Like Water Off a Duck’s Back
It seems that the second thunder (volcano in Iceland) has abated sufficiently to allow False Prophet Ronald Weinland to fly across the Atlantic to make his scheduled appearances in the Netherlands this weekend. Ron made no mention of the bonus un-numbered thunder (Gulf oil spill). Ron gave associate elder Edwin Van Horne and elder Gijs Van Lerberghe a chance to shine in the opening and closing prayers. He also gave Ken Zitt in Cincinnati a reminder to turn off his cell phone.
Greg Chipps is still ungaoled and has set up a special website for PKG members to register for the feast site they’d like to attend. Between now and then, Ron will state a few more times that he doesn’t know whether they’ll have a feast this year before they have a feast this year. Evangelists Terry Wrozek and Johnny Harrell have their assignments: it’s Terry’s turn to go to Hawaii while Johnny goes to Europe.
Ralph Dowd is appointed as the 7th senior elder in PKG, the “traveling senior elder”. Ralph follows Ron about quite a bit and is in the Netherlands this weekend. Another individual who has been following Ron about quite a bit is Matt from Hawaii who is also in the Netherlands this weekend — maybe if Matt keeps it up he will be a senior elder too. Ralph actually has the longest tenure of Ron’s elders, having been ordained August 30, 1986 as a local church elder before the breakup of WCG. Ralph’s son Ed is the UCG minister in Wichita KS and as such is scheduled to die in the next two years before Christ’s return since he hasn’t repented and acknowledged Ron as the End-Time Witness and Elijah.
Ron took a good deal of the sermon to read from an email exchange he had with a Jew about the observance of Passover, seems that his correspondent has been published. Ron quoted himself from the email exchange describing his fantasy of what will happen in two years. (Brief audio clip, link for the flash-impaired browsers, otherwise just press the play button if you see one).
He had this to say about how to respond to those who criticize you: (Brief audio clip, link for the flash-impaired browsers).
For anyone who can’t see the irony in this statement, compare it to the audio clips from last week’s sermon.
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With Ronnie, it is do as I say and not as I do – Won’t be long before he’s cursing mockers and litterbugs alike
He was getting pretty riled up there – can’t tell me he is not full of anger -it was so thick, it was getting stuck in his “craw”
Same $^!+ – different day
“Evangelists Terry Wrozek and Johnny Harrell have their assignments: it’s Terry’s turn to go to Hawaii while Johnny goes to Europe.”
Pretty hard living, in these here “End Times”, eh what?
Only another couple of years left within his mortal body and Ron will be so glad to un-shuffle his earthly coil?
If Ron is still more delusional than con artists upon that wonderful, probably sunny day, in the J-City in May of 2012 then I wonder if his mental world will shatter when the beast does not rise up to kill him and Mrs’s in the streets? It will be a long flight home over the Atlantic when the world does not go up in flame.
Go figure?
Two more years. Ron’s got two more years to collect money. I bet there will be a big push in May 2012 to give it all to spread the word before it’s too late.
The trial run in April 2008 worked pretty good. All those 401k and savings accounts and gold and silverware which were supposed to be worthlessare deposited safely somewhere. And Ron is still preaching.
I wonder if he can get away with continuing to preach after the non return of Jesus on Ron’s big day?
Oh….hold on. I don’t know if it was April, but it was in 2008 when he made his “gold will be worthless” speech.
Pfah – I doubt the 2012 deadline will stick. Everything else gets shuffled into the spiritual or postponed – an actual showdown is too risky.
Then again – he DID actually go to Jerusalem hoping something would happen, and got depressed for a while when nothing whatsoever occurred. But my money is on him postponing everything again and again until about a year or 6 months is left and the thunders remain mousefarts – by then he will have to find some way to hang on to the good ole tithe-paying flock. He may even blame it on his followers.
Or maybe he will simply fold and retire off the proceedings. Ron Enterprises Ltd. has obviously done good business, a lot of money is stashed in Switzerland.
I predict more two day fasts to escalate the GREAT trib and as things continue to be “not so great”, the GREAT STALL and GREAT TIMELINE CHANGE will occur over and over. Along with the fasting and supplications for more tribulation we will see more reasons for the membership to hand over their hard earned money.
It keeps telling me “duplicate comment” but not posting the comment…ugh….
“Then again – he DID actually go to Jerusalem hoping something would happen, and got depressed for a while when nothing whatsoever occurred.”
Yep. April 19, 2008, to be exact, was the first time he and the missus went to J-Town, and all Ron “felt” was a little agitated on the banks of the Dead Sea….Then they made their best effort for the 2nd timeline to come true, December 14, 2008. We all know where that ended up.
One more try, Weinland! Third time’s the charm!
Or the third strike rule – if false prophecy was a crime we could lock ‘em up after 3 tries.
I wonder if he can get away with continuing to preach after the non return of Jesus on Ron’s big day?
Pfah – I doubt the 2012 deadline will stick. Everything else gets shuffled into the spiritual or postponed – an actual showdown is too risky.
Or the third strike rule – if false prophecy was a crime we could lock ‘em up after 3 tries.
Ron actually has a very strong precedent to go by here. Can you say “1972 in Prophecy”?
By Feb of 2012, God will reveal to Ron that he decided to postpone Christ’s return since the PKG members aren’t ready.
I’m calling you out on this one, Ron – you’re wrong – it’s not about God, it’s about YOU.
Since when does Ron take the high road on being mocked? He’s the biggest crybaby I’ve ever come across in my life – worse than any little kids I know who cry about getting teased. I hadn’t listened to the recording until just now, and it actually made me angry to hear him spinning such a pack of lies!!!
How dare he, after the colossal amount of whining he’s done the last couple of years, now try to act like he doesn’t take it personally, it’s like water off a duck’s back, because “we just don’t understand – we’re not mad at him, we’re mad at God” – oh, he is a piece of work!!! Uuuggghhh!!!
That is so insulting to his listeners; to treat them like they’re idiots who can’t remember what he says from one week to the next! It won’t be long before he’s whining about us mockers again; when he does, please let us know, Mike, ‘cause I want to say AHA!!!
Angel, when I listened to the clips, I felt exactly the same as you. In fact, it made me so disgusted that I was hesitant to comment for fear of what I would say. You said it exactly the way it should be said and I second that.
It has NEVER been about God. It has ALWAYS been about Ron. As I said in a previous comment, he has put himself on the same level as God so, in his mind, if we say something about him, it’s the same as saying it about God. He is “ron-god”. A false everything.
Ron has crossed the line in so many areas but this really takes the cake. You know, time really does go too fast, but in a way, I can’t wait till 2012 gets here so we can all watch him work his way out of that one. He’s not only a piece of work, he’s a big piece of bull dung.
“he’s a big piece of bull dung”
I couldnt agree more.
This is where “Delusional” Ron begins to shine brightly. Ron is God’s first and foremost Man on the scene. He is the Elijah, the Witness, the Apostle, the… well whatever. God’s plan is meaningless without Ron, Ron is here to make it all happen, decree it, voice Gods intent, he is a very very powerful and Holy man. Without Ron what would God do? Ron is most defiantly the #3 man in all existence with only God #1 and Jesus #2 above him in the hierarchy. All the apostles and prophets have become less in Rons speech’s. He is the very pinnacle of mankind.
I’m sure he’s got his eye on Jesus’s corner office, that has a view of the park, now. Slowly he can edge him over so that they are equal, or flat out replace him so as to confuse the mass’s.
God can stay where he is at the top of the food chain because as long as there is a world to rule Ron will be the man to run it under Gods personal instructions. But no one else gets to hear from the top man, only Ron, so he is the very Top Man on Earth.
Screaming Delusion if you ask me. Ron’s just this guy you know? No one more loved in God’s eye than anyone else, but with probably more black marks by his name for deluding others…
Spokesman of God? Oh mercy no, not even close. Just Ron, not Witness, not Apostle, not Elijah, not Leader of the true church, just simple Ron.
2011 will confirm his 2nd timeline being wrong even more than today, which is pretty obvious now.
Go figure?
I’m sure he’s got his eye on Jesus’s corner office
That’s funny.
as long as there is a world to rule Ron will be the man to run it under Gods personal instructions
I remember reading somewhere that Satan is the God of this world.
Ah the dilemma continues. Deceived Sinner or Con Artist?
I’m pretty sure I know the answer.
“You know, time really does go too fast, but in a way, I can’t wait till 2012 gets here so we can all watch him work his way out of that one.”
You know, we critics and mockers said the same thing, in 2008….
I’m with Baywolfe. Look for Weinland to give a blistering “The Bride of Christ was not ready! We have to get the Church BACK on TRACK!” sermon, at the mid-way point; I’m willing to wager he might even do it as early as the Feast this year….when there wasn’t even supposed be a Feast last year, but oh, they all had such fun in Hawaii, Ron and the missus, and their Special Chosen Elect….