Archive for October 8th, 2009

A Catch in the Rye

Thursday, October 8th, 2009

ballroomIn his latest feast sermon from Australia, False Prophet Ronald Weinland discussed his senior evangelist Johnny Harrell, how Johnny was a witness to history.  Johnny Harrell was actually in the audience on December 17, 1994 when “man of sin” and “son of perdition” Joe Tkach Sr. opened the first seal by upending Armstrongism in a sermon delivered in Atlanta.  This sermon was reprised a week later in the Christmas eve sermon delivered in Big Sandy and distributed in a video to other WCG congregations.  Johnny was in Toledo in February of 2000 when Ron took over the Church of God Inc from the lay church board.  Also according to a statement in this sermon, speaking of the Harrells:

“They went with us to Israel, they were there when we began our job.  And I feel very confident that they’re going to be there at the very to witness the end as well.”

In Weinland’s parlance “beginning their job” refers to the 1260 days during which they are to be the actual witnesses and prophesy.  The first time they “began their job” was on April 17, 2008.  But after the first timeline failed, the “beginning of their job” was rescheduled for December 14, 2008.

But in his sermon of December 13, 2008 delivered from Jerusalem just a few hours before the first trumpet reblew at sundown in Jerusalem, Ron stated that Johnny and Myrtle had left Brussels for Atlanta the prior Sunday while Ron and Laura flew to Cairo for a little sightseeing before continuing on to Jerusalem.  So what timeline is Ron on?  Did he really “begin his job” as a Witness on April 17, 2008 when Johnny and Myrtle were actually with him in Jerusalem, or was it on December 13 when they weren’t?  Ron, inquiring minds want to know.

Ron also broke his long prophecy drought.  He discussed the recent earthquakes in the South Pacific, and then continued:

“Things are getting shaken up out there.  Just a little bit of a beginning of some things that are starting to take place, right now. I thought I’d pass that along to you, because they’re not small things that are happening and are going to increase mightily as we go forward here in the next few weeks.”

I’m just curious as to how long “the next few weeks” are going to last.  Ron, will this be longer or shorter than my quick death from the inside that began with your curse on me issued on December 20th?