Ron Is Not Dead

As I expected, False Prophet Ronald Weinland resurfaced today in Las Vegas, sharing a split sermon with his chief deputy sheriff Johnny.  He did not die speedily from the inside due to appendicitis, but is recovering from that as well as a hamstring.  Johnny was not accustomed to preaching from a seated position like Ron.

Ron did not elaborate about his sickness from the inside.  He did spend several minutes cautioning members against posting pictures taken at the feast on public websites.  It seems that some are posting pictures of members and twisting and distorting.  I’m not aware of that going on.  If someone could please post a link, I’d appreciate it.

Now Ron, if you’re referring to my post earlier this week about your senior elder Steve, then explain exactly how I twisted and distorted about him.  As far as violating his privacy, if that’s what happened, why are your elders ashamed to be one of your elders?  Why wouldn’t you want the publicity, so that 10 million people will know whom to look up to be baptized in the 19 months remaining before Christ doesn’t return?  ‘splain it, Ron.  I will point out that I did not post Steve’s last name, so an employer Googling him won’t find how it is that he inflated his resume.  If I got something wrong, let me know what it is.  Otherwise, we all know who the liar, twister, and distorter is.

During the sermon, Ron revisited his ban on Facebook, referring to his former elder Benjamin whom he defrocked over Facebook and later disfellowshipped.  It seems that Ron’s membership is contracting.  Some have died since the feast, someone in Virginia and a New Zealand member struck by a car.  Fred Roberts maybe?  Also, Ann Wrozek is battling a disease she contracted from a mosquito during the feast in Hawaii.  Hopefully she will not be the third elder’s spouse (and second female elder) all in their early 50s to die since the Great Tribulation didn’t begin for the second time in December of 2008.  Also, some have left voluntarily since the feast, apparently not impressed by his 4 new “truths”.  Some have been disfellowshipped, and now that Ron has recovered from his sickness from the inside, he’ll be disfellowshipping others.

I hope this is the beginning of an avalanche, as more people come to recognize Ronald Weinland is described in Matthew 24:4-5.

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13 Comments

  • Kirrily Xpkg says:

    He may be alive, but is seems his ministry is finally starting to fall apart. How did he sound Mike? Just the same old? Any hint of frustration, fear or anger in your opinion?

    Thank you for the post!

  • Atrocious says:

    Thanks, Mike! Sounds like his paranoia is increasing. It’ll be a great day when Ron’s membership slips to zero, and the exodus will be complete.

  • Steve says:

    Not dead? dang! 🙁
    Glad some have left

  • Mark says:

    Ah, it must be nice to be put up in some swanky hotels in Las Vegas. Shouldn’t he have to produce something to earn his keep though ? Fire breathing? Fulfilled prophecies? A decent sermon? Geez. It’s so expensive to travel. Having total control of the money has its perks! RON WEINLAND HAS NO ACCOUNTABILITY AT ALL.

    He and the Mrs. like it that way. Hee Haw. Hee Haw. Hee Haw.

  • Atrocious says:

    Ha! Maybe he’ll give a fire-breathing sermon at Caesar’s Palace about gambling and the evils thereof. After all, he’s the witness, isn’t he??? Or maybe they’ll all get to witness him gambling.

  • Mike (DDTFA) says:

    Ron sounded pretty much the same. Like he could have blathered for the full instead of letting Johnny do part of it.

    Atrocious, from what I hear the latter option is a possibility.

  • Avalokiteshvara says:

    Well looks like my prediction that he wouldn’t show was wrong. Hey Ron, here’s how it is done:

    Dear Folks at DDTFA, my prediction failed therefore I am NOT either a Witness, Prophet, or Elijah. I actually am a ‘type of human’ who gets things wrong. Though I did not claim to be such, I should be honest. Therefore I am asking that you send me NO money or tithes. Rather, why not buy a bag of groceries and donate them to your local food bank? Or gie it to your local fire department or veteran’s lodge to make sure those who service the community get a little help with their pensions and health services? At the very least, gather your favorite pet in your arms and tell them that they are a good dog/kitty/hamster/lizard.

  • Whisper says:

    Oh well, false people move forward as well ya know? It wasn’t pain or mort that I was hoping for Ron, it was Realization. But Ron is pretty far gone now. He has way to many crowns on his old head to easily step back from the throne now. Prophet, Witness, The Witness, Spokesman Witness, Apostle, Elijah, and head of Gods One True Church. Thats 7 crowns and each has such a huge responsibility. No matter at this stage that they where all mentally created in Rons head, they exist now in his head (on his head?).

    Well if Ron is not going to recover then one can hope for his sheep who may regain sanity and become tired of mortal Ron.

    Go figure?

  • Karen Mustard says:

    I think there has been a falling away from membership because they are following a man and he has been gone for 3 weeks…. Things may pick up a bit now that he is back though. Folks begin to question him being the prophet if he was that ill for so long….but his charisma is back so others will hear his voice and begin to scratch their ears and follow. 🙁 Not too many … but a few hear or there…

  • Avalokiteshvara says:

    Wait a minute, Whisper! I think you are on to something! Ronald has 7 to 10 crowns on his head? And I’ll bet Laura “rides” him every once in awhile…He is the Beast written about in Revelation. Crowns, woman riding…it all makes so much sense. Whisper, I wish to receive your pamphlets and attend your weekend seminars in conference room C at the airport Holiday Inn. It is amazing to see God revealing His plan for us through his True witness on a website dedicated to revealing the False Witness!

    Petra, here we come!!!

  • Whisper says:

    Wow, hold the phone. I’m a… a… a prophet?
    Well there is no sudden light shining down on me or pidgeons flying into the sky when I said that, so guess I’m not.
    Darn, that Holiday Inn was sounding sweet! Dude I could have had pamplets and the whole lay out! Nuts…
    Oh well, the life of the false prophet is one that turns you into a Weinland and I rather think I would liketo be boiled in a lake first. But that 7 crowns idea was pretty cool ay? Maybe I can do it again? Ok… umm… Rons false? Hey a winner! Ok, Rons delusionsal, wow 2 for 2! Ok… Rons a greedy old man who is in it for the money in the long run while gaining self made glory and fame in the short run? Swish! 3 for 3. Hey this game is actually pretty easy. Ok, how about Ron is a spineless jellyfish with no guts to speak prophecy of exact events in the future that only God could make happen, ok this is to easy, I bet anyone could do it?

    Go figure?

  • Baywolfe says:

    “Religion is, indeed, the self-consciousness and self-esteem of man who has either not yet won through to himself, or has already lost himself again. But man is no abstract being squatting outside the world. Man is the world of man—state, society. This state and this society produce religion, which is an inverted consciousness of the world, because they are an inverted world. Religion is the general theory of this world, its encyclopedic compendium, its logic in popular form, its spiritual point d’honneur, its enthusiasm, its moral sanction, its solemn complement, and its universal basis of consolation and justification. It is the fantastic realization of the human essence since the human essence has not acquired any true reality. The struggle against religion is, therefore, indirectly the struggle against that world whose spiritual aroma is religion. Religious suffering is, at one and the same time, the expression of real suffering and a protest against real suffering. Religion is the sigh of the oppressed creature, the heart of a heartless world, and the soul of soulless conditions. It is the opium of the people. The abolition of religion as the illusory happiness of the people is the demand for their real happiness. To call on them to give up their illusions about their condition is to call on them to give up a condition that requires illusions. The criticism of religion is, therefore, in embryo, the criticism of that vale of tears of which religion is the halo.”

    –Karl Marx

  • angel says:

    Yawn……