Marching on Wednesday

False Prophet Ronald Weinland was in Toronto this weekend.  The attendance was augmented by several people from the Detroit area, Terry Wrozek included. And further augmented by a family that came in late and needed the hall rearranged so they could sit together.   Ron announced the ordination last weekend of an associate elder but refused to give even her first name because of all the websites that post their names and twist and distort about them.  If any of the PKG elders and members who read my website have any corrections to the twisting and distorting about them, please leave a comment or send an email to the address on the mailbox picture to the right.  The new associate elder may be Mary Kay Giannotta, whose husband John is an elder.

Ron is desperate for evidence of the Great Tribulation, and has been reading the World Nut Daily website.  He read an entire article from their website about what a Los Angeles TV station filmed off the coast.

Much is made of the fact that the US government can’t give us a definitive answer what this is. According to Joseph Farrah, this is a missile launched from a Chinese nuclear submarine. Personally, I find the analysis on this chemtrail debunking website much more convincing — what was filmed was a contrail from an airliner which could be interpreted as a missile launch because of the angle, an optical illusion. After studying the issue, the Pentagon agrees.  On the other hand, if it really was a Chinese missile then we’ve started the year, month, day, and hour leading up to the 6th trumpet. So we should see movement by the Asiatic hordes in less than 391 days.

Ron continued to recycle his blog post from January about the curse on women. Despite the time elapsed, most men in PKG have not changed their attitude toward women. But then Ron has not allowed women to speak during services, not even to give an opening or closing prayer.

There’s a crack in the British Israelism theory inherited from Armstrong.  Ron is not sure of the identity of the tribe of Dan, although he’s sure that the UK & British Commonwealth is the tribe of Ephriam and that the melting pot of the US is the tribe of Manasseh and if that doesn’t quite fit it’s all spiritual anyway.  Ron also took a few shots at Herbie’s tame scholar, Herman Hoeh.

Ron failed to make mention last week of the end of another Half-Time that day.  I reminded him in my last post of that milestone, and he mentioned it yesterday.  So it’s now “Wednesday” in the “7 day week” of Half-Times as PKG marches around Jericho and reads blogs twisting and distorting about them, and we may have to wait til the last “day” for the Great Tribulation.

18 Comments

  • Mark says:

    Ron won’t even let his wife speak, let alone other ordained women. Who knows what wisdom they may impart to us!

    So what does all the titles he bestows on his followers mean? Nothing. Really. Title without responsibility. It keeps them tithing and filling his seats. I would bet that his highest criteria for ordination is how much they contribute.

  • Whisper says:

    Contrails, just as the article states, is witnessed from a direct line of vision viewed directly out into the Pacific. When seen from say 40 miles up or down the coast it would be much more obvious that the contrail is horizontal and moving from the Pacific inbound to the coast.
    Is this not the same site that quoted that the Gulf of Mexico oil burst at the sea bottom was “Impossible” to fix and could form a huge detonation any moment that would doom the entire coast line of the Gulf to a depth of some 50 +/- miles?
    This is scare TV in a net form, very common and only seriously looked at by the far left community, the same community that states there was no moon landing etc… etc… and proved very bogus evidence to dupe the simple minded.
    Ron quoted the whole site? Mercy but that is pathetic.

    Go Figure?

  • Atrocious says:

    “…and proved very bogus evidence to dupe the simple minded.”

    What more can I add to that?

    Simple Simon met a pieman,
    Going to the fair;
    Says Simple Simon to the pieman,
    Let me taste your ware.

    Says the pieman to Simple Simon,
    Show me first your penny;
    Says Simple Simon to the pieman,
    Indeed I have not any.

    Simple Simon went a-fishing,
    For to catch a whale;
    All the water he had got,
    Was in his mother’s pail.

    Simple Simon went to look
    If plums grew on a thistle;
    He pricked his fingers very much,
    Which made poor Simon whistle.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simple_Simon_%28nursery_rhyme%29

  • Avalokiteshvara says:

    Typical. Ron focuses on a ‘condensation trail’ in order to distract everyone from his own “con”-trail…

  • Steve says:

    Regardless…even from rons apparent viewpoint that china fired a missile…even if this was true (& no i don’t believe it) ron is still false even if the whole world was nuked tomorrow or the moon loses its orbit and heads straight to earth or some kind of super virus spread by the comon housefly eliminates the whole continent of africa overnight…IT MAKES NO DIFFERENCE as ron is still a false deceiving coward.
    On another note…i doubt israel will even let him into israel/jerusalem in 2012….i doubt they will any fanatical religious figures as they ejected many christians just before the millenium bug was “supposed” to hit and they were sayin it was the end etc…same ol, same ol.

  • jack635 says:

    Ron focuses on a ‘condensation trail’ in order to distract everyone from his own “con”-trail…

    That’s a good one!

  • Atrocious says:

    I re-wrote the Simple Simon poem to read thus: (this is simply satire, nothing more)

    Simple Ronnie met a johnnie,
    Going to the fair;
    Says Simple Ronnie to the johnnie,
    Let me taste your ware.

    Says the johnnie to Simple Ronnie.
    Show me first your penny;
    Says Simple Ronnie to the johnnie,
    Indeed I have not any.

    Simple Ronnie went a-fishing,
    For to catch a whale;
    All the water he had got,
    Was in his mother’s pail.

    Simple Ronnie went to look
    If plums grew on a thistle;
    He pricked his fingers very much,
    Which made poor Ronnie whistle.

  • Mary E. says:

    Mike

    Rev. 11 does reveal that if Ron Weinland is one of the end-time witnesses he should possess all the powers listed there.
    He should restudy Revelation , because he is wrong about Pentecost.
    Perhaps a few students of the Book of Revelation in COG-PKG, would consider a few facts about Ron W’s “50th “truth”.
    By pronouncing the return of the Messiah on Pentecost, Ron has changed the plan outlined in Revelation.
    Here are the facts:
    There are four feasts shown in Revelation that have not been fulfilled.
    These are:
    1. Feast of Trumpets (Rev. 8-19) – Takes place over the last 7 years.
    7 trumpets are blown with the Messiah returning at the last trumpet.
    2. Day of Atonement (Rev. 20) – Satan put away for one-thousand years.
    3. Feast of Tabernacles (Rev. 20) – The 1000 Year reign of Messiah.
    4. The Last Great Day (Rev. 20) – The last resurrection.

    There is no mention of the return of the Messiah on Pentecost.

  • Mike (DDTFA) says:

    Mary, while I agree with you that Weinland is wrong (obviously), I’m not ready to accept your version. Revelation is written so anyone can interpret it anyway they want.

    As far as PKG having biblical students, forget about it. Weinland has told them they don’t know how to interpret the Bible, and need to listen to his sermons and read his website. The Bible is only to be used in conjunction with Ron’s interpretations.

  • Avalokiteshvara says:

    The Revelation of John being what it is, MIKE DDTFA has told me more truth than the last book of the Bible ever has…

  • Whisper says:

    Steve makes a good point that I had not considered yet, that in 2012 Israel, as a nation, may be restricting travel into and through its land due to the conotations of 2012 and so many doomsday cults. This may be as simple as reviewing incoming traffic and stopping the most obvious nuts or as extensive as screening all travelors and seriously restricting all religious active ones without good cause to be in Israel. To Ron’s credit Israel knows nothing about Ron because of Rons ultra small tiny insignificant public profile. All he need do is not state any of his whack religious philosophy and act like simple American tourist. While in the J-City Ron need not pander to the populous as he deems them dead anyway and simply walk the streets keeping his mouth shut waiting for a death inspired by the beast. The Israely authorities need never know.
    This of course deletes the very reason for Ron and wife being in the city, dieing in the city, and being a “witness” to the world in thier deaths & resurections as no one will know, no one will be watching, no TV news crews, nothing… But if he states his true business in the nation of Israel then he may be turned away. What’s a prophet to do? It’s such a hard road…

    Go figure?

  • Mike (DDTFA) says:

    I doubt the Israelis will restrict Weinland’s trip to J-town in May, 2012. They are accustomed to dealing with all sorts of nuts. There’s even a name for it — “Jerusalem Syndrome” and a hospital (Kfar Shaul) to deal with the sufferers. The Israelis did not restrict his two trips to Jerusalem back in 2008 when he was better known from all the Google advertising he was doing then.

  • Karen Mustard says:

    Yeah….other COG splinters are saying that was a Chinese missile too. Pretty much they all still believe the Pope is the anti Christ and the Catholic Church is the great whore, China and Russia will connect and try to take over the US and Germany will somehow be involved. 🙁 I’ve heard it all before. Even when Glenn Beck says milk will soon be $12 per gallon, a loaf of bread will be $40 and we should all be storing up food I shake my head…. I remember those sermons too. I’m just over it. While I’m alive…. I’m gonna live and not get caught up in all the scare tactics from any direction.

  • Martin Ortiz says:

    Does anybody know if this is true?

    I’ve heard it from a hard core RW acolyte.

    According to him all those prophecies, ie all those plagues mentioned (6th seal Tribulation + 7th with seven trumpet plagues, and the 7 vials (7th trumpet) and their accompanying plagues), they will all occur on THE LAST DAY of the 1260 days?

    They take this from various bible passages referring to the Day of the Lord, to mean it will all occur on one single day.

    (ps. unlike many, I do believe there will be Two Prophets, who will eventually arrive on the world scene, however it is neither RW nor his wife)

  • Mike (DDTFA) says:

    All these “sevens” can be confusing, check out the “Sevens” link up in the banner at the top of this web page. According to Weinland, we have been in the 7th seal since Nov 14, 2008. Also according to Weinland, the 7th trumpet is to blow at sunset at the beginning of Pentecost in Jerusalem, and the 7 vials are to be poured out over the following 24 hours.

    It’s the first six trumpets that need continual compression, and eventually all of them will need time machines. Supposedly the first trumpet has already blown and we’re waiting on the second, although I haven’t seen 1/3 of my lawn die.

  • Avalokiteshvara says:

    OH MY GOD! It took me seven minutes today to trim about a third of my beard! It’s the END TIMES! 🙂

  • Kevin says:

    Just to keep you abreast of another failing prophecy…….the euro is somewaht floundering this side of the pond…….Ireland have needed a financial injection from the eurozone and the UK…..while spain and portugal are also in trouble….the dollar is up four cents this week against the supposed worlds next dominant currency……..

  • matt says:

    It may just come to that folks – one day we will hear Ron say it is all going to happen, only condensed into a single day. He will say so on friday, may 25th 2012.