Archive for July, 2011

Winds of Doctrine

Sunday, July 24th, 2011

False Prophet Ronald Weinland spoke from Columbia, MO yesterday to citizens thereof whose state nickname has escaped them. God decided this time to listen to Shawn Christal’s prayer for no technical problems with the Internet audio feed.  His message dealt little with prophecy and more with emphasizing church government and how God only works from the top down through one man.  Ron is that man, despite having rebelled against God’s appointed man Joseph Tkach who succeeded God’s End Time Elijah Herbert Armstrong.

He reminded PKG members impatient for the Great Tribulation that we were blessed that it had not yet arrived although it soon would.  And how God blessed them by allowing Ron to give the 50th “Truth” sermon in 2008 the week following when he shut down the first timeline instead of having to wait 3 months for the Feast of Trumpets.

Ron spent the sermon reviewing the first of Herbie’s truths.  It appears that he will spend the sermons between now and the Feast reviewing the rest of the 50-odd truths including the ones invented by Ron.  Maybe his big Last Great Day sermon will explain how he’s still God’s apostle even though he’s not a witness.  Perhaps he won’t waste the money he’s setting aside for another Google advertising push because he’s getting more response from Europe even though it’s the US that’s supposed to primarily suffer during the 40 weeks of judgment, of which 40% has already elapsed.

Ron railed against the websites who don’t give poor Herbert Armstrong a break now 25 years after his death by ending their criticizing of him, although Herbie worship on his website and that of his member Tony Wilson is certainly OK.  Herbie’s critics have nearly committed the unpardonable sin.  I probably have committed the unpardonable sin by my criticism of God’s Two End-Time Witnesses and will be spared the Lake of Fire as it won’t be necessary to resurrect me for the Great White Throne judgment.  Also will be spared the Great Tribulation by my speedy death resulting from Weinland’s death curse against me issued over 2 & 1/2 years ago.  Sweet.

Thief in the Night

Sunday, July 17th, 2011

False Prophet Ronald Weinland delivered the second part of his sermon series about the Sardis era from Portland this weekend.  Last weekend while in Wisconsin he continued his ordination spree adding 3 new associate elders including a woman from Chicago.  Ron is adding new translations of his books and is setting up a section of his website in Italian.  Not that he has any members in Italy, but he does have an Italian member in Australia.

He gave his explanations of what Matthew chapter 24 means, that “no man knowing the day or hour” doesn’t refer to his prophecies and that Christ came like a thief in the night to some in the Sardis era.  I’m sure it makes total sense to PKG members, because after all Ron stated it.  So there.

Ron spent a good deal of the sermon on three of his favorite topics: the sabbath, tithing, and Herbert Armstrong (not necessarily in that order).  Herbert Armstrong had the authority to adjust biblical teachings on the topic, doing away with the 3rd tithe because of taxes for social programs and adjusting 1st tithe to be calculated from the net after taxes instead of the gross.  How generous of God’s apostle who as high priest was entitled to 10% of the tithe for himself to buy silver tea services and art.  His evangelists who hovered like vultures around these riches as they waited for HWA’s death will not be resurrected in the 144,000 but will have to wait until the 100-year period after the millennium.

Other than a few oblique references, Ron did not mention the impending non return of Christ next May.  Nor did he give us his prophetic insight into how the showdown between the US president and congress over the debt ceiling will play out and whether this will lead to a global economic meltdown.  I predict more of the same next weekend at which will remain only 24 of the 40 weeks of God’s wrath on the US and other scattered nations of Israel.



Saint Ron

Sunday, July 10th, 2011

False Prophet Ronald Weinland hit the road again, delivering his sermon yesterday in Minneapolis.  Elders were imported from Canada to give the prayers.  There are still too many people attending in Florida so accommodations need to be made.  Perhaps Ron could use second tithe assistance money to send people to other locations to reduce attendance.  Maybe if he offered Hawaii, he did plug that location during the announcements.

Even though 14 of the 40 weeks of judgment on the United States and the other scattered nations of Israel have elapsed, Ron took a break from listing aaaallll the unprecedented calamities to revisit Herbert Armstrong’s church era doctrines.    He focused on Sardis and Philadelphia, so this was the first of another mind-numbingly boring sermon series.  Perhaps continuing up to the Feast of Tabernacles, after which God may lead Ron to take yet another Mediterranean cruise.


Some Minor Conjecture

Sunday, July 3rd, 2011

False Prophet Ronald Weinland was back in Cincinnati this weekend.  A large crowd was on hand, from states as far away as Missouri, Mississippi, Florida and Massachusetts.  There were international visitors as well.  Gijs Van Lerberghe didn’t get enough of his spiritual idol when Ron visited his country of Belgium and was in attendance.  Ron rewarded his loyalty by allowing him to give a prayer for the 3rd out of 4 weekends in a row.

Ron continued his series on Perfection, but focused on the imperfect PKG members who cut themselves off from God’s spirit by not acting properly toward other members.  Someone was even critical recently of Ron and Laura.  Inconceivable!!!  Ron stated that he was glad that his church wasn’t larger because it wasn’t organized to handle large numbers.  But I thought that’s why God gave Ron the first timeline, so PKG could become organized.  And why God showed Ron new truths so that women could be ordained, after which Ron ordained a large number of men and women (probably around 100 by now, I would think).  Who need to be careful lest it go to their heads and they become sheriffs like Ron and Wayne.

Ron admitted that he’s not perfect and has conjectured even in his office as a prophet.  Hopefully not very much and very minor.  Newsflash!!! It’s all conjecture.  Only 27 of the 40 weeks of God’s wrath on the United States remain.