False Prophet Ronald Weinland

False Prophet Ronald Weinland made a rare visit to Cincinnati for yesterday’s sermon.  Our most formidable prophet was unprepared  and 15 minutes late getting started, blaming it on leaving equipment at home.  Ron made up for the late start by ending his sermon 15 minutes early.  I wonder if his elder John & wife Mary Kay were tempted to blow off the sermon and go to Marc and Chelsea’s wedding, which was only about 3 miles from their home.

Ron is preparing for the Feast of Tabernacles coming up in 8 weeks now.  Ron has finished the 5th sermon of 7 that he has planned, and each of his evangelists is tasked with giving one sermon. He’s also thinking of printing up a booklet to be handed out within PKG near the end of the feast.  Ten sermons makes one for each of the eight days with an extra sermon on the first and last days.  Ron promises not one, not two, not three, but at least four new truths to be unveiled during the feast.  Provided he can restrain himself from revealing them earlier.    Of course he’s not feeling the same kind of pressure to reveal them sooner as was the case with the 50th truth, when he just had shut down a timeline and told his members that they were no longer sealed in the 144,000.

Four new truths added to the 53 he has now will put the count at 57.  Since the effect of the trumpets continues to delay (now 85 weeks and almost halfway through the Great Tribulation, and most of a year into his shortened not-so-Great Tribulation), Ron needs to roll out more new truths to keep the sheep happy.  I expect that Ron has found at least one of his new truths with the aid of Strong’s Concordance.  Yesterday, he came out with the word Jerusalem meaning “peace”, as in “shalom”.  In reality, “Jerusalem” is a Canaanite word meaning “Foundation Of Shalem”.  Shalem is a known Ugaritic god.  Since “Jerusalem” sounds sort-of Hebraic, the Hebrews did not rename it.

Ron repeated a pacifist rant criticizing the war in Afghanistan.  If the IRS scoops him up, perhaps he’ll claim they’re trying to shut him up for his criticism.  That may come soon, as the IRS has been investigating him for at least 25 months now.  I’m still expecting that the investigation will resolve one way or the other by the end of the year, as the average length of an investigation is 14 months.