A Historical Jump Into the Future

False Prophet Ronald Weinland spoke from a hotel next to the Providence RI airport.  He got a rental car despite the fact that it was within walking distance.  God’s most formidable prophet must still be recovering from his appendectomy.  Ron announced the death of Steve Blair of Pflugerville, Texas on Monday.  Steve was only 52 but had a history of heart problems.  Steve was also one of Weinland’s elders, making the third of them to die this year.  No matter, because they will all be resurrected in about 18 months at the same time Ron and Laura are resurrected from the streets of Jerusalem.

Update: Thielogical Bob wonders if Weinland’s death curse has boomeranged on his own church elders.  Or maybe it’s the first phase of the Fifth Thunder.  Although the COG-PKG (not “CGPFK”) has more elders than Bob thinks, it’s somewhere around 100 by now.

Ron also elevated Mitch Williams to senior elder.  Ron must have gotten over Mitch telling others that he can speak better than Weinland. Having attended Ambassador College didn’t hurt his eligibility.  Since Ron said this is the last big one, we can expect the ordinations of yet more senior elders to add to the 14 already in place.  Too bad that Ron didn’t go to Providence before the feast or Mitch could have stayed at the 5-star Venetian Resort Hotel and Casio during the last senior elders conference.

Although this was about the future, Ron spent a lot of time in the past, mentioning his party days in college in Hays, Kansas.  And attending WCG in Wichita with 600 other local members in 1969-70, and being shocked we he discovered that converted people were not perfect.  Today we have Ron as an example of that.

Ron recycled a post from his blog from January, reviewing the curse on women.  Between that and his reminiscing, he didn’t talk much about the future.  Ron must be short on his irony supplements, reading from 2 Peter 2.  For a change he didn’t mention his critics.  But this was only part 1 of a series.

17 Comments

  • Karen Mustard says:

    How bored his followers must be!

  • Rambo says:

    One would think that he might comment on the giant elephant in the room…that absolutely nothing he has said has come to pass and the end time is way past half over…

  • Avalokiteshvara says:

    Sad that his elders are dying off. I hope their families are surrounded by friends to help them through their grief. Interesting though that the mockers are still alive, Ron’s elders are dying, and Ron has had health problems. I guess Ron’s was accidentally thinking of them while he pronounced his curses. You reap what you sow Ron.

    ***MIKE***: you should get a physical to see how your cholesterol, bloodwork, heart, lungs, colon, prostate, and everything are. One its a good idea, and two, it would be really darn funny if you were in better health than when the curse was brought on. In fact, I suggest that you take on some kind of regimen that will further increase your flexibility, strength, and cardiovascular health so that when Jesus doesn’t return you are not only alive, but are a couple pounds lighter and have taken up salsa dancing!

  • Atrocious says:

    How come, with the powers the ron-god is supposed to have, he hasn’t healed his elders? Why are his “chosen ones” dying off? Doesn’t he even care for his flock at all? Well, we know the answer to that one, don’t we? Too bad he doesn’t.

  • Avalokiteshvara says:

    IN LIGHT OF MY PREVIOUS POST: I challenge all “mockers” here at this site to pursue a healthier lifestyle so that we all can enjoy the non-return of Christ in 2012 in good mental and physical health. Kirrily, Mike, Atrocious, karen, Rambo, me…everyone. Let’s all strive to eat healthier, increase health boosting activities in our lives, stop smoking, reduce our alcohol consumption to healthy levels, avoid processed and sugary foods, get regular and deep sleep, try a new hobby like swimming or distance walking. And as part of this regimen let’s strive to be a better husband/wife/life partner, lover, friend, pet owner, etc. So put down that 4th coffee, tell your cat that they indeed a good kitty, and go for a nice long walk with a friend.

    The Ron Weinland Health Challenge is ON!! I will now officially start the RWHC by giving up Diet Pepsi for a week, with the intent of gradually getting off that crap forever. I am now 270 pounds (I am 6’5″). By Christ’s non-return I will be 220.

    I DARE THE REST OF YOU TO JOIN ME…

  • Mike (DDTFA) says:

    Ron doesn’t have the power to heal. According to Revelation 11 that’s not on the list of Witness powers. Also, Ron doesn’t have the power to shut up the heavens so that it doesn’t rain. Nor does he have the power to turn water to blood or to breath fire (literal OR spiritual) on his enemies. Those must not be on the list of Witness powers in Revelation 11 either 😉

    When it comes to health, I visited my doctor for an overdue physical last spring. Since then I’ve improved my health habits, lost 10 lbs toward a healthier weight and gotten my blood pressure under control.

    You should all thank me for delaying the onset of the Great Tribulation. When Ron laid out his death curse on his mockers, he said that “it” would begin first and foremost with our deaths. So it has nothing to do with PKG’s two-day fast last year.

  • Steve says:

    Perhaps rons next job will be at a circus breathing fire to compensate…atleast he will get more of the attention he seeks there and it is also fitting if he takes up the other vacancy for the clown…or perhaps he could be a stand up comedian…all he has to do is stand there.

  • Mike (DDTFA) says:

    Ron learned to breathe fire from this guy.

    Also an update to my article: Thielogical Bob wonders if Weinland’s death curse has boomeranged on his own church elders. Or maybe it’s the first phase of the Fifth Thunder. Although the COG-PKG (not “CGPFK”) has more elders than Bob thinks, it’s somewhere around 100 by now.

  • Rambo says:

    This is so ironic. Ron curses his mockers to die and to suffer from sickness that will eat them from the inside out…and now several of his members, including elders, have died and he was hospitalized for appendicitis…Not a single thing Ron has said has yet come to pass on day 732/1290…and Ron says NOTHING about this in the sermon…even though he drones on for 2 hours…nothing…I guess everyone is relying on Matthew 24:21-22 “For then shall be great tribulation, such as was not since the beginning of the world to this time, no, nor ever shall be. And except those days should be shortened, there should no flesh be saved: but for the elect’s sake those days shall be shortened.”

  • Avalokiteshvara says:

    Actually that’s true Mike, You HAVE delayed the End Times as described in John’s Apocalypse. MIke has done more for us than RW has. Mike DDTFA has led us out of darkness and into true freedom. Where will the first FEAST OF FLAVORNACLES” be, and where do I send my tithes? 🙂

  • jack635 says:

    Ron cursed his mockers, but he also cursed some former wcg ministers. Those minisisters are alll still alive. I’ve been following the Weinland critic blogs for years and all the bloggers and commentors are still here. It seems Ron’s followers are dropping like flies and even the great ron has been cursed with continued bad health. If it were not for modern medicine Ron would be dead.

    The very book Ron professes to know so much about, condemns him for his heresy.

  • Mike (DDTFA) says:

    Given Ron’s track record, best thing you can do for your health is to get him to curse you.

  • jack635 says:

    Steve,

    Ron does not like comedians.

  • J says:

    Is Thiel not very good with acronyms?

  • Mike (DDTFA) says:

    Church of God – Preparing for the Kingdom of God is a rather awkward name, and somewhat redundant. So Thielogical Bob decides to “correct” the initialism that Ron chose.

    While I don’t agree about much with Ron, when it comes to how he chooses to identify his organization, I’ll let him have it. “PKG” is is. I have not been able to find _anyone_ else using “CGPFK” to refer to the Church of Ron.

    I think Bob’s problem is more along the line of arrogance. Bob has never put up anything on his blog that needs correction. And it’s pretty bad when James Malm whom I’ve criticized for his own prophetic dabblings accuses me of being more civil than Bob.

  • Karen Mustard says:

    Bob follows Living Church of God’s King leader, “Rod Meredith”. Bob has a ring in his nose like the rest.

  • Karen Mustard says:

    I will take the health challenge! Diet Pepsi… gone… and with the holidays fast approaching…I’ll see what else I can live without.