Archive for October 9th, 2010

Ron’s Demise

Saturday, October 9th, 2010

False Prophet Ronald Weinland failed to deliver a sermon for the second weekend in a row, with Johnny Harrell filling in for him today.  The last time he missed delivering a sermon two weeks in a row was in the summer of 2005 when he had a heart attack and missed 5 weeks while Johnny and Terry filled in for him.

Rumors have been circulating, with some wondering if he’d had another heart attack or had died.  I stated in my latest posts that Ron’s illness appeared to be more than a 24-hour thing, listing appendicitis as a possibility.  As announced by Johnny at the beginning of the sermon, that’s exactly what he had.  Ron had surgery and is recovering in Australia.  As soon as it is safe for him to fly, he will return to the US.  Too bad that Ron’s appendectomy can’t be followed up with a churchectomy.  I wonder if he was able to carry out his commission to prophesy during the days he was in the hospital, perhaps not if he was able to avoid annoying the nursing staff by attempting to convert them.

Johnny’s sermon was a cheer leading session, referencing the “truths” Ron invented for the feast.  PKG members now understand the last page of the book, which states:

When this book is published at the end of summer of 2006, (with distribution in full swing in the fall), there will be a maximum time of two years remaining before the world will be plunged into the worst time of all human history. By the fall of 2008, the United States will have collapsed as a world power, or it will have begun its collapse and no longer exist as an independent nation within six months after that time. There is a marginal, six-month window of time that God has not yet revealed concerning this specific moment of time. This will be revealed some time soon after the distribution of this book begins.

He exhorted his members to endure, and to ignore all the garbage about the Church of God PKG written.  I guess he would include this website, which continues 94 weeks after his spiritual idol pronounced curse on its author for a speedy death.