It’s Mathematically Possible
False Prophet Ronald Weinland was in the UK this weekend, having his stalwart elder Phillip Burman (former friend of Benjamin) give the opening prayer. William Milne gave the closing prayer, Ron having learned to pronounce his name correctly instead of like “Mill-Knee”.
Ron is still experimenting with some kind of sound amplification. Not that he needs it given the size of the groups before which he speaks. He spent a minute at the beginning adjusting the volume to get rid of an echo.
Ron stated that the ten commandments were given to Moses on Pentecost. I missed that one when forced to attend the Worldwide Church of God. From a quick bit of googling, a number of non-Armstrongite religions believe that also, despite the lack of explicit statement of this in the Bible.
According to Ron, no one has Godly love who is not a member of PKG. PKG members are to treasure fellowship, but not on Facebook.
He loathes murmuring, like people did against Herbert Armstrong who built an expensive auditorium just as the Great Tribulation did not begin in 1972 — an auditorium dedicated to the great God which is now in the hands of Traditional Christianity.
Although the thunders are increasing mightily (the rest of us just can’t see it), Ron continues to delay expectations for the onset of the Great Tribulation. It’s mathematically possible that there will be a Feast of Tabernacles next year. Back on Oct 10 during his Last Great Day sermon, the latest that Europe could arise is late August of next year. He reiterated that in his sermon of Oct 24 (mp3 clip). So PKG will be able to have an organized feast after the US is devastated to the point that the Germans have conquered us? I suppose it’s possible — after all, here I am still alive and mocking 75 weeks after Ron cursed me with a speedy death.
Tags: Thunders
“Ron stated that the ten commandments were given to Moses on Pentecost.”
How in the world does he know that??? Another “interpretation” to fit his failing scheme of things?
“According to Ron, no one has Godly love who is not a member of PKG.
Hmmph! No one IN PKG has Godly love because they haven’t been given any of it. They are god-ron’s slaves and ron sure doesn’t have Godly love, unless he counts god-ron’s godly love (which isn’t love at all, but just plain evil).
“He loathes murmuring, …”
Of course he loathes murmuring. He’s god-ron. No one is to murmur against god. He’s an idiot.
He’s a lying, scheming, self-indulgent, pouty, false prophet, false god-ron. I have absolutely NO respect for him.
So, no one has Godly love who is not a member of PKG ?
Needless to say, there are people in this world who dedicate their lives to charitable causes, far more than Ron or the PKG church has ever done.
But I suppose Ron would probably define that as “the world loving its’ own”, or something similiar. (There are many passages to choose from !!)
While doing my time in “the church” (WCG) I remember there was this overwhelming tendency among ministers during sermons to “define things”, and lay down these broad, sweeping statements about different things in a very authoritarian and dogmatic manner. “No one outside of PKG having Godly love” is a perfect example.
And afterwords, in the “coffee room”, people would discuss the sermon, and look at one another and say “you know, he’s right about that”, and come up with all of their crazy reasons as to why the statement would be true.
I guess there will be a whole lot more of that kind of thing to come, as Ron and the PKG spiral downward towards “the end”. (that Ron has created)
What a bunch of B.S. (baloney sausage)
I wonder why Ron hasn’t updated his blog in 5 months?
Apparently yesterdays monoglog is why I can’t listen to old Ron any more. I use to try and listen just to know what my family member was hearing but I ended up yelling to much at the computer. What an errogant “man”!!!! No one outside of PKG recieves God’s love???!!!!!??? What a piece of work!! I belong to a traditional Christian church were recieve Gods love alll the time as do most Christians. PKG isn’t even a church and it certainly isn’t of God
I think Ron has his own definition of what godly love is, and as usual, it bears no resemblance to what the Bible describes. At least he’s consistent.
I Cor. chapter 13 gives us a godly definition of love; raise your hand if you think Ron exhibits these traits. (my hand’s not up)
It amazes me how many Christians and MANY others are saying everything is about to ‘hit the fan’.
Who do you listen to? Who do you believe?
Ron said we would know he was the one who had Gods truth, which would be PROVEN by EVERYTHING coming to pass exactly, yes exactly as Ronnie predicted.
Ah yes, Ron is no different to hundreds of others sprouting the same bull. Nothing has set him apart. If this is Gods way of proving that a prophet is sent from Him, then he is a God of confusion.
I got nothin’.
Ronnie used to be at least entertaining when he was strutting his peacock feathers a couple years ago. Now he’s just a complicated mess of inconsistencies.
I wonder if he flies first class to all his and Laura’s exotic vacations?
Pride cometh before the fall.
I used to be at least entertained when Ronnie would strut his feathers a couple of years ago. Now he is just living (in the financial sense) on borrowed time.
I wonder if he and Laura fly first class to all their exotic vacations?
Ron is a good example of “pride cometh before the fall” in action.
Ok, so the Beastly Europe must arise by August of 2011. Must? I rather guess that this has something to do with some biblical Ronnetic mathmatics where things must simply happen by a certain date so as to allow for future events beyond to happen on time as well? Ok August it is, a mere 32 months into a 42 month “G”reat Tribuation. Well, thats 32 months from the 2nd date, in actuallity its 40 months into a 42 month tributaiton… And of course theres the 280 nonesense where Ron personally slashes the timeframe. Speaking of that what ever happened to that lessened time frame? I had understood that it was instigated because no “G”reat Tribulation was in occurance and the time needed to be slashed. But what has happened since that date that is “G”reat?
Well, I’ll be awaiting the friendly stormtrooping German soldier to be-a kicking down my door to inform me that he and his kind are occupying our doomed little country.
Should have seen it coming when there was no president taking office in 2009… What was I thinking anyway?
Go figure?
August of 2011 was the story last fall. The significance is that it’s a shortened Time (280 days) before the non-return of Jesus Christ. But he’s looking ahead, the shortest he can make it before Pentecost 2012 without another major revision is 5 months.
Everything has been ready to “hit the fan” for about 2000 years now.
All part of the control game that some very shrewd and cunning people figured out long ago.
It’s just sad that it still seems to work quite well for people like Ron, who live on the dark side of things.
Rambo?….not John Rambo by any chance? heh
I had thought that Ron was using some defined biblical mathematics here to state that storm-troopers MUST be battering down our doors by August of 2011?
Is there not a precept that dictates that so much time must be allowed for this European Beast Power or that Oriental Super Power to arise?
Is there no precept that so much time is needed for the Catholic Church, led by a Demonized Pope I gather, to blend to 10 states of Europe and threaten the world?
Europe is really behind the ball then for it is as fragmented by culture, ethnic diversity, nationalism, and greed as it ever was. This is not to paint Europe in any bleaker color than any other national organization on the globe through. It’s just fact so far. The less time that is allowed for this unification of 10 + Pope the more traumatic is must be. Sounds like it’s going to be , in Ron’s mental image, very traumatic indeed but that is no surprise. What in Ron’s mental planning is not horrible, deadly, tragic, and death filled?
If I remember aright Ron has stated that God is not in the giving love mode right now but in the killing and death love mode as that is what “he” needs to do.
A loving father and God “needs” to be killing and destroying?
Wow, Ron is such a long way off. What a dark and hard path he walks? What a dark soul.
Go figure?
Killing and destroying, confusion and chaos is the role of the biblical satan. Everything that false god ron says can be attributed to that entity rather than the loving God of the New Covenant. So we know who is the god of ron and the father of ron, just by what comes out of ron’s mouth – lies, deceit, slaughter, confusion, chaos, greed, scheming, manipulating, stealing, hoarder of physical “treasures”, slave master, etc, etc.
I see NO love, no kindness, no goodness, no gentleness, no self-control, no joy, nothing of that nature.
Let the obvious speak for itself.
Atrocious, remember that ron worships the psychotic, monster god of the Old Testament and Israel, not the touchy-feely god of the New Testament. It’s all about Race not Grace.
He’s sees himself as the End Time “Fill in the Blank”; fulfilling all the Old Testament “prophecies” which, depending on your viewpoint, have already been fulfilled or are just stories told as prophecy.
“Members are to treasure fellowship, but not on Facebook.”
Boy, is he insecure. He worries about what they’ll read on blogs; about what they’ll read on Facebook; about what they “murmur” about behind his back. Whatever happened to his claim that everything said about him is “like water off a duck’s back”?
Yep, it’s official: Weinland is retreading the classics.
Don’t think he can quite sell Ratzi the Nazi as the Beast Power anymore tho….That Beast Power is looking decidedly green about the gills right now, y/y? RCC won’t be on the world scene as a major world religion in five years, mark my words! Then what are the CoGs gonna do, without the “Holy Roman Empire” around, to fulfill all their false prophecies, huh? Huh?
Thanks Aggie for that link. In reading it it does remind me of Weinland’s good ol days of rant and rave, ah their is the Weinland we came to like so and laugh so hard at.
Weinland is down right boring these days in comparison. No real upright rants, no downright silly commandments, no huge prophecy etc… He’s learned not to do any of these things as they simply come apart on him and so he just seems to talk now, talk and talk and talk… Boring.
He’s really lost his zeal! Of course with as many failures as he has on his score card it’s natural to slow down and attempt to talk about something else…
He is much more interested in keeping his 300+/- than attempting to incite droves to his cult. He’s become rather passive in effect, age and failure do that. Oh I know he promoted many to become officers in his herd but that, IMO, was simply to give the illusion that things are still happening.
Oh how absurd and mind boggling stupid he was, oh he still is but not as funny any more.
Oh for the days of absurd prophecy and ridiculous commands…
Calling Dr. Weinland, your audience would like to see you in surgery again!
Come on, cut up that bible, make outlandish prophecy and really weird comments, your mocking fans are board.
Aggie said;
“Then what are the CoGs gonna do, without the “Holy Roman Empire” around, to fulfill all their false prophecies, huh? Huh?”
Ya but there is “always” a way around “everythin” when you are used to playing word games as Ron is…he can just say they (RCC) are operating behind the scenes, and that “they are there trust me….you just need the eyes to see…if your heart is right, you will see it is true” LOL….and many would still follow this insane, lying, cupcake, false prophet….
Oh, if only the key to understanding prophecy was understanding math.
Maybe Ron should link his church with this one: http://www.godhatesamerica.com. They seem to share a similar disdain for the United States.
“Ya but there is “always” a way around “everythin” when you are used to playing word games”
Be that as it may, if Weinland wants to keep the PKG a nominally (they’ve already “strayed far from the truth” *barf* on a lot, I mean a LOT of things that would otherwise be deal-breakers, in the old WCG) Armstrongist church, that is one “prophecy” he cannot twist around, or change, and still call his little “flock” (whether it’s 300 or 500 people) a Church of God. In fact, given some of the shocking changes he’s made to hard-and-fast WCG doctrine, I’m surprised he’s gotten anyone from “the scattered church” (again, *barf*) at all.
Then again, except for that big push around late 2007 – 2008, he hasn’t really been pushing for “the scattered church” to acknowledge his authority anymore. Not hard to see why. Guess he figures sheeple like Mal or WW, who have no knowledge of, nor experience with, the church as it was, are better marks to tithe-farm off of, than the rest of us ex-CoGers (and still-CoGers), who have been round and round and round this block since Herbie died…and the prophecies were wearing thin when the demented little ad-man was still ALIVE!
“Oh, if only the key to understanding prophecy was understanding math.”
Let’s see if I can regurgitate this properly, LOL:
12 is the number of man, 7 is the number of perfection, 40 is the number for character (in a lifetime, a man has to go through 40 trials before he will have built enough “character” to be a good Old Testament Overlord in that Kingdom of God that never came, and is never coming), 666 is the number of the Beast, there will be 3 and 1/2 years of “final training” for the church in the place of safety, did I miss any?
Don’t hear Weinland preaching any of THOSE doctrines. I wonder why?
Oh, and just in case anyone thinks I’m pulling this stuff from my nether regions, here is a more comprehensive list.
Anyone here remember any of that stuff? Because I do. Vividly.
(Scroll up to see the full list; it’s hotlinked to go to the newest entries on the file. Or click here.)
And here’s one for Mal.