolically mark the Tribulation!

  • chacha says:

    How about he JUST GOES AWAY!

    probably not.

    More whine of the fornicating wrathers…coming up!

  • jack635 says:

    How about he just gets LOCKED AWAY!

  • Avalokiteshvara says:

    Forni-ma-cation?! Hey, that sounds like a good idea. I’ll go check in with the wife and see if it’s on the menu tonight!! Whoo-hoo!

  • chacha says:

    life is good.

    best without wRONg and pkg

  • chacha says:

    oooh….and really really great with CHOCOLATE!

    and coffee….and fornicating fun-filled nights…(or days)


    sigh….and a nap. Naps are good too.

  • Avalokiteshvara says:

    Naps, chocolate, and sexy time…just as Science AND God intended…

    …ohhh the wonderful times we straight men and lesbians have!

  • Helen Terlecki Wright says:

    Randy, I really don’t think the PKG will pray for us in a good way, BUT I think they are having that 2 day prayer for Ron while he is going through this horrible time he has brought on himself.
    If Ron has them praying for us in a good way then he has condriticted himself from last lecture. Knowing them, there is no way they would pray for us let alone fast for 2 days. Never did that when I was in. It was always fasting and praying for Ron..

  • Avalokiteshvara says:

    Funny how praying for those who are going through hard times is cautioned against by Ron, BUT praying for RON is godly because he supposedly has God’s spirit.

    Prayer is ordained by God as “godly”, ESPECIALLY when it is for your”enemies”. Technically we are Ron’s enemies” thus God commands we love those we hate. I try to, but I am NOT under God’s jurisdiction by my own choice. BUT Ron says that he and his followers ARE responsible to God in their actions, thoughts, and beliefs. Thus they ARE required to act Godly towards us, including prayer for us if they choose to. But they are not forbidden or warned against praying for us by God. So Ron;s caution is against God’s teachings on compassion and forgiveness = False Prophet!!

    Helen (and whoever else here is Christian), you are a REAL, good Christian. You have shown the actual Biblical fruits of the spirit, proven by your words and actions on this site. Maybe the PKGers need to see this so they can have something to compare to Ron’s “Christianity”. So you and every other Christian here are setting a good example for the PKGers (and the rest of us who are of varying beliefs).On behalf of myself at least, please continue to be who you are and offer what you feel is good Christian analysis of Ron’s theology and the Bible. You and Rany are a great example of struggling for actual truth. I think your example, and the example set by Kirrily and Chacha in coming out of the CoG-PKG can give strength and hope to those still psychologically trapped by Ronald Weinland.

    At the very least you have partially (and respectfully) tamed one rather aggressive atheist named Avalokiteshvara! 🙂

  • J says:

    It just goes to show how much PKGers pay attention to the Bible. I’m sure the hierarchy of their influence is:

    Ron’s mouth > Groupthink > Ron’s books >>> Bible >>>>>>>> “Blind” relatives not in PKG >>>>>>>>>> Reality

  • Kirrily Xpkg says:

    I reckon you’ve got that right J.

    I remember Wayne saying to us once that we didnt really even need the Bible. God was putting it all into our minds after all. God told Ronnie first of course, and IF (yes, IF), God was with us, we would be in agreement with Ron.

    Pretty sick.

    At least in Garners splinter, the first focus was the Bible, then his booklets – IMO.

    I never read the Bible more whilst in Garners splinter, and never read it less in PKG.

  • Avalokiteshvara says:

    I think Garner Ted was totally wrong too, but at least he exhibited human traits. The guy really enjoyed the ladies, and admitted he was a skirt chaser when he was caught (and kept on doing it). I admire his honesty. I would laugh like a hyena if the courts reveal that Ron spent some of the undeclared money on ‘rent boys’ in Hawaii! Or it was revealed that he has a sex tape floating around the Internet, pr BETTER yet Laura has a sex tape circulating on the Internet that she used church money to try and stop!

    (it’s Laura Weinland in “Silent Throat”)

  • Avalokiteshvara says:

    R.I.P Christopher Hitchens (1949-2011)

    Christopher Hitchens was a famous essayist who wrote the book ‘god is not Great: How Religion Spoils Everything”. He was a passionate writer, atheist, and human, and will be deeply missed by his fans and fellow atheists…

  • martin says:

    Ronald will not have to worry too much.

    The world will be focused on the 200 million man army crossing over to Jerusalem from eastern Asia and crushing everything in its path.

    They are due to start next week. Next week is the LATEST they could start, and fulfill bible prophecy correctly.

  • Avalokiteshvara says:

    Uh-oh. Looks like Ron will have to spiritualize that away too! God and the Bible are wrong, only wRONg is right!

  • Avalokiteshvara says:

    But just to make sure…I will keep a close watch on my wife and kids, as they are varying degrees of Asian. In fact I am keeping a close eye on my wife right now. She and I are up late, and the kids are asleep. So the kids aren’t preparing to invade Jerusalem, and I can see from across my home office that my wife is not preparing for anything right now. The cat, well she isn’t Asian so that is OK. Wait a minute…uh-oh!

    My wife is brushing her teeth!

    That’s a type of Asian preparation!! Just like dental plaque, she is going to invade Jerusalem from the inside out!!…

    Oh my God!! It’s the Dent-ocalypse!!