A New Title for Laura, Too?

Spokesman Witness, Apostle, Elijah-to-come and False Prophet Ronald Weinland has promised yet new revelation in his sermon this weekend, both in last weekend’s sermon and this week’s blog posting:

Beginning this Sabbath, the Church will take another big step forward in doing that commission given to it in this end-time. ……  This Sabbath God is beginning the process of restoring things that have been removed from mankind since the days of Adam and Eve.

eveMy speculation is that it will be a change in Laura’s status.  If so, will Ron tell Laura to stop cackling at his lame jokes, citing the following scriptures?

1 Corinthians 14:34  Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience, as also saith the law.
1 Corinthians 14:35  And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.

1 Timothy 2:11  Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection.
1 Timothy 2:12  But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.

I rather doubt it.  He’s more likely to elevate her status.  But she already is ordained as prophetess and placed just below him over the church, so what more can he do?  Apostless? Elijah-to-comess? Maybe she won’t be the Silent Witness anymore?  Ron could have her do the next radio interview, which would amplify the 6th Thunder of the 6th Seal — now that would get some media attention as I don’t think there’s ever been a woman who claimed to be one of the end-time witnesses.

What has been removed from mankind since the days of Adam and Eve?  Will Laura be giving Ron an apple she got from a snake? Will Ron be recreating Eden by setting up a nudist commune for his members?

Inquiring minds want to know.  But we’ll all have to tune in at 2:30 Eastern Time to find out.

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7 Comments

  • Kirrily XPKG says:

    Yeah – this should be gooooood!!!!

  • JB says:

    I agree, it should be gooooood! He has long run out of anything sane to say.

  • Mark says:

    Whatever it is, it will most assuredly point the spotlight towards himself.

  • JA says:

    All of these folks seem to skip through Acts and other NT locations to support their position of divinely ordained, end-time Apostle, but conveniently miss the Biblical requirements for apostleship in Acts 2:21-22: “Therefore, of these men who have accompanied us all the time that the Lord Jesus went in and out among us, beginning from the baptism of John to that day when He was taken up from us, one of these must become a witness with us of His resurrection.” Neither Herbert Armstrong nor Ron Weinland fulfill these requirements.

  • Mike (DDTFA) says:

    Actually, that’s in Acts chapter 1. And it’s not too clear from Acts that’s a requirement to be an apostle.

    But not arguing in Ron’s favor. The burden of proof is on him, and so far he’s given nothing besides his statement of claim.

  • Aggie says:

    Ah-ha-ha, quite an apt Wolverton pic you posted there Mike! 😀

  • Mike (DDTFA) says:

    I had a little fun with my speculation. Turns out I wasn’t completely out of the ballpark (see my next post). Laura’s status did change — she’s no longer the only ordained female in PKG. And she does have a new title — she’s a prophet, not a prophetess. As for whether my speculation is totally wrong, give it time. If Ronnie can change and delay, then so can I 😀