Go peddle your horse-dung elsewhere. We’ve already got two more Witlesses than we need!

xHWA said:
Sitting with a Ronnie-head right now. Kinda creapy watching their excitement over the earthquake in Toronto. Almost like they are salivating over the event. “It means something,” they said. Yeah, means there’s the most active fault in eastern Canada having a moderately active moment.

I used to be that way. Glad to be free.

Aggie said:
Can’t have been that significant an earthquake, because they’re still talking about the G20 here. And that’s on the Canadian news…..

As a matter of fact, I’ve had CBC on all day, and there wasn’t a single mention of an earthquake, in Toronto or otherwise, all day long. Some “prophetic importance” that is!

..CBC being headquartered in Toronto, and the broadcasts coming from there, you would think they might have mentioned it, if it was any kind of an earthquake at all. But, nope!

xHWA said:
Odds that the severity of this “thunder” will be greatly “increased” by next Saturday’s sermon?

Aggie, It’s “spiritually” in Toronto. Lol

Well, that’s what I get for going by the CNN map. No news on it here, either. Only a brief mention.

jack635 said:
It was a 2.7 magnitude just north of Oakville. Last earthquake was in 2004 3.8 magnitude. Normal phenomenon. Nothing to do with Ron.

What would be really funny is if Ron crossed the border today at 10:50 am this morning which is when this doorstep, of horror quake hit Oakville.

Aggie said:
I thought it was a 5.0 centred in Quebec? Oakville only got the aftershocks…..

Whisper said:
“The U.S. Geological Survey reported a 5.0 magnitude earthquake rumbled about 11 miles underground near the Ontario-Quebec border region at 1:41 p.m. Wednesday.”

Oh my, a real live 5.0 earthquake! Mercy, batton down the hatches I says, hold on to your kids for dear life!
Wow, earthquakes happening on the face of the Earth, who would have thought this would have happened?
Must be a sign I tell’s ya! A sign of… well of movement of the Earths crust over the semi-molten layer of rock & metal that the plates rest atop.

What day is there not an Earthquake on this planet for goodness sake?
Lions and Tigers and Earthquakes, oh my!

Aggie said:
Also? This “world news and prophecy” story rated just under two minutes of coverage on CBC today…even Armstrong was better at finding stronger confirmation bias stories than that!

But, then, the PKGers found a lot of confirmation bias with the earthquakes in 2008, too (pity J’s old site is down, he basically sucked ALL the wind out of their “prophetic” sails on that one), and look how “prophetically significant” those “signs” turned out to be….. /sarcasm

If I’ve said it once, I’ll say it a thousand more times, until people get it drilled into their thick skulls: NO REBOOT RON:

* 1335 Days: The sealing of the 144,000 that will make up the Government of God at Christ’s return in 2011 took place on the 2nd of February, 2008, and 45 days later we arrived at 1290 days. [CoG-PKG website FAQ prior to mid-July 2008.]

* 1290 Days: The Seventh Seal was opened on the 18th of March, 2008, which signified an end to the abomination of desolation that has been working in God’s Church. This marked the beginning of an awakening for spiritual Israel – the final remnant of the Church of God that was scattered (those baptized before December 1994 – approximately 3000), and will continue right up until the return of Jesus Christ, 30 days later we arrived at 1260 days. [CoG-PKG website FAQ prior to mid-July 2008.]

* 1260 Days: The blowing of the first Trumpet will occur/occurred on the 17th of April, 2008. This is the beginning of the Great Tribulation and 3 1/2 years until the return of Jesus Christ. The beginning of the fall of the USA and other Israelite countries begins from the start of the 1260 Days. God will reveal this period of time for the first Four Trumpets of 6 ro 12 months. God will reveal this information to His two end-time prophets (and two end-time witnesses) whose job began on this same date. [CoG-PKG website FAQ prior to mid-July 2008.]

# 1335 Days: The sealing of the 144,000 that will make up the Government of God at Christ’s return in 2012 took place on the September 30th, 2008, and 45 days later we arrived at 1290 days. [Current COG-PKG website FAQ.]

# 1290 Days: The Seventh Seal is opened on the 14th of November, 2008, which signifies an end to the abomination of desolation that has been working in God’s Church. This marks the beginning of an awakening for spiritual Israel – the final remnant of the Church of God that was scattered (those baptized before December 1994 – approximately 3000), and will continue right up until the return of Jesus Christ, 30 days later we arrived at 1260 days. [Current COG-PKG website FAQ.]

# 1260 Days: The blowing of the first Trumpet will occur/occurred on the 14th of December, 2008. This is the beginning of the Great Tribulation and 3 1/2 years until the return of Jesus Christ. The beginning of the fall of the USA and other Israelite countries begins from the start of the 1260 Days. God will reveal this period of time for the first Four Trumpets of 6 ro 12 months. God will reveal this information to His two end-time prophets (and two end-time witnesses) whose job begins on this same date. [Current COG-PKG website FAQ.]

Wonder how long it’s going to be until they change up the dates again? Or have I missed the making of a third timeline? Haven’t visited the site in over a year….

Lest we forget, Weinland’s major promise for June 8, 2008:

1:53:20 “Three More Weeks” RW March 29, 2008 sermon: “If by Pentecost [June 8 2008] I’m just going to make this real clear to everyone. If by Pentecost [June 8, 2008] it is not powerfully and abundantly clear that there has been a great deal of destruction that will clearly encompass a third of all plant life in the US and at least the clear results of this mingled with blood the death of very much animal life and the beginning of large numbers of human life then I will stop preaching. Just so all the critics and everyone out there will understand. I am true to my word in these things. OK? And for all the critics if by the end of July and for most likely around Pentecost if nothing has clearly caused great destruction and death I will make it very clear that I was a false prophet. I will do exactly what I said I would do on aaaaall those interviews that I have held. To do less. Well. Would be quite insane.”

Oh, and I found this little gem searching for “If by Pentecost” on the old WW blog:

1:16:24 RW Sermon March 29, 2008 “Three More Weeks:“What if, what if…comes April 17 [2008], my life changes dramatically one way or the other because it’s all in. Are we holding back? Are we all running, yet? So what are you going to do some of you who are skeptics and critics and you see these things come to pass? I will tell you what you will do as a whole, you will lie, you will twist, you will distort and you will die – speedily. So, one of us is walking on very dangerous ground…… [about 1:20:00] After April 17 [2008], I would fear to be in any of your shoes, truly, truly, truly!”

Funny, it’s two years-plus past that “prophetic” date, now. FWIW, I don’t think Mike had this blog up and running at the time, and I was the only who was (deliberately) the most active on the forums, and such, WRT debunking the Two Witlesses…

I do remember thinking when I heard it, “‘One of us’? Did he actually just say ‘one of us is walking on very dangerous ground’!? Seriously, do you think you’re even coming close to frightening me, Weinland?? My family was once threatened with disfellowshipment and marking, by a WCG pastor who was referred to behind his back as “Hitler Bill”. You’re small potatoes, son, you can’t even do ministerial intimidation the “proper” WCG way! Hitler Bill left us twisting in the wind FOR OVER A YEAR, worrying and praying about our fates that were hanging in the balance (Remember, it’s all about being in the First Resurrection, anything else is unworthy in the extreme.), and playing the deacons and elders and preaching elders against us, and each other.

“Hitler Bill” was the Yuri Kasparov of master manipulators. And he’s still got everyone fooled into thinking he’s this harmless “evangelical” preacher-man now….Don’t believe it for a second, the man has that streak of cold cunning, required to get the sheeple to do exactly what he wants them to do….It was all gravy, until you pissed him off…then it was open season, and he turned everyone else on you like a pack of ravening wolves…..

Don’t even get me started on the minister and his 2IC who had all of Toronto terrorized (who have been referred to on ESN, and I can vouch for this), as “the Gestapo Twins”. The white glove inspection, searching the cupboards, grilling the wife and kids, the whole nine yards. Their favourite time of year for sin-spotting was DoUB, natch; “Do not give even the APPEARANCE of evil,” was a big loophole those two pastards exploited endlessly. Of course, Mister “Old Testament” can now be found on the Internet (posted the video myself just to share the mind-boggle, hoo-rah), singing Jingle Bell Rock at the WCG CHRISTMAS PARTY.

Long story short? Weinland doesn’t have a patch, on the ministers I grew up with; Witless Ronnie and the Missus Witless are a freakin’ joke. Not hard to see why they didn’t get many from “the scattered church”….They’re just too soft!

Of course, in retrospect, I wish Hitler Bill HAD given us the boot, back then; we would have had our brains deloused from Armstrongism years before the changes, if he had….

You know, I really have to wonder why Weinland passed up the golden opportunity to shift the third timeline ahead two years; after all, he and the missus could have laughed all the way to the bank, if April 17, 2010 had been deemed to be just as prophetic as April 17th, 2008, was supposed to have been.

Unless Rotten Ronnie is planning on playing the “prophecy in hindsight” card while he and the missus are stuck in Toronto? Hearsay had it, as of 2008, there were only two members in Toronto (and the IP tracking logs I was keeping at the time confirms this), so at least they won’t have to worry about trying to book a hotel conference room for the church to meet in, during the G20. Although I’d be willing to bet Weinland is going to be keeping a verrrrrrrry low profile, given how twitchy the security forces (and the alleged plainclothes CSIS plants in the crowd) are rumoured to be. I would like to see him have the balls to tell the CCRA officers at the border just who he REALLY is, and what his purpose in Toronto REALLY is.

Of course, Weinland is much smarter than that, and wouldn’t do anything that would so foolishly jeopardize his bottom line (i.e., collecting the sheeple’s monies).

In our heads…LMAO, I missed that bit about the 2nd-and-a-half witness! I remember back when I was running the Weinland Watch site, some dude in Pakistan emailed me, saying HE was the 2nd witness…this was long before Ronnie unveiled the little woman, but we all knew it was going to be her, anyway. The Pakistani dude did NOT take kindly to the idea…LOL. I think Weinland got him out of the way, for fear of a Terry Ratzmann-like encounter…but, really? You join a church WITH Two Witnesses already, and THEN you claim you’re the 2nd Witness?

What kind of drugs was he on??

Looks more like Poseidon than Jeebus. Is that a cross or a trident?

Maybe each church can use a different sticker color.