Archive for June 19th, 2011

What Are You Smoking?

Sunday, June 19th, 2011

False Prophet Ronald Weinland delivered this weekend’s sermon from the UK, making a quick trip there sandwiched between two weekends in the Netherlands.  Gijs Van Lerberghe of the Netherlands tagged along and delivered one of the prayers, which is a bit unusual as I expected that his long time UK member and elder Philip Burman would have given one of the prayers.  Hmmm.  Has there be a further diminishment in the ranks of Ron’s UK elders, with the first being Benjamin who was defrocked for not giving up his Facebook page.  Ron wondered whether he would be back in the UK next year at this time.  I think there’s an outstanding chance that he will be, just not as a spirit being.

Ron concluded his sermon series on the significance of Pentecost.  He started off with a prophecy riff from the headlines.  Well, Ron:  There could be a total global economic collapse this week triggered by the Greek debt situation, and an intense earthquake could devastate the Tennessee River valley.  But you would still be a false prophet.  With less than a year remaining in the 1260 days of your alleged prophecy, we have not seen:

  • The death of 1/3 of all vegetation as the result of the first trumpet.
  • Any “nukular” explosions in US port cities
  • The downfall of the United States despite being well past the deadline given in your holy book “2008 — God’s Final Witness”
  • Any evidence that the Asiatic hordes are mobilizing to do battle in the Valley of Megiddo, despite being well within a year, a month, a day and an hour alloted for that preparation
  • Any water turned to blood
  • Any fulfillment of your own defined test as proving yourself as a prophet of God, that being the death of 5 specific ministers
  • Nor any result from any other specific prophecy

Nor have the two witnesses breathed any fire on anyone trying to hurt them, not even the spiritual kind of death you came up with.  At least not for me, with improvement in my cholesterol numbers due to healthier habits and improvement in my personal life.