False Prophet Ronald Weinland

False Prophet Ronald Weinland spoke in Toronto Saturday before an audience assembled from Calgary in the west to Nova Scotia in the east.  But none of the Canadian elders got a chance to shine as neither of evangelists Johnny Harrell and Terry Wrozek have left PKG but instead were in attendance to give the prayers.

Yesterday was the last day of the first “Time” under his revised second timeline, with a “time” being 280 days instead of 260 and the start of “Time, Times, and half-a-Time” being the day after the Feast of Trumpets last year.  Ron interrupted his series on tithing to address to revisit prophecy.

At one point, Ron rambled off on a rant about taxes, and then said “I’m not sure why I went off on that tangent.  But yes, I do”.  And we do too.  It seems that Cesar doesn’t believe that the Spokesman Witness has followed his own teachings by rendering all that he owed to Cesar.

Ron stated that the thunders are increasing, but that we’re numb to it.  Hmmm.  I thought that the reason for the thunders increasing was to get our attention so we’d repent.  And he said that all the thunders have increased, except for the fourth one, the economy, which has morphed into the first trumpet.  Again, hmmm.  I haven’t heard that even a single one of the five competing CoG meisters whom he prophesied would die early on to prove him as a true prophet of God have cooperated with that.  And as Thielogical Bob has pointed out, his websites have dropped dramatically in the Alexa ratings the main reason for which is that Ronnie has stopped spending money on Google advertising.  Ron claimed that the intensity and frequency of floods, volcanoes, and earthquakes is increasing.  He cited a few examples of events but hasn’t provided hard statistics.  How about it, Ron?  It’s been awhile since you’ve written anything on your blog — give us a new post with some hard statistics, comparing the intensity and frequency of earthquakes or whatever for recent periods to prior periods.  I double dare you, you Insane Lying False Prophet.

Ron’s sermon title was “More Time”, but he promises that he’s not revising the end date.  Some carrots were dangled on the topic of Time for next week and the Feast of Tabernacles.  I’m preparing to be not-dazzled.

I’ve managed to recover the database but not including the latest posts. So Ronnie’s death curse has yet to take effect I’ll re-entered manually the missing post including the comments. My hosting company has made some changes which hopefully will end the intermittent slow downs — seems to be working well so far.

Here is a copy of the interim post from earlier today and the comments on it.

Due to massive technical problems with the database, I’m doing a bit of a reset.  The Spokesman Witness gets a break while I recover, no doubt he will attribute this to his death curse

5 Responses to Technical Problems

1. Baywolfe says: June 28, 2010 at 10:58 am

See, this is where MySQL really, really, drops the ball. You don’t see this behavior with the commercial databases.

2. jack635 says: June 28, 2010 at 11:59 am

no doubt he will attribute this to his death curse

Doesn’t matter what he says. You’re still alive and he’s an impotent curser.

Ha! Ron couldn’t curse his way out of a wet paper bag.

3. mike_ddtfa says: June 28, 2010 at 12:45 pm

Is is my mySQL or is it my hosting company? I complain to godaddy, and they just point fingers. Their last claim was that I had database problems. Well, this is a fresh database and it’s not working very well.

What’s a better alternative?

4. Aggie says: June 28, 2010 at 12:49 pm

Your dedication is a thing to fear and behold, Mike.

The WW blog stayed pretty well intact, except for the audio files, and when Hotlinkfiles went down (and took all the audio clips with it), I just couldn’t have been bothered to find another source to upload them to, that would have been compatible with the free WordPress, and then go through and manually fix all the links (because, again, free WordPress).

Which is my long and rambling way of saying, I wish I had your kind of motivation to stick with it, even after the first timeline failed. I think you’re pretty much the only one left seriously debunking the Two Witlesses, because Jack is the much-needed and well-appreciated comic relief.

5. mike_ddtfa says: June 28, 2010 at 3:08 pm

Don’t forget about Dill Weed.

But even though Rotten Ronnie has failed, and refailed, and had actually proven himself a false prophet before the first timeline even started, people continue to follow him. And even more start following him. Hard to believe, I know. But that’s why I continue.